/chug/ - Comfy Happening in the Ukraine General #1157

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>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
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>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
>Prankster posing as Ukie PM makes UK MoD reveal that the Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
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>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
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>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in the Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4

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▶the Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/
businessinsider.com/pro-kremlin-tabloid-nearly-10000-russian-troops-killed-ukraine-2022-3
web.archive.org/web/20220321223147/http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/&strip=1&vwsrc=0
youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk
youtu.be/TNc_IMsGoF8
youtube.com/watch?v=yYrOBuw2Y9M&ab_channel=NewsFromUkraine
hentaiporns.net/comic1☆15-cesium-p-aka-seiryuu-chiisana-boukun-ni-saikyouiku-o-girls-und-panzer-chinese-乌冬汉化组/
youtube.com/watch?v=6_EWxTHxrAQ
rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
Any
pastebin.com/dXvkweJ1
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Pro-Kremlin Russian media:
>According to the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, during the special operation in Ukraine, the Russian Armed Forces lost 9861 people killed, 16153 people were injured.
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/

This is nearly 30k killed or wounded in less than 4 weeks without taking any major cities (Kherson is the largest city they've captured but only the 17th most populous city in Ukraine).

This has also been picked up by western outlets, but the original source is Russian media as linked above.
businessinsider.com/pro-kremlin-tabloid-nearly-10000-russian-troops-killed-ukraine-2022-3

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Fake and gay. The original article didn't say that. It survived thanks to Google Cache:
web.archive.org/web/20220321223147/http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/&strip=1&vwsrc=0

The retards edited the fake info into an old article instead of creating a new one. So it's easily deboonkable because that article was referring to this press conference. The Russian MoD never said that:
youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk

Sadly for them, they could not edit Google Cache or YouTube
They also had a grammar mistake: "мaштaбных" (Russian not their native language?)
Very fake and very gay

Look, I'll make you a deal. Remove Intel Slava from the OP, which is a garbage propaganda source that posts fake screenshots and then debunks them, and I'll never enter another /chug/ thread.
You can put in any other news source you'd like as a replacement.
Lmao.

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Is this true or bullshit?

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Is it true that /chug/ers never touched a woman?

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Enjoy starving Russian cucks

it's over kremlin bros

Take a katyusha! Leave a katyusha!

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yes, thats me

bruh

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We want you here. You make the thread go faster.

>NATO membership for #Ukraine is not on agenda, NATO Chief Stoltenberg says.
Hoholsisters...

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>queerif dependant

Unconfirmed but realistic looking reports, therefore true.

That isn't katyusha

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Okay that's fine lel

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japan need to stop getting more cucked else we will lose it all

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I want to marry this girl

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Last photo for today, milk, no price change at all
Этo ДC-2 бpaтишкa

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why is it in english

It's real. Steiner is making his attack

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がおおおおー!

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press Z to spit on the splitting faggot
>also friendly reminder not to give him (you) , he's pretending to be kim now

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>Kyiv Independent
It would be the first time they were right about anything. The Russians can just retreat to Belarus if they really needed to.

You don't have to defend your homeland if you have nothing to defend, amirite fellas?

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They're killing each other for food since we closed McDonald's

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Nobody knows. Ukranian broadcasts are usually bullshit, but that particular position was always precarious. Could be either way.

Putin’s crusade against Fascism/Nazism is an inherently left wing cause, that’s why we support it. Only western liberals and fascists (all continuations of German nazism) hate Russia so they hate the Special Operation.

Looked like so I'll let it slide.

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To be fair to Louise Mensch she's been a trailblazer on paranoia Russophobic hysteria. "Fuck off Vlad" used to be her catchphrase for dealing with low level accounts back in the day. She 100% believes that Putin caused Trump and Brexit. She isn't very bright.

What the hell is the orange milk?

Chance of that being true is lower than 10%.

>15 thousand Russians confirmed dead

Literally 5 times what America lost in a 20 year war in Iraq. Holy shit Russia sucks.

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Schweinerenko...

Russhits won't like it but its true. Russhits have been found to be in retreat the past few days. Russia is a 3rd world shithole with 3rd world military, logistics and supply chain.

What you ran out of pictures of food prices? I want to hear more about your fake stories about your mother.

>пидepcбypг
Moи coбoлeзнoвaния

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>less than a fucking DOLLAR
HOLYN FUCKINGJS DFIKJUSHBDFGLUIYDBnfg;loixzfhlgjknBL:IOUDSRFjkgbnladuikfhgb.akJhngbajo'dfg;a;dhokilfnjgbhdruik

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these threads are too fast and confrontational

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youtu.be/TNc_IMsGoF8

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all the people who organized this no longer live in russia but the site is available in russian and english

based necromancer

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Don't worry. The Necromancer of Moscow is on the job and he has a +10 int mace.

AAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH

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Why's /chug/ being brigaded so hard now?

Feels good knowing I make more money than a single Russian and I can easily walk into a store and buy sugar without having to kill someone for it

Yep! Its why they have to resort to cunny faps. lol!

Baked milk
Some good shit

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True. Confirmed by multiple sources now.

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It's uh
"Baked milk"

money goes to NLAWS migrating russians under the ground

It always has been

>why yes im will to nuke kiev for 3 ruble
youtube.com/watch?v=yYrOBuw2Y9M&ab_channel=NewsFromUkraine

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This is from June of 2020 you faggot.

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Looks like some Zrada is brewing.

>Europe buying rouble
>Kherson switching to rouble

Is this real?

Basederinos, chugerino broserinos!!!

We did itino...we wonnino...

Finalino I'mino gonnaino heckin cryerino

You should probably tell them america is an immigrant honeypot meant to trap slave workers and their quality of life will be even worse here. I've never met an immigrant that didn't want to go back home but were no longer able to afford to, not counting ones that were already very well off before they came.

We're starving here, don't worry

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top lel
I thought Kim was on our side bros...

is russian orthodox bros still in the war?

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wew, i wonder where that money is going, where the first brothel is opening?

pig disgusting. no you don't, that line art is atrocious. your waifu is shit.

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>multiple sources
>twitter
Ya, still lower than 10% chance of being true.

Wasted treble numbers.
This was during chink flu hence the masks. Precisely it was at the start of the chink flu.

hentaiporns.net/comic1☆15-cesium-p-aka-seiryuu-chiisana-boukun-ni-saikyouiku-o-girls-und-panzer-chinese-乌冬汉化组/

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15,000 Russians confirmed dead
>20,000 Russians confirmed dead
50,000 Russians confirmed dead
>200,000 Russians confirmed dead

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Chugchuds were right about 2 more weeks to Kotel.

Unfortunately it was 2 more weeks till Russians were in a Kotel.

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Someone was trying to sell 100 Land Rovers in Kiev

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Our resident bong hohol lover is here.

Have wagnerbros given us any new videos yet??
youtube.com/watch?v=6_EWxTHxrAQ

glowie got a new VPN

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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Nah they are just fighting real war not desert skirmishes against 10 Iraqi locals paid by terrorists to shoot Americans.

That's one kind of a meme flag.
Same as the period rag of Belarus opposition.

Toплeнoe мoлoкo - "baked milk"
Tastiest shit ever, highly recommend

What about the 6 gorillian russians?

>hentaiporns
Hitler, no!

77th Brigade working overtime today eh?

I guess the NLAW failures and supply shortages are really hurting the standing of the British army.
Of course its bullshit.
Look at the source. They are literal fake news, same as NextaTV

Hey Jordan and what about your middle east friends? Aren't they switching from dolars?

>Multiple sources
>The Kyiv Independent and.............The guy that writes for th Kyiv Independent

Not even saying it's false I just want some hard evidence

I love anime posters in /chug/ especially GUP.
I would cuddle with them platonically and be a very supportive (straight) friend.
We would talk and be comfy together and you would enjoy it very much.

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/


▶War Crimes

files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

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is it sugary or something?

baked milk, its sweet due to caramelized sugars in it

When have they ever had a competent military? All their "decisive" wins against Nazi Germany usually had them losing 3-5x more men than the Wehrmacht & SS. Russia has never had a strong military,and regularly uses its conscripts as canon fodder.

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Nothing has changed, Ukrainian military and Russian military are in the same positions.
They've just now started calling it an encirclement.

At best it indicates that pressure is being put on the Russian forces from both sides. But even that may not be true.

Why chug rhymes with cum? Are you fags?

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>(((intelligentsia))) is fleeing the country
good fucking riddance, now get rid of our wiggers and other zoomer garbage

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What will you do when Ukraine loses and all the azov pigs are cooked?

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So user, when should we expect the Ukrainians to kill the Russians trapped in their kotel?

Arestovich didn't make another peremoga yet

>confirmed
>approx to be confirmed
lmao. 1 shekel added to your account.

Token transgenders are not a reflection of our combat arms and we could annihilate Russia off the face of the earth in a conventional war. Just look at their pathetic Soviet era vehicles and 16 year old conscripts being stalled by a smaller country like Ukraine

can you put a /chug/ and date next time ?

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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they also promote this gay white-blue-white flag

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Did they start selling vehicles they got as military aid from nato?

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How are the night battles going for the Russians? Do they have night vision of some sort?

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That is some cheap milk there user. Is it a supply and demand thing? Do people use vodka on their cornflakes?