Previous: ▶WARNING Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.
▶Latest >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >US glowniggers in the Ukraine confirmed archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368701960/ >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain >Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya >Prankster posing as Ukie PM makes UK MoD reveal that the Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 >Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in the Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU >Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in the Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye >Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov >Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region >Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4 >Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4) >Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
This is nearly 30k killed or wounded in less than 4 weeks without taking any major cities (Kherson is the largest city they've captured but only the 17th most populous city in Ukraine).
The retards edited the fake info into an old article instead of creating a new one. So it's easily deboonkable because that article was referring to this press conference. The Russian MoD never said that: youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk
Sadly for them, they could not edit Google Cache or YouTube They also had a grammar mistake: "мaштaбных" (Russian not their native language?) Very fake and very gay
GUYS I FOUND IT THE RUSSIANS HAVE ACCES TO >THE KEYS OF HEL THEY ARE REVIVING THEIR TROOPS THROUGH TECHNOLOGY
>Cybernetic Resurrection was one of the possible applications of the forbidden technologies, restoring the dead to a facsimile of life.[2] The Ghola, often called Revenants,[3a] retained their memories and were capable of speech.[1] Repeated resurrection was possible even after a Revenant was "killed" again.[2]
>Revenants were kept in a cryogenic state at sub-life support temperatures until they were awoken for battle,[1] gradually getting slower the longer they spent away from the machine
Why does he always look like a deranged drunkard they pulled out of the nearest pub and stuck into a suit that barely fucking fits him He's supposed to represent an entire fucking country yet he can't even be fucked to do his hair once in a while
Nathan Brooks
says 1k says 7k
I want to know how many azog are there. This is about as hard as finding out from uhg how many redditors are dead
Gavin Morales
oh no no no vatnik bros.... how could this be happening?
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Are these threads fun? Is there lots of banter? I don't really care about ukraine or russie or globohomo or any cunt I just wanna banter with the lads. /chug/? more like /chud/
Carter Brown
>oagan piece of shit calls Saint Nicholas a fake Bitch I'll reach through internet and tell your babushka you don't believe in Бoг.
Logan Rivera
This account is usually pro-Russia so I think it's time to accept the Kiev counter-kotel as real bros.
I understand Poland willing to burn the world down as long as it takes down Russia with it what I don't understand is WHY they are doing it for HOHOLS did they forget about Wolynia?
Benjamin Parker
It's an act; playing the fool got people to like him and elect him to higher and higher positions until he became PM
Samuel Wood
user, it is a bot
If there would be any human, they would have changed the copypasta or stopped it by now, because getting BTFO as a liar every single time is definitely not helping your cause.
Gabriel Hill
>Putin: a decision has been made to transfer payments for gas supplies to Europe into rubles as soon as possible.
>Putin also said that “the collective West, by freezing Russian reserves, declared a default on Russia and drew a line under the reliability of its currencies
God, I hope the text is original because it would be so perfectly ironic.
Jacob Walker
>"When the Tornado commanders were arrested, their mobile phones were seized. There was a scary video in mobile phones. In fact, a terrible video that is now in the case file. This is a video of various sexual orgies, rapes. Moreover, I will even say that there were even babies there. I understand that the mother and this baby were forced to do this under the threat of her child's death. There were rapes of underage girls," Tatiana Chornovol said on the 112 Ukraine TV channel.
Ukrainian soldiers, jailed and now released again.
Ryan Stewart
Australian-user's webm/video post seems more up to date:
Jayden Kelly
How the fuck did that even work
Connor Butler
Very nice гитapa fren. How much do they cost? Are you good at playing?
Schultz reiterated that NATO involvment/no-fly zone is out of the table. If anything, Poland will be going in on its own. Also, it's probably a very good pre-text for them regaining control over Lvov and Ivano-Frankovsk which Stalin took from them back in 1940, as opposed to playing any meaningful role in this conflict.
Bentley Rodriguez
>claims it's a pocket >there's a road connection to belarus right there There's a reason I started ignoring twitter, this retard is part of it
No, edit. Original image did not have the rightmost text. But yes, you're right, it is perfectly ironic. This meme is so alive and organic that it could have as well been real in our clown world.
Azog battalion got upgraded to regiment size. A regiment is multiple battalions. A battalion is about 400 men and two battalions are in Kharkov. I can't find the source, but half are said to be in Kharkov and half in Mariupol. Taking that for granted, if ~800 were in Kharkov, then about as many are in Mariupol.
Jonathan Long
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?
>Poland is just about to burn the world down! Says an increasingly nervous shill for the 27th day in a row.
Zachary Perry
>>Foreign gas buyers will have to sell currency on the Moscow Exchange Time to pull the trigger and wipe out all my USD and EUR savings before they're completely worthless.
Watch the Lukashenko strategy briefing. He considers it the duty of Belarus to guard the western flank against Nato. At the time the response from Nato was not entirely predictable, but as it stands he will probably join the invasion soon.
Azov aren't real Nazis you shill fuck. Zelensky is a jew and the owner and funder of Azov is a fucking kike.
Aiden Harris
>unironically getting some rubles may not be a bad idea now that it's so low. I wanted to do just that but I can't. I'm not allowed to buy RUB. I wanted to RUB myself so hard, fren, you have no idea.
Robert Lee
Anglo culture respects humility above all
Adam Allen
That's not enough to feed such large body of army. I think the plan was to capture the railway that comes from Belarus into this pocket and which would feed the supplies. But without the rails, they could be just pushed away.
Ethan Perry
Any Forums wasn't always National Socialist you storm weenie, its was always Lolbert and NatBol
>On June 17, 2015, eight Tornado fighters and their commander Onishchenko were detained[19]. Subsequently, two of the eight detainees were released.[18]. However, it turned out that employees of the Tornado unit had set up a torture chamber in the basement of a school in Lisichansk, where they subjected the local civilian population, including minors and persons of retirement age, regardless of their gender, to rape and torture[1]. Peaceful Ukrainian schools
Aaron Anderson
It's 19c today, pretty comfy
Brandon Johnson
Daily reminder to the shills that we are winning badly.
