HAPPENING PUTIN JUST DECLARED WW3

>if the earth wouldn't be flat it would rain sideways

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kek

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Calm down the missiles aren't flying yet

No, this is the last gasp of a dying regime. It has happened at least a few times in the last 30 years

If only the usa was a gas exporting nation

1○/1○

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

Stop the pomp
You freeze

HEY RETARDED KIKE NOBODY BELIEVES YOUR LIES

What is a woman?

Idiot

He also purged ZOG overseer couple hours ago. Anatoly Chubais fled Russia after being fired from all positions.

Threating to cut gas off in summer.
so now he needs to hold out till winter and force Europe to capitchulate

Is it finally happening?

digits and this accelerates out of control

Uhh uhh.. russiabros?

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The petro dollar is going to get buck broken soon. If not this than the next thing. It might not die but its about to become a shadow of itself.

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I hate US so much it's unreal. But US bros are the broest bros in the world, I'm conflicted.

Assad is still in power, BTW

difference is this time the regime actually has WMDs

AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENNING ITS LITERALLY HAPPENNING I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES DID PUTIN JUST WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED MEDS HELP ME

Part of his divide and conquer strategy.

>I hate US so much it's unreal. But US bros are the broest bros in the world, I'm conflicted.
Don't be a fool, as an American I can tell you don't trust us, we're like jews now.

You're assuming that WE will still be here after such an exchange.

Holy shit. Every time this has happened we've gone to War.

Why would this time be any different? Serious answers only.

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it's fine we hate our own out of control government as well. it's like any nation best not to conflate the 'leaders' with the actual people who often hold completely different views and want different things

Ha! You still think "Earth" is real!

We will see. Chubais was untouchable until this very moment.

Seconded.

Accelerate.

USA just gonna roll out cbdc and ditch the petrodollar.
There will be no war, it is all planned.

Just drink the second half of your breakfast vodka bottle Alexi then go plant your Turnips

witty

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>SANCTION BROS, WHAT WENT WRONG?

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holy shit
holy fuck

Because this time it's not goat herders with rusty AKs that shoot in the air praying to allah to guide their bullets. It's a military equivalent to yours, no one is dumb enough to start a war.

Putin is playing the Sun Tzu card. Project your weaknesses as strengths. If your economy is teetering on the brink of collapse because oil and gas are your largest exports, then pretend that they're not. If your toxic ruble is in freefall on the exchanges, demand people pay in your toilet papers money. Every economist in the world can see what's going on and Putin is just making a fool of himself. I guarantee you Soros shorted the Russian central bank and he's about to sell his contracts to the Chinese.

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Can't believe I'm finally beginning to have some confindence in our government. Perhaps...

...and by yours I mean NATO

WHAT GOES UP

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B bye fatass

Exactly.
Unfortunately, any time the global powers start to play their games it is The People who are guaranteed to lose.
I love my Ruskie and Ukie bros and even some of the y*nkees.
This shit sucks.

All is going according to plan then. Much appreciated Vlad.

Russia needs German money more than Europe needs russian gas.

This. You have been visited by the holy spirit of peace. Peace will break out between east and west, but only if you post "CHILL OUT NIGGER" in this thread.

How's the weather in Tel Aviv?

>no one is dumb enough to start a war.
Have you looked at the leadership of most of nato recently?

I'm going to tell you a bastard I've never had in this world, mark my bastard's words.

Hate our empire. Support the americans who want to overthrow it.

You sure about this?

УCПOКOЙCЯ HEГP

Noooooo
Russia is self sufficient
Germoney is not

what exactly do you think is going on currently?

God wills it

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>sanction bros.png
I know you can't buy them today, but my ForEx account has a buy order programmed for when the ruble hits 200 for a dollar.

The Russians are attempting to overtake the US Petrodollar.

Zoom out

>gadaffi, assad and saddam wanted oil payments in rubles
how stupid is that guy?

How is this a surprise? America doesn't want to cooperate, so be it. Russia's going to circumvent their sanctions by ditching the Dollar entirely. China's been meaning to do this for a long time as well. So has India and Iran. Likely a multitude of other countries as well. Why should the US benefit from every trade? Fuck the US.

CHILL OUT, NIGGER!

Wtf are you talking about? Like legit what are you talking about? Have u seen the gas prices here?

U obviously do not live in the west.

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EMBARGO ON!

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Wrong.

When (((they))) are done crashing Europe the hunt begins

Who's the big jew in Russia?

>another day, another “omg WW3 has officially begun” thread
Yawn, herbs

ready the nukes Juan. Russia will pay in dollars or so help me we'll bring the world into a new dark age

Sure wish I could buy rubles.

>MUH CURRENCY
Two more weeks

this is just not true

Doesn't matter, we have multiple examples form history where retarded orders were not followed or overruled.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11753050

the fire rises

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yea because ruskies didn't let you do to syria what you did to libya, fuck off amerifat

Good luck, Russiabro.

Checked and chillpill-pilled.

AHAHAHA....called it ages ago.
West imposes sanctions intended to drop value of Ruble,

Putin: "ok square your debts in Rubles then."

This forces the west to go to their central banks and buy Rubles with dollars,effectively inflating the value of Rubles.

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I can only hope. Let's be done with it already.

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YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND ITS LITERALLY HAPPENNING AAAAAAAAAAAA

i hope so. its time for russia to die already

>THE US HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO GO TO WAR LIKE THEY DID WITH IRAK LIBYA AND SYRIA.

Not scared. The US went to war with Irak, Libya and Syria cz those countries had absolutely no means of defending themselves.

The US pussied out against Iran in 2019 when Iran shot down their drone. And Iran is just marginally more powerful then Iraq or Libya was and has no nukes.

Based and checked

Bloody balding manlet is afraid of being defeated by Ukraine. This schizoid wants to go down in history books as a retard who was defeated by US and EU.

Overtake? No, I don't think so, I think they are trying to weaken our control over global finance. Which fair enough, the fuckers running the US into the ground are bringing everyone else with us because they have the money to buy the faggots traitors inside everybody else's countries to do the dirty work for them. They need to be stopped if the agenda to destroy true global diversity is going to be stopped.

>angloid can't understand a mildly complex sentence

קוף קריוגני

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What will they do with the German money if they can't buy shit from Germany, since Germany economy imploded?

Hmm if only the west wasn't already preparing for this possibility...

WAR TIME NIGGER

It's short-term good for Russia/ruble, but long-term it seals our fate as basically supply servants to China/India role.
It will win like 3 months for ruble, but after that likely most countries will move on from russian resources.