/chug/ - Comfy Happening in the Ukraine General #1165

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>strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in the Ukraine confirmed archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368701960/
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
>Prankster posing as Ukie PM makes UK MoD reveal that the Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in the Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in the Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region

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rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶the Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=3y8guL08MgI
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
streamable.com/6my9a7
twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1506453063267241994
youtu.be/Bm7cKB3Wczs
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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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>C for Cucked and C for Cunny
The true face of Russhits exposed by /chug/

youtube.com/watch?v=3y8guL08MgI
lol

Bump for p girls waifugees

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/


▶War Crimes

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new video from azov

streamable.com/6my9a7

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The closest I can get to a mosin is a fucking airsoft larp.

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I HATE HAVING LONG EYELASHES
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEY KEEP GETTING INTO MY FUCKING EYES AND I CANT GET THIS ONE OUT

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New list of the russian casualties.

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Holy shit they are beautiful

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lol you really do have to laugh

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PPSH MASTER RACE

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Apologize to my wife

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Can the new US Military still project strength without the petrodollar? Will they command respect around the world?

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That feel is the worst.

Fascinating claimed intercepted call from Russian officer near Mykolaiv to superiors in Russia. He says:
- This is worse than Chechnya
- 50% of troops have frostbite
- They can’t evacuate the dead
- Don’t have enough tents
- RU plane dropped a bomb on their own position

LA RUSSIA CE L'HA MESSO IN CULO A TUTTI

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Z! Also, delicious /k/ope.

- One column was hit with Grad rockets. Can’t even figure out if it was friendly fire
- Medics only have bandages. Can’t help with frostbite
- No hot stove
- Digging trenched to sleep in
- Commander of 49th CAA told troops on 4th day that war will be over in hours

>Fascinating claimed intercepted call from Russian officer near Mykolaiv to superiors in Russia. He says:
>This is worse than Chechnya
>50% of troops have frostbite
>They can’t evacuate the dead
>Don’t have enough tents
>RU plane dropped a bomb on their own position
>One column was hit with Grad rockets. Can’t even figure out if it was friendly fire
>Medics only have bandages. Can’t help with frostbite
>No hot stove
>Digging trenched to sleep in
>Commander of 49th CAA told troops on 4th day that war will be over in hours
>Troops don’t have body armor. When one complained to commander was told “son, be strong”
>This special operation is a “madhouse”
>Being told not to destroy buildings - it’s insanity. Unless we destroy everything and turn into dirt along with the civilians, nothing can happen
>TV says we are moving forward. But we just drive through without clearing up villages. And now we have to defend from all sides because they are attacking everywhere
>They thought this would be like a parade ride
>Our task was to get to Mykolaiv. And we are sitting here

>twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1506453063267241994

Still trusting the plan Putinpals?

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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Friendly reminder that every single russian deserves to be killed in the most painful way possible :)

Thank you, have a great day my fellow anons!

wtf, encirclement not real? how can this be? how could the kyiv independent fail me?

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>source: pic related

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Huh. What happened in 2012?
Re: the end of Swiss neutrality

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- Troops don’t have body armor. When one complained to commander was told “son, be strong”
- This special operation is a “madhouse”
- Being told not to destroy buildings - it’s insanity. Unless we destroy everything and turn into dirt along with the civilians, nothing can happen

r u a girl user?

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He says WE HAVE JUST SHIDDED AND PISSED OUR PANTS, WE ARE LOSING THIS WAR AND PUTIN IS A STINKY HEAD!

Niggers havent commanded respect for years, that failed afghanistan withdrawal just cemented america's death to the world

>They can’t evacuate the dead
>Mobile crematoriums
I love that the shills can't even keep their rrat consistent, kek. They bank on people forgetting the bs they spouted some weeks ago. But we're not NPCs, we remember.

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>Fall for every bit of propaganda
>Get proved wrong over and over
>"the strong"
lmao
lol

>intelligence

Gotta love how shill follow a script.

THATS NOT A NEW VIDEO YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT

THEY DID THAT 'Z' THING FUCKIN WEEKS AGO

Or a sufficiently attractive girl (male)

Where cunny

RUSSKIES POST THE FUCKING CHECHEN VIDEOS I SAW THEM ON THE CATALOG YESTERDAY BUT DIDNT SAVE THEM

Well, shit. Dollar is worth less than 100 rubles for the first time since 1st of March.

I guess Europe really will have to buy our currency in order to purchase gas, huh?

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Z

>after midnight no prisoners will be taken
isn't that a war crime?
aren't you supposed to always accept surrender whenever possible?

>Mykolaiv
WHO THE FUCK IS SAINT MICHOLAS YOU ILLITERATE FUCKS?!

Bong propaganda can’t mask 7,000 Azovs destruction at Mariupol.

Azov are getting close to ISIS production.

Reliable but unconfirmed sources say

The absolute state of /uhg/

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It's called Nikoleav.

- TV says we are moving forward. But we just drive through without clearing up villages. And now we have to defend from all sides because they are attacking everywhere
- They thought this would be like a parade ride
- Our task was to get to Mykolaiv. And we are sitting here

Honestly the whole concept seems to be stupid at this point. Generally the choice is between coil guns that have speed limit but no weight limit and rail guns with weight limit but no speed limit(theoretically). Problem starts with the fact that you can't really provide explosive payload with either and even if you could the more fit for purpose coil guns probably aren't going to have range and velocity to compete with conventional guns(especially as, and this is just me assuming it - by the time the tech matures we'll also have the ability to shoot down a slow, large shell of the kind they'll fire) while railguns need so much power that it's impossible to make it man-portable, which begs the question - what do you want to use it for? Realistically on naval vessels, where the lack of explosive payload makes it useless or in some kind of tank, where the high velocity is sure nice, but that leaves you with a machinegun against soft targets so that's not gonna happen either.
I think by "encirclement" they mean that they have units all around the salient which sure, they do, it's just that they've had it since day 2 or whatever.

WHAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOUVE SEEN A GIRL ON POL

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You guys need to slow down, I can barely read the fucking thread before a new one comes along

So hes gay right?

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You WILL not eat bread
You WILL not keep your house warm
You WILL enjoy your patriotic suicide
You WILL charge the Russian lines on your Vespa
You WILL love the Antichrist

I miss old /k/.

uuooohhhh

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Who are they ? Hohols ?

Right now, seeing you. Isn't that right?

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long eyelashes is a masculine trait

He will fuck you, mutts, in the ass, yes.

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Anyone know what's happening with Zeihan, he's been saying for years that Russia's going to invade and annex Ukraine and even continue onto parts of Poland and Romania. But now that the gears have been put into motion, he's flip flopping as hard as he can, uploading daily copes.

youtu.be/Bm7cKB3Wczs