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The date is the 23rd of March, 2022. There is currently a Russian invasion in Ukraine.
Parker Howard
>>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles An interesting development. After countless sanctions, they have the right to demand that. Does anyone have more to say about it?
Russian military losses: 9,800 killed and 16,000 wounded. That would be the equivalent of the US losing 12,000 to 15,000 soldiers in the multi-week 2003 invasion of Iraq, which actually saw just about 140 Americans killed. Ukrainian officials say a half-dozen generals and top Russian commanders have been killed in action, around a quarter of all the leaders it deployed to the field—while the US lost a single general in 20 years of war in Iraq and Afghanistan and none in the Gulf War. Russian army is a bunch of incel gypsies. Stay "comfy".
Logan Hughes
Thank you for baking! Z!
Nathan Young
>writing a strongly worded letter to Youtube Absolutely DEVILISH
>Received equipment from NATO. >Sold it. >Got the fuck out of the country as a refugee. I'm kneel. They really managed to sell their country this time.
The retards edited the fake info into an old article instead of creating a new one. So it's easily deboonkable because that article was referring to this press conference. The Russian MoD never said that: youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk
Sadly for them, they could not edit Google Cache or YouTube They also had a grammar mistake: "мaштaбных" (Russian not their native language?) Very fake and very gay
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>After countless sanctions, they have the right to demand that. They have the right to demand it regardless - it's their fuel, they can sell it in anything they want - Rubles, USD or sea-shells. If you want it, you pay what they're asking.
We do have them but they're smaller, more precision missile systems
Aaron Sanchez
No
Ayden Rodriguez
What is actually happening military wise? Are they still cleaning out Mariupol?
Dylan Sanders
The outside looks fine, it was Shmel, probably
Tyler Gomez
>Any drunk people make me irrationally angry. That sounds like you have an anger management issue then. Perhaps you need to see a professional about that.
Yes. And rubles must be bought using russian exchange.
Alexander Wilson
>Bukernazis got btfo History repeats itself
Brandon Hernandez
Did EU cucks accept this offer by Putin or they will refuse and looking for other suppliers? But this year they will have to provide something for their production.
>netflix vs transportation >onlyfans vs home heating Oh boy, is this what the usa meant by being on the right side of history when the books sre written
Robert Bailey
>litter.catbox.moe/akitd8.mp4 Watching the TOS hits on Azovstal looks fucking unreal. I can't imagine anything surviving in there.
Henry Ross
Globohomo telling ukraine to fight to the last hohol is the pettiest, jewiest shit. The people who fear russia leave the country, the people willing to fight die, you're left with a country overwhelmingly in favor of russia.
Andrew Rogers
The distinct lack of everything being covered in a patina of ash and hohol fat makes me think that it was a traditional artillery round or rocket and not a TOS.
Cleaning Mariupol and working their way through the fortifications in Donbass. Some siege warfare in Harkov, Kiev and Nikolaev, but those are memes because they aren't allowed to just shit on the towns so it's just waiting.
Nolan Carter
Don't need to. I get 10/10 storming the border to get someplace to stay at.
Dominic Martinez
>want to save nice picture >notice the wet pants abu Uhfffff...maybe I'll over look it >notice the billow AAAAAAAAAAA hick
Why should degenercy ruin nice things like this
Grayson Barnes
>Any drunk people make me irrationally angry. Did drunk persons.... do things to you?
Yeah, that is what I thought - an action that will strengthen the Russian ruble, though was thinking there may be more to it.
Exactly what we will see. I may watch the local TV news since they are all like headless chickens. They may have some funny takes.
You have a fair point. What I meant by that is that they didn't change the currency of purchase to the Russian ruble until after they put those sanctions. The EU & Friends brought this onto themselves. They can cry all they want - they are dependent on it.
>You should really stop trying to get me to drink Oh I don't really care if you don't drink, it's the preaching to others and the apparent uncontrolled irrational rage bouts that concern me
The most depressing part of all of this is that a lot of people actually believe they can lie about a real war and win. As if the text they write and the words they speak dictate reality. They're treating this like twitter, Reddit, and Discord mods can show up and ban Russia from having a war in real life, just becuase they said so. This is the real sign that the Western World is done and over. I guess this is what happens when you genuinely start to believe social media hugboxes are objective reality.
What is the status of /chug/ cope? 10% of Russia’s total military forces have been expended in a losing battle with a country that has a GDP lower than Arizona. They have proven themselves to be completely incompetent at warfare, and yet you still shill for them, posting things as delusional as “Ukraine was defeated in 48 hours and everything that is being reported is just a psyop”. How can you be so out of touch with reality? Has the cunny rotted your brains?
Ok I know most people here are Kremlinshills but Russia's losses are not sustainable right?
You can't lose 20000 soldiers billions of dollars of equipment and 6 generals in a month and still expect to carry on the war long-term. Not when Ukraine is getting new equipment volunteers and funding every day. Ukraine has time on it's side. Russia does not.
>there are unironic commies on reddit of all places >they're getting banned and censored for going against the narrative and making fun of the brigade getting kalibr'd
hnnnnrgghhh why did they make them so cringy. I can't use gangut for more than 2 minutes before getting cringed out.
Jack Diaz
That's not depressing, that's the greatest part about it. We're seeing mass mental delusion on an insane scale just crumbling and coping as the reality of force on the ground sweeps helplessly over their impotent dreams.
>Cybernetic Resurrection was one of the possible applications of the forbidden technologies, restoring the dead to a facsimile of life.[2] The Ghola, often called Revenants,[3a] retained their memories and were capable of speech.[1] Repeated resurrection was possible even after a Revenant was "killed" again.[2]
>Revenants were kept in a cryogenic state at sub-life support temperatures until they were awoken for battle,[1] gradually getting slower the longer they spent away from the machine
And yet still cannot stop a bunch of trucker protests. Cope.
Levi Gutierrez
Don't mutts have ships filled with these? I mean it is a lot more cost effective to use water transport and mutts used to liberate some pretty far away places.
Lucas Foster
that is a nice smile
Jordan Butler
fuck off nigger, go back if u care so much
Gabriel Williams
Yeah, everything outside would be fucked up if it was done by a TOS
Belarus isn't. Lukashenko is. He's loyal because he knows if Putin falls he's going to end up like Gaddafi. Russian military muscle is the only thing backing up his despised regime.
I look forward to the day the white-red-white flag flies above Minsk. It's coming soon.