/chug/ - Comfy Happening in the Ukraine General #1158

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>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in the Ukraine confirmed archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368701960/
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
>Prankster posing as Ukie PM makes UK MoD reveal that the Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in the Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in the Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4

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files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/
businessinsider.com/pro-kremlin-tabloid-nearly-10000-russian-troops-killed-ukraine-2022-3
rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=m_w3NV0Lufg
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pastebin.com/dXvkweJ1
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
republicworld.com/world-news/russia-ukraine-crisis/russia-ukraine-war-news-live-updates-day-28-march-23-2022-liveblog.html
t.me/boris_rozhin/35527
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Second

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Turd

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Chug = chud

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>Kyiv is still standing.

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Fake and gay. The original article didn't say that. It survived thanks to Google Cache:
web.archive.org/web/20220321223147/http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/&strip=1&vwsrc=0

The retards edited the fake info into an old article instead of creating a new one. So it's easily deboonkable because that article was referring to this press conference. The Russian MoD never said that:
youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk

Sadly for them, they could not edit Google Cache or YouTube
They also had a grammar mistake: "мaштaбных" (Russian not their native language?)
Very fake and very gay

Pro-Kremlin Russian media:
>According to the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, during the special operation in Ukraine, the Russian Armed Forces lost 9861 people killed, 16153 people were injured.
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/

This is nearly 30k killed or wounded in less than 4 weeks without taking any major cities (Kherson is the largest city they've captured but only the 17th most populous city in Ukraine).

This has also been picked up by western outlets, but the original source is Russian media as linked above.
businessinsider.com/pro-kremlin-tabloid-nearly-10000-russian-troops-killed-ukraine-2022-3

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do we know where yesterdays rocket attack landed?

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see

chug bros???

>I rarely drink
Don't drink, period.

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Launch of BrahMos supersonic anti-ship missile jointly produced by Russia and India during today's tests

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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>Undescribable, /chug/ lives behind the veil of reality. But in one part of our world you can see what shall not be seen by man.
>On Any Forums the unspeakable comfyness drips, viscous and bright, the colors unimaginable. And if you dare to try and to look into it, all you will see is anime pictures and cunny posts - the amounts of those are truly maddening for the mind of a human being.
>Hear me and do not try, do not try to look into the /chug/! Once seen it will burrow itself into your mind! And inevitably, as you try to understand it, as you keep ask yourself questions about what you have seen, the thoughts of cunny will become all-encompassing! You will return there, again and again, until the colors will become one with you and you will become part of the /chug/ forevermore.
>The veil of reality is there to protect you! /chug/ is not of our world! Do not go there! Believe me! I've saw it! I'VE SAW IT!!!

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This thread is so heckin fasterino

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Chinese
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
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t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
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▶War Crimes

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Do not get drunk
Eliminate the need to drink alcohol
Eliminate the want to drink alcohol

I'm still pretty amazed how collectively incompetent our rulers have become. A competent monarchy would be heaven on earth compared to what we have today.

I wanna rape her

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*Hypersonic

BREAKING NEWS:
>Russia confirmed that it has lost 487,120,975 soldiers
Russia confirmed that it has lost 487,120,975 soldiers

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Good days sirs

youtube.com/watch?v=m_w3NV0Lufg

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location of the vid?
we are getting these apparently so just curious

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Pic itself could use some quality. Here

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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i drink period though.

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>tfw poointheloos have hypersonic missile before USA

BELARUS TELLS SOME UKRAINIAN DIPLOMATS TO LEAVE COUNTRY

How does it feel to be losing to militaries led by women and gays putinbots?

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somewhere in Zhytomyr area

Based, eldritch and Niggerman pilled.

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There are people who keep lid on things here just so democrat CIA faggots can't use them, so.

holy moly that is SO good
hahahahahhahah
THANK YOU

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This just in: AFU has reached the gates of Moscow.

Am I allowed to support the citizens of Ukraine who try to defend their homes from the globohomo wars?

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AI95 was like 45-50RUB/L yesterday

ITS FUCKING OVER!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'll get not just drunk, but totally wasted in about ~49-50 hours.

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republicworld.com/world-news/russia-ukraine-crisis/russia-ukraine-war-news-live-updates-day-28-march-23-2022-liveblog.html
NATO adding troops in eastern Europe

>NATO Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg says the military organization is setting up new multinational battlegroups in eastern Europe to deter Russia from launching an attack on any of its members.

>The battlegroups, which usually number between 1,000-1,500 troops, will be set up in Hungary, Slovakia, Romania and Bulgaria. Stoltenberg says they will remain in place “as long as necessary.”

>Speaking Wednesday on the eve of a summit of NATO leaders, Stoltenberg said that Russia’s war on Ukraine means “a new normal for our security and NATO has to respond to that new reality.”

>Stoltenberg says the leaders are likely to agree to send more assistance to Ukraine, including “equipment to help Ukraine protect against chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear threats.”

>NATO’s 30 allies are worried about Russian rhetoric and fears that Moscow might want to create a pretext to use chemical weapons in Ukraine.

>Stoltenberg says that “any use of chemical weapons would totally change the nature of the conflict,” and would have “far-reaching consequences” for Russia. He declined to elaborate.

nato is flexing their measly muscles

How is IntelSlava fake?

/chug/, we got noticed by colonelcassad
t.me/boris_rozhin/35527
t.me/boris_rozhin/35527
t.me/boris_rozhin/35527

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i don't understand what the fuck is going on anymore
Arfe we about to witness the death of petrodollar and American empire?
Are we about to BTFO Pooland again?
We're winning so much i can't see shit

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........iron deficiency?

>tfw can't save the video because the naked hoe got in the frame

I hate women so heckin much bros...

Nope, you need to go to /uhg/ to do so.