Putin banned the sale of Russian gas to the European Union for dollars and euros...

FUCK THIS SHIT MANE WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE DESTITUTE OVER THIS SLAVSHIT CONFLICT.

FUCKING PLEASE NUKE UKRAINE ALREADY PLEASE SO WE CAN NOT BE A THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE FUCK

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the rouble has almost already recovered to its prewar value against the dollar, this is going to be hilarious

>Average of 28C in UK alone during April
Kek, press S to spit on the Shitssian economy.

kek
gotta love those sanctions.

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Saudi Arabia is also abandoning the dollar. So is India. It's basically the end of American financial hegemony. All because the democrats couldn't let go of their Ukrainebux kek

LMAO!!! So Russia is so fucked. Was good knowing you. Rubles are worthless and this means complete suicide for the Russian economy(by that i mean it will be ever worse than what has happened so far).

Worry not Bruder, you have private Poland on this board who will tell you it's a nothingburger and Russia is the one losing to Europe.

>the rouble has almost already recovered
Not really, this ''recovery'' is a short term bubble.

lmao

Dude the prewar value sucked ass before this shit started. Who are you kidding?

It means Russia just forced the EU back into NATO

Is this the first time Putin did something based?

Invading the jewkraine was also based.

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Let me know when they actually do it and not spend the last 50 years talking about it.

Our governments are faggots.
The people just want to laugh at memes together.
I don't know how to say or type brother in Russian, but pic related.

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sorry for all those times I called it a memeflaggot. it just looks fake and gay
memeflaggot. you guys should punch Russia, nocap fr fr
memeflaggot

Tell your government to cut all welfare on the refugees. If they chimp out, deport or shoot all them.

>pipelines are called Jamal and Transgas

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Uh-oh... Does it mean we have to buy Rubles now?

it means u need rubels to buy form ruski, it will increase rubel deman, buhbuy swfit, buhbuy petrodollar, prepare your anus, burgers especially
u can't expect to spit in putin's face and him pretend it's raining - germans specifically, even if they tried to buy natgas from burgers they forgot to build the terminals, oops

ammonia based fertilizer is 3 times the price from a year ago here, but it isn't - nothing's in stock, and it needs to be on the field about now - get it?

>ib4 some big brain explains the political ramifications

Yeah how short term will it be once once europe is forced to buy $300M of roubles a day?
You're a retard, you probably think the japanese yen is shit because its 100 to a dollar. You can't collapse the currency of a country that runs a trade surplus and produced physical goods the rest of the world needs.

yes

It means in order to get Russian currency you need to sell to Russia, aka export products to Russia. What's stupid about the situation is running a trade deficit for Russia will bankrupt itself because unlike the US it isn't the world reserve currency..

maybe, but it’s pretty much monopoly money right bow

They're just talking about it.

Yes, pretty much what the Saudis did with China.

If China buys oil from Saudi Arabia, they can pay in Yuan. If Europe buys oil from Russia, they must pay in Rubles.

Trump did try to warn yall about NordStream 2.

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ayo bruh u just hella fr no cap dun goof yo be bussin truth fr cap

No compare the rouble to other currencies even the poor ones and you will realize they are still mega fucking poor. Go check even how their gdp per capita sits in the world and then you will realize how really poor they are for a country their size. Only idiots that have never done business in Russia don't realize how poor Russia is.

imagine being a kenosha and reporting kek.

keyed

That alone is probably cause for investors to start shorting USD at unprecedented rates.

>get paid in dollars or euros
>literally cant use them due to sanctions
>get paid in rubles
>use them just fine internally and with china
ill take cheap currency over unusable currency, you retarded clown

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>winter is over
>ruzzia is only about to be

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This is completely wrong. In order to get russia currency you just buy it from them with whatever currency or precious metal they accept. They will accept dollars and euros for roubles and then spend these dollars and euros in china or india.

yup cairn fr nd sens at? gobo ohyo

US nuked the wrong country in WW2

Don't worry, we just print more

kys hohol

they're either under the influence or being fuckwitted by an entity playthings

or they are that stupid

it means they have to buy Rubel through an Exchange since their stupid little sanctions are blocking Russia from using SWIFT
if i wasn't living in the EU this would be unironically funny

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That's the retarded way. Most countries export products to get the currency.

So russia just voluntarily gave up on their last source of hard currency?

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yes they should have nuked themselves. Go clean your m14 rifle hohol.

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missed Israel by to much

no
he ensured his currency was backed by something

Russia cannot import shit from the west right now because of the sanctions
the US dollar and Euro is effectively worthless for them