/chug/ - Comfy Happening in the Ukraine General #1161

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>strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in the Ukraine confirmed archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368701960/
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
>Prankster posing as Ukie PM makes UK MoD reveal that the Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in the Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in the Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region

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files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
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weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
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opermap.mash.ru/
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what are the geostrategic implications of the current situation?

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Good bake. Clean.

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
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>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
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>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
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>woman says
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/CHUG/ CHADS!!!

Mariupol status report frens?

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All the Twitter NPCs responding to the Putin demand for rubles by EU is "Good time to stop buying that Russian gas then! Goodbye Vlad!"
They are frighteningly deluded.

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Victory day soon!

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gimi

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Pick your poison

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Looking forward to victory day!

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
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Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
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▶War Crimes

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>SANCTION BROS, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

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>The Polish General Staff has begun the stage of resupplying the units of the 18th Mechanized Division with contractors to the wartime states.
>In particular, the first team of 80 people arrived at the location of the 1st Armored Brigade (18th md). In the near future, similar events are planned in two other formations of the division – the 19th mechanized and 21st mountain Rifle brigades.
>Recall that the units of the 18th md of the Polish Army, the 82nd VDD and the 101st dshd of the United States have been conducting joint exercises at the Novaya Demba training ground for several weeks. It is possible that these units of the Polish army, upon receiving the appropriate order, should carry out an honorable mission to return "their" Lviv. The matter remains for the politicians, who must agree on a specific date for the start of the operation

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So Putin is demanding Rubles for oil, any predictions on what this will do?

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shills and JIDF in overdrive today

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rare flag?!?

>Kalibr range: 2600km

>Sevastopol - Warsaw: 1200km
>Sevastopol - Berlin: 1700km
>Sevastopol - London: 2590km
>Sevastopol - Paris: 2400km

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The reality will soon hit them harder when they inevitably freeze to death

Thanks for bake, though one thing bothers me.
>strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
Can you replace lowercase S in the next bake? Thanks.

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Had to reuse some chug logos and it might be a little bit raw but the mutt didn't take over

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During the Warsaw Uprising in 1944, the Nazi occupiers deported almost the entire civilian population from the city, which they then destroyed in one of the worst crimes of the war.

The parallels we are seeing in Mariupol are chilling.

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>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
Kek

>Take a 40 minute break to eat lunch
>4 threads happen in that time
>Catch up on them
>Another thread goes by in the mean time
Fast day, many shills.

Z

Rollin

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>random chink
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Death of America, unironically

Are there images higher in copium than these?
I mean we've clearly surpassed the 2016 election.

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No more petrodollars, its all over for Yankee dominance.

I am physically pissed off that my broker won't let me trade USD/RUB.

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The rightmost one.

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that's not worth a roll, user

Z
posting in real bread

based, but news anchors are listened to

3000-5000 Russian troops encircled NW of Kyiv, caught between a flood and Ukrainian units. Preliminary reports of spontaneous surrenders including full units and equipment being turned over intact.

Union State when?

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Z

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why did the "deported" civilians go to russia?

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do America first

Holy shit wtf

Sorry I didn't notice! Will be fixed by next thread

You fucking faggot, Mariupol is heavily Russian and literally rose up only to be combated with extreme reprisals against Russian ethnic people.

They know they're done it was never really a fight to begin with

It will strengthen the Russian ruble. And what the other replies have said. Petrodollar is busted.

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TWO
MORE
WEEKS
Z.

>Z
>dragon ball Z
>Z fighters
how are there no memes playing on this, explain yourself.

Monsters left the cave
Digits and i kill all of them

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I love fucking Ukrainian girls whenever I go to Istanbul or Dubai.

>Good bake. Clean.
Agreed! Uproot and have some reddit good, kind gentlesir!

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Accuracy decreases as distance away increases. This is true for ICBM’s as well.

yeah, they lost at not losing the war. Sad.

Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars.

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6

Russia is my hero.

look at this shit
someone literally SAID something and that shit you work 60 years for just to stay alive just changes value right in front of your eyes
god I hate the ((global economy)) so much it's fucking unreal

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Probably soon, I would also say add in most if not all of Eastern Ukraine into the map.

So they wouldn't be used as meat shields again.

check'd

Z death to Sodom and the throne of Satan

There's so many to choose from irl that I would go for the stereotype and wait for a natural blonde with the authentic barely visible eyebrows.

Imagine the Berlin wall, but on a global scale, and the capitalist side is actually the degenerate side.

>P-pwease surrender Azov....

What the Russian army is reduced to...

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who's giving the bread here, /chug/?

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We're probably not going to hear anything about the response for awhile because EU always tries to de-escalate and they never try and inflame situations, but behind the scenes they will be deebly goncerned. Also they won't be allowed to pay in rubles unless they get permission from U.S. so we are probably going to see some insane schizo moves from the U.S. in the next week or so.

Azov trapped in kotel, Russians keeping them in cauldron, so the Azovs kill each other until very few remain.

The whole west is an unfriendly country now.

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F

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Good morning /chug/ is there did anything cool happen in the last 24 hours?

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I'm a leftist

Will my boy Vlad nuke the throne of Satan?

They did this for years in Syria.
You have no idea what you're cheering for.
You are unable to grasp what happens after the offers stop.

Fucking thread going so fast it‘s becoming harder to catch up.
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Z
also
AKHMAT SILA
>pic related
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Most of them don't understand the global supply chain and trade does, they literally believe ones putin dies it's all going to be okay. And I feel like most of the EU admins and Biden admin think the same way, it's all fucked beyond belief and it doesn't stop

But they're not ICBMs
A 850-ton boat can launch 8 of them

Yeah, Putin included the entire EU in his list of unfriendly countries.

I also would like to remind everyone that trannies will never be a woman

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Mutt coup failed

Powerful.

Not for oil, only for natural gas for now.
Which means that it is only EU who will suffer.

Russia hasn't lost yet, but it has to pull out the big guns, maybe even to mobilize the population to win this.

Russian + Donbass forces have given a last ultimatum to Azov in Mariupol, giving them time to surrender until midnight local time (in six hours)

From midnight no one will be taken prisoner.

>Oh, vey. Don't you dare move your dollars anyware besides stocks.

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just some steady gains in mariupol

roasties lost

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>18th md of the Polish Army
Eh. They are indeed based in the east of the country, but their unit was recently formed and entirely made out of Green troops. Doubt they would use such an inexperienced division for such an important task

>strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
Thought Ukraine said there were only 200 soldiers there??

They're just giving men a chance before they die

F

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since fentanyl is a powder and it takes a really small dose what would happen if they made gas granades out of it? s.mh I should be a NATO weapon engineer.

Remove north Kazakhstan, add Malorossia and change the flag for either RE one or completely new, not commie looking

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