/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General: #1059

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>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say
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odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
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how many weeks left?

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kino

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holy fucking shit that OP pic is the toppest of keks

Three more weeks.

russian soldier observing wreckage of what used to be ukraian armor vehicle

13 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes

if you have found any, please share.
by juba videos i mean recording the optic view while the shot is taken.

top jej

>The plan of the Russian Federation to attract Syrian mercenaries to the war with Ukraine is failing, the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense reports:

>“To date, the preliminary promises of the Syrian authorities on the systematic supply of mercenaries for the Russian army are not being fulfilled. The promised “easy walk” has been changed to reports of stubborn battles and high losses of Russians. Most of the Syrian military are not ready to risk their lives for the sake of an illusory monetary allowance.

>It is known that Russian operatives are also trying to negotiate the recruitment of mercenaries from the 16 brigade of the Syrian Arab Republic"

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Fresh bayraktar footage

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>I CAN'T VEH DEH VEE! I CAN'T VEH DEH VEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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in arma 3 (2014(

>Squad
>DayZ
oh, the irony

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looks like alberta desu.

It took the second most powerful army in the world a month to fully encircle kiev. How embarassing

>Zaporizhstal is considering restarting production
wtf ruskiebros i thought it's all over

source?

and eft kek

Fucking chinese pussies, fucking russian pussies

youtube.com/watch?v=fEzPIRWyNtU
>Well, it's normal
Reposting because it's fucking gold

Kyiv still isn't surrounded.

I just realized that in chug threads, most posters are russian, posting under different flags, talking to one another.
They are some westie vatniks here and there, but they are mostly ruskies.

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>Most of the Syrian military are not ready to risk their lives for the sake of an illusory monetary allowance.
lmfao

/uhg/ so many of you have “Lurked” but you can’t answer this?

>Why and when did Any Forums get captch?

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and its still not encircled

t.me/uniannet/40870

>to fully encircle kiev.
that clock is still ticking

new captured vehicles

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what about those niggers from central africa?

china invaded ukraine?

I doubt that it's even real Russian, not paid shills.

>PUTIN MONKEY IS NOT FUNNY STOP POSTING IT ITS CRINGE AND FORCED MEME
cope more

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Seriously how will the Russian army ever recover its reputation after this. Even if they win after months or years of war they will never be taken serious anymore.

>to fully encircle kiev
maybe in 2 weeks

>china invaded ukraine?
i cant imagine chinks soldiers performing any better than russians. it would probably be a lot worse lol.

2 weeks ago

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kek

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>"encirclement" soon to get "encircled", but into a cauldron

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it's not encircled, they had to retreat recently

Any Forums got a captcha so you can tongue my anus

>ArmA3
>not Medal of Honor Underground (2000)

some are on vpn, the montenegro poster lurks every ukraine thread and will have 5-10 posts in every thread doing their spiel

>implying they want to fight and won't just run away the first chance they get

They're invading the modern, effective way: they're slowly buying Ukraine.

Answer the question shill faggot
>Why and when did Any Forums get captch?

You will never fuck Manon

I only used Any Forums for a month a decade ago.
I've been on Any Forums , Any Forums , Any Forums and in some Any Forums and /vg/ generals.

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Unusual looking rifle.

>cbt

can anyone translate what my Russian friend send me he said he is in kyev for some work stuff

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Z to check mark X is a nice touch.

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New-Russian Lt. Colonel captured by Ukrainians, a Western official confirms.“In the area in which he was captured, there was a significant amount of electronic warfare equipment. It's unclear whether he was personally connected with that, but it's something we're looking into”

meme answer is 2 weeks but honestly? i can't see ukraine holding out past the end of april.

Not a valid excuse faggot, if you were here during that time you would have known the answer, regardless of the board you lured
>try harder faggot shill

Are they out of gas and missiles still retards?

/chug/bros.... not like this

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>Cooking time

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Russia deployed 200k soldiers
China would deploy 2 million soldiers

>One of the Russian soldiers “blamed the commander of the group, Col. Yury Medvedev, for the deaths of his friends,” Tsymbaliuk wrote on Facebook.

>“Having waited for the right moment, during battle, he ran over the commander with a tank as he stood next to him, injuring both his legs. Now Col. Medvedev is in a hospital in Belarus, waiting for monetary compensation for combat wounds received during the ‘special military operation to protect the Donbass.’ Colonel Medvedev was awarded the Order of Courage,” he wrote.

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You're a sick fuck. I like you.

Isn't the North cut off by the river flooding?

If you say anything but Kimmo and anustalk spam, you're getting the rope It wasn't even Any Forums, it was every board.

>China would deploy 2 million soldiers
China would fail even more miserably than Russia.

WEAK!

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>China would deploy 2 million soldiers
they dont have logistics for that

I thought Ukraine is winning

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Is Belarus still supposed to attack any second now

>phoneposter larping as en epic oldfag

why not? it would take some serious escalation to wrap this up in under a month.

some trophies from russian army

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lmao
second army in the world my ass

i bet mongolia could take siberia anytime away from russia

Don't mind me just trying to find full res

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Wrong. Use le Google search again faggot

what kind of work stuff would a russian have in kiev right now?

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Please post the Travis Scott effigy/Bruegel picture if you have it.

Depends on timing and (russian in)competence. Ukraine might turn the tables and steamroll the invaders before they get a chance to reorganize, but it's a gamble. If the russians feign retreat and lead them into a trap it could leave them defenseless to a counterattack from respective fronts.

Lukashenka knows that his regime is done for if he invades. Putin knows that too. The only reason Belarus is not attacking is because Russia can't spare the tanks and the men to roll into Minsk to take control of the country once Lukashenka gets toppled.

When the count reaches 2000, Russian lines will collapse
>Russia - 1754, of which: destroyed: 855, damaged: 32, abandoned: 226, captured: 641

I like to imagine that Putin has actually seen the monkey collage and has specifically asked whatever chain of command those shills operate under to stop it, which is why this skidmark keeps throwing tantrums about the meme.
Lord knows he's trying hard.

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that depends, what does it say?

Russia failed to provide logistics for 200k soldiers
China would fail to provide logistics for 2 million soldiers

It's pretty arrogant to be like "Ahhh every other nation's military is shit, paper tiger, cant do anything" but it's hard to get past the fact that China hasn't fought any modern wars, and any glimpses we get into their military are laughably pathetic

>30.000 to 40.000 battlefield casualties
30000-40000
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chinese soldiers would just eat Ukros and then each other

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Even Russians on 2ch /po/ aren't that retarded. Chuggers are the spitting image of кpымoдeбилы, a vatnigger general in 2ch/po/ that was started by kremlinbtos in 2014 and degraded into vatnik discord chat that is somehow untouchable on an imageboard. I am amazed how exactly the same thing happened on western imageboard, by the same scenario. And they also come to other threads looking for attention, just like кpымoдeбилы.

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journalism :^)

That and that NATO said between the lines that if Belarus gets some fun, Poland gets some fun too. Nobody wants Poland to have fun.

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he ok

Has cope thread moved on from Russia out of gas and missiles? Can I get the latest cope. Are you planning a massive offensive for the 5th time?

Is he okay?

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from what i can see Belarus about to expirience freedom if you know what i mean

1 month? shit im retarded, more like 2 months.

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