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i wonder what lead to Norwegians getting the most PIE

Why do you have no annual leave?

>>spend free time playing vidya, sleeping and eating

should be exercising mate. stop playing vidya. eat healthy.

>savings to travel the world not even half way met
worlds a shithole mate. should be saving up to buy a house and start a family

>still socially crippled from gf leaving me
i know that feel bro. been 9 years here

I miss the big M lads

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i disregarded the laws of the land and became a 15th century japanese samurai influenced by bootlegged chinese zen texts and i'm a lot happier now

and much more dangerous

Bulluc sterteþ,
Bucke farteþ,
Murie sing cuccu!

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Shut up

This cunt is back I see

Ne swik þu nauer nu.

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i wanna be adored

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Sumer is icumen in mate.

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come to plain speech, larper
you will pay for offending the kaczynski with your life

fucking itchy arse lads

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Same mate.

Remember these words
"We should not ask to live at any other moment of history than this."

Ask this bloke for some nettles, heard they sort out an itchy bum

It's 6.10pm.Deano's been queueing on the A76 for over half an hour.He can literally see his house across the ploughed field to his left.He's sure he can see shapes moving in the bedroom window, probably just the gf tidying.He checks his betyid account on his phone, his accumulator is racking up.He's up £14.65 on the championship results, maybe he should cash out. Nah they put that big button there to rob pussies, real legends hold their bets to the bitter end. Besides, that final bet on Mpogbe is guaranteed to come off and he's set to win £420 by 7pm. He turns up the radio as his favorite chart number comes on. He loves this fackin tune and sings his heart out alone in the car, barely keeping up with the lyrics. He stops singing abruptly as he makes eye contact with a lorry driver and resumes a manly pout. Luckily his shades hide his eyes so nobody can see the shame. Finally he swings round the huge empty roundabout and enters his road. He parks his audi up on the drive, making sure it doesn't grind on the bit of kerb again. cost a fucking bombshell to get that side-trim replaced at the dealership but it looks fucking peng now.Deano, still staring at his phone screen, doesn't notice the figures upstairs hurriedly moving about. He opens his pristene PVC doble glazed front door unit into his waste of space porch. His pointy as fuck shoes tread on pizza menus and tv liscencing letters. He picks up the tv license letter and thinks he should probably pay it. Deano's tv is so big you could probably see it from at A76 so he'd better be careful.He drops his keys loudly on the side and opens the fridge. Thank fuck! He has a can leftover from the weekend. Still glued to his phone, he shuffles to the back room. The space is bare except for his 65" TV and a large christmas tree that fills half the room. It has 4 baubles on one side as decoration, Deano is proud that he has finally made it.
He turns on his ps4 slim edition and finds that Daz is already logged in...

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My girlfriend is called Steph
My coffee is Nescafe
My IT is Microsoft
My car is on finance
My food is from JustEat
My TV is ITV
My diamonds are on finance
My best mate is called Smithster
My computer is from PC World
I don't drink wine
And I am a Deano

Why can't melts like you lot just accept that Barratt new builds and EE unlimited data deals benefit everyone in the country, including people who work in Leeds call centres?

Even 100 of you on your best sesh is nothing compared to the carnage I caused last night in Yates', oi oi

This feels like a first hand account. Should write a Deano memoir

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>Remember these words
"We should not ask to live at any other moment of history than this."
“Europe arise, we win tomorrow!”

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440ml of liquid is not even worth the fucking processing of a metal can for. Bare minimum should be 500ml but I prefer getting a pint can myself. Just raise the prices rather than reduce the quantity of product, it's just wasting materials for no good reason. And this is coming from the same faggots who whine 24/7 about being greener

cor lads
coalburner sending me nudes

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Don't you drink orange and peanut stout 330ml craft beers as well? My reddit friends love them