/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General: #1056

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>Russian defence minister Sergei Shoigu vanishes ‘with heart problems’
>Putin adviser Chubais quits over Ukraine war and leaves Russia
>.ru forces slowly advance towards Krivyi Rih
>Smoke over .ru embassy in Poland
>Ukrainian counter-offensive against Russia near Kyiv - Makariv (Zhytomyr highway) retaken, potential anti-Russian cauldron forming
>Ammonia leak at Sumy factory after .ru strike
>.ua forces in Mariupol refuse .ru offer to surrender, skirmishes continue
>"Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say
>CCP ambassador to the US has said his country is not sending weapons to Russia for use in Ukraine, but he did not definitively rule out the possibility in the future
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=ek1bqrms6ls
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU
▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint
t.me/s/strelkovii
▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 ( .ru state source as of 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers died in Ukraine and 16,153 were injured )
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html ( github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine )
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

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youtube.com/watch?v=m58eN5unNQ8
youtube.com/watch?v=HdQaaciv9pU
twitter.com/MrKovalenko/status/1506478731921014787
twitter.com/MrKovalenko/status/1506588141834149888
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

How many gays are in op's pic?

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youtube.com/watch?v=m58eN5unNQ8

youtube.com/watch?v=HdQaaciv9pU

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Putinbros are we winning?

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OP is a Faggot
>picrelated

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Mariupol denazification completed.

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Interesting choice of picture you got there.

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yes

>Putin is about as tall as everyone else

can I post some monkes for you? I heard you love them

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>falling for the same bait for the millionth time

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work in progress, but tell me what should I add to it

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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAvvvvvAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAvAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAvvvvvvvvvvvvvAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAvvvvvvvvvvvvvvAHAHAHAHA

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Did anyone save that /uhg/ seal template from last night? I want to get to work with it.

Definitely a John Deere tractor somewhere on the right

Strangely that looks like your average Russian town.

Monke meme is forced meme
>picrelated

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>entire background is just the exploded ass pic

Are they in Siberian mines now

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>he doesnt want feminized vdv trooper locked in his basement

Should have shoped a monkey

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Thats Ukrainains shelling themselves for 28 days. Russian army is on their way.

>100% real mail
please don't tell me you think that's real

Hmm. Maybe take the view from the top of a captured tank? They kind of look like they're sitting on top of one.

Also, for your consideration, I got a drawfag to make this template (about fucking time) so use it to your heart's content.

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>obviously fake letter

So this happened yesterday...

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>We did it Putin! We saved Ukraine!

>women glasses on pic related vatnik
>and kadyrov himself wears female boots
n-no homo fellow rusbros

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maybe 8'th and 9'th

twitter.com/MrKovalenko/status/1506478731921014787
twitter.com/MrKovalenko/status/1506588141834149888

Revo drink.

I would say they are in the ural bunker right now.

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>source: trust me dude

We need to do a better job at getting medical infomation to people on the ground.

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IDK about that idea specifically, but we do gotta add some level of gore. And monke, and maybe a trap flying the Dominican Republic flag.

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thanks, i was wondering what would be a good drink for sneed

I don't understand.

>autistic burger doesn't have a sense of humour
Who's surprised? not me

Should have put his severed head on the end of the rifle like it's a pike.

10x better than Norilsk.

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Hahahah what??? Bro, there's no way. NINE times? I don't think I can buy it anymore... Hadn't they moved all of the equipment out of the airport as of a day ago?

at this point we just bomb them for the hell of it.

*provided without comment*

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russians which dont want to fight put the helis there so when its destroyed they dont need to get in action

why would i ruin good rifle with monke blood

background should be remnants of Russian tanks, also add Javelin somewhere near

none needed.

3 should be before 2

uh-oh

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Is ruble stabilizing?

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There has to be a cuck cage in there somehow.

Mariupol has grass and trees between.. Norilsk is just concrete, asphalt and bricks..

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What the hell did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I do know that I graduated top of my class in the spetsnaz, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids in Chechnya, and I have more than 300 confirmed kills. I trained gorilla warfare, and I'm on top sniper throughout the Russian Federation. You are nothing to me, but just another purpose. I will destroy you to fuck with precision, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with that shit for me over the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in the Russian Federation and your IP is now seen right now, so you better prepare for the storm, larva. The storm, which negates the pathetic thing you call your life. You fucking dead, baby. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and it is only with bare hands. I not only extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Russian Federation and I will use it to the full, to wipe your ass with a pitiful face of the continent, you little shit. If you could only know that the wicked retribution your little "smart" comment was ready to throw at you, maybe you had your fucking language. But you could not, you did not, and now you're paying the price, you fucking idiot. I shit rage all over you, and you will drown in it. You fucking dead, baby.

>Colonel Alexei Sharov is said to have died fighting Ukrainian soldiers who are resisting Russian occupation in the besieged coastal city of Mariupol.

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it cant leave the market so it should be relatively stable until something changes

>average Trump supporter
How long will Putin pay Tucker to keep up his Q-tard tier rants ?

So these are the Ukrainian wifus I have been hearing so much about....


Let's just say it leaves alot to be desired...

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yes it got stronger sincep ootin said the eu needs to pay for farts in rubles

delete this, thats globohomo propaganda Russians have 100000 tanks so encirclement is impossible