/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General: #1058

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фиpcт

pow pow pow

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Shut the fuck up

>another colonel killed

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Who was in the wrong here?
files.catbox.moe/mrpoc0.mp4

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how effective have cope cages been so far

That’s from a video game

100 YEAR OLD weapon, top fucking kek

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babushkas and randos ambush RF armor
youtube.com/watch?v=rHpX6_B8ArE

6 hours. Say hi to Lucifer for me.

It hasn’t been tested yet because most of the ATGM go for the engine

I can confirm that it is from "the call to duty" on the sony nintendo

apology for bad english

when were you when 331st Guards Airborne Regiment dies

i was sat at home drinking classic Revo when fred ring

"vdv is kill"

"no"

and you?

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>I’m on my way to Europe to rally the international community in support of Ukraine and ensure Putin pays a severe economic cost for his war of choice.

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OH NO NO NO

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What do you think?

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will he get statue?

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phenomenal success at increasing crew mortality rate to 100%.

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What if Putin orchestrated the Ukrainian war as a way of creating millions of white refugees to flood the west to counter-act all the shitskins that have moved there in recent years?

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thats cope

0/10 lmao

thats OTA for you.
but the result would have been the same against any tank.

sneed

Attention
The VDV has mistakenly deployed over Australia mistaking it for Ukraine.

How will he cope and seethe now that the petrodollar empire is collapsing?
Dollar will lose half its value by end of April

at least he won't have to go back to russia

>Reddit spacing a 4chunz meme
Dyel?

>files.catbox.moe/mrpoc0.mp4
average russian TV CONSOOMER

Migapede cuckservative 4D chess tier cope.

Can confirm, its arma 6

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Look at all the footage. The fires come from the engine, if it hit the cage then the fire should start there

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Fresh participant in the tank tower throwing competition.

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>"vdv is kill"
die

2 more...

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>literally btfo

Oh, fuck. I've seen the full footage multiple times and couldn't quite make out if it was a guy or not getting out of the turret. Clear as day here.

clearly fake there are no bodies

That could easily be Ukrainian

you cant be this new on this board

Why don't they take Moldova already? there's only 5k soldiers there.

Cheers, my Chang!

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Ukrainian forces are wiping the floor with the Russian invaders. From Chernihiv Oblast today. Almost nothing left of the tank or the crew.

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>>files.catbox.moe/mrpoc0.mp4
This guy is bulgarian, wtf??? He speaks bulgarian, i fucking swear.

seriously speaking, those roof cope cages would only be able to stop basic warheads like ones from an RPG-7 launched from a tall building.

kek

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>chug posters booties when the drunk yank starts Putin monkey memes

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NEW

Operational summary from the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine as of 18.00 March 23

>Russia, having disrupted all the deadlines for the offensive operation, continues to consider the possibility of cordoning off individual groupings of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in order to issue regular ultimatums during the negotiation process.

>At the same time, the Russian invaders, in violation of the norms of international humanitarian law, do not stop the targeted destruction of the infrastructure of cities with artillery fire, missile and air strikes, and the chaotic mining of the area and the destruction of agricultural equipment jeopardizes the start of the sowing campaign in certain regions of Ukraine.

>In Volyn, Polissya, Siversky and Tauride direction, the enemy does not change the nature of actions
>In the Slobozhansky direction, in the city of Volchansk, the invaders, demonstrating the "humanitarian mission" of the Russian Federation, organized a demonstration distribution of the so-called "humanitarian aid" to local residents under a personal signature and with a passport of a citizen of Ukraine.

>In the temporarily occupied territories of the Zaporozhye region, the enemy, due to problems with logistics, is trying to replenish fuel supplies by withdrawing it from the civilian population and farmers.

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>not realising the obvious tongue in cheek post

you're an autistic retard
that's not how argumentation works
regardless of the news twitter is never an accurate source of information unless it's confirmed else where or provides a good source

and my dad works at ninendo

Newfags

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Moldova has no plans to join nato and so is of little threat to Russia

that's an ukrainian tank from the arma 3 polish exercise back from 2014

nope.
most footage ive seen the fires starts on the turret.
thats how javelins and nlaw work btw.
google "over top attack"

>implying you were not Reddit spacing
>implying my english is kill meme is not from 4chunz
>implying you are not a trap

translation?

Then why are they still advancing on every front?

Holy fucking shit, Bulgarianbros please explain yourselves
Not effective against Javelins or Nlaws. They might be effective against loitering munitions such as pic related, but those are probably used for logistic convoys (trucks and light armored apc's) anyway.

>Revo
bruh. Its a fucking chem weapon. It can melt tank armor. Drink juice.

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I hope both sides get nuked back to medieval times I plan on being a knight-errant in the wasteland

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no need to add Z, cope cage makes it clear enough

I know how it works, but it still goes for the engine. The fire just spreads to the turret and cooks off the ammo

this

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Bongistan is already a caliphate in its own right. Try doing something with your own pathetic shithole first.

>trying to replenish fuel supplies by withdrawing it from the civilian population and farmers
Soviet Union 2.0

Imagine unironically being this sensitive to some anonymous post

A group of Ukrainain teens stole a Russian BTR in the Sumy oblast. Version with sound

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Were you here in 2012?

>Sweden will send an additional 5,000 anti tank weapons to Ukraine
twitter.com/SamRamani2/status/1506670519285919752

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What language they are speaking?
I can understand literally everything.
Did these 2 boomers actually invented a common Slavic language by mistake?

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the russians are reporting their emotional support armor is really helping

lurk moar retard

INSTRUCTIONS REMINDER
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i remember it with "kill", but i corrected him in last thread so i ahd to do it again

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What is this a picture for ants?

>Putin is based, EU and USA are homos, there is nazi in Ukraine, Putin can take Bulgaria as well

Weapons or munitions? There’s a difference

it's already over for your oldfag larp, retard, nothing left to salvage
should've spent more time prepping at encyclopedia dramatica

0% effectiveness

>Meme flag has an irrational hatred of white Europeans

You're a Jew hiding your flag.

I will explain. We were russian satelite for 50 years. These people are brainwashed. They are just NPCs. What is there to wonder about this?
It's the origins of the alphabet. I can actually talk far better then this person, since i am very well educated and even in my mother language i can speak and write on a whole new level, a trucker never will. Also i have a fren from Macedonia back in the university years. I like balkans, don't hate anyone, a little bit of muslims. But NPCs take it on another level

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Anti-tanks.

ok
even tho ammo is under the turret, in another compartiment but i wont fight you on this

>well well, look at the city slicker pullin' up with his fancy russian tank
>>this tank was made in the 80s
>well well, pardon us mr. AK-12
>>i just painted the furniture on my ak-47 black!
>well la-di-da mr. VDV drop in the same airfield 23 times
>sorry, I believe in direct attack superiority

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Kvas enjoyer here

better to make a group statue with azov protecting civilans imo. acknowledge them all this way

Is this you?
>picrelated

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Sometimes I really wonder if it's our propaganda and info front that are doing such a good job or if the Russians are really that stupid and incompetent.

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>trying to replenish fuel supplies by withdrawing it from the civilian population and farmers
Soviet looting never ended

5000 at-4s like we did before, reports shitty here too but that would be my guess

>bongistan
>white
Whatever makes you sleep at night, fag. Don't get part & parcel'd.

He probably watched one of those "three epic Any Forums posts" and went onto Any Forums to discover it was just endless furry shit porn

he'd have to actually win for this to happen

how to assemble this russian back??

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can anyone translate ?

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Luak moar faggot

Wtf I could understand so much, Bulgarian is so similar to Russian?

They are literally airing an instruction on TV on how to get inside russian vehicles and avoid possible traps

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I think Bulgarian guy is mixing some russian and Bulgarian language.
>We were russian satelite for 50 years. These people are brainwashed. They are just NPCs.
Yeah I've figured, I was just memeing

I made a cleaner version of this template. Enjoy and go nuts.

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both, russia is not only losing the war in ukraine, they are also losing the information war globaly.

Only on Any Forums and /x/ because it wasn't full of shizoposters back then

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Are you winning hohol?

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what a bootlicker lmao
basicly saying he's for putin and that he wouldnt mind bulgaria being piece of russia and spewing ruski propaganda

>ammo is still fresh
good price

we can make abomination like those from Warcraft III

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God, I hate these russians from Ikea

>OH N-

and dats dat. there was nothing we could do

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no

you just posted a warcrime

Fucking kek, Bulgarian TIR drivers are really famous for their intellect.
And yeah, we are some of the biggest Putin cockgobblers, but even here he lost a lot of support (blue line).

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If Kadyrov dies what are the odds that Chechnya lights on fire?

>well well, look at the vatnik pulling up in his fancy russian tank
>this tank was made in the socialsit republic of armenia
>well, pardon us, Mr. Adidas
>i stole these shoes from Chechen!

>files.catbox.moe/mrpoc0.mp4
the guy filming is lithuanian, he's talking to a bulgarian guy

Ikean Russian. Some assembly required.

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is he okay?

I was at university, going my magister degree. 2014 i remember the Maidan protests and i was watching the videos non-stop. The police officer burning from the molotov and the barricade at the center of Kiev (i will keep it Kiev, this is the way i remember it being named), tires stocked up, molotov cooking and the bastards on the stairs that got forced with the aluminium shields. And the person throwing the wooden stick, i remember it very good. I am anti-commie, that's it, always will be.
I have to try really hard to understand other slavic languages. Maybe if i meet and talk with someone more then a few minutes, i will be good, but they are not the same languages, words here and there sound similar. Also keep in mind it's the same family of languages. It's complicated really.

ah yes, liberators

russia will just replace him

>these scribbles are proof it's a ukrainian!!!
would be more believable without these attempts + you just confirmed russoids in fact do carry phones and use them