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▶Latest >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >US glowniggers in the Ukraine confirmed archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368701960/ >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain >Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya >Prankster posing as Ukie PM makes UK MoD reveal that the Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 >Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in the Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU >Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in the Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye >Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov >Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region >Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4 >Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4) >Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
This is nearly 30k killed or wounded in less than 4 weeks without taking any major cities (Kherson is the largest city they've captured but only the 17th most populous city in Ukraine).
The retards edited the fake info into an old article instead of creating a new one. So it's easily deboonkable because that article was referring to this press conference. The Russian MoD never said that: youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk
Sadly for them, they could not edit Google Cache or YouTube They also had a grammar mistake: "мaштaбных" (Russian not their native language?) Very fake and very gay
>German Chancellor Olaf Scholz ruled out the possibility of involving NATO in the events in Ukraine, including sending peacekeepers or creating a no-fly zone. >"Of course, I hear the voices of those who demand a no-fly zone or a NATO peacekeeping force in Ukraine. No matter how hard it may be, we will not go for it," the chancellor said, speaking in the Bundestag.
Does this mean pooland collapsing NATO and EU out of spite if they actually do try deploying forces?
Putin just announced Russia is going to sell its oil and gas in rubles only
Brandon Powell
>German Chancellor Olaf Scholz ruled out the possibility of involving NATO in the events in Ukraine, including sending peacekeepers or creating a no-fly zone. >"Of course, I hear the voices of those who demand a no-fly zone or a NATO peacekeeping force in Ukraine. No matter how hard it may be, we will not go for it," the chancellor said, speaking in the Bundestag.
We already know that neither Germany nor France will involved themselves in the conflict (why would they). It's the seething hyenas of Europe that might involve themselves. Remember that the US has used Ukraine like a condom, and will influence Poland in the same manner.
Bentley Campbell
It's over. Ukraine is finished sooner or later. Zelenski should raise the white flag and surrender before more idiots get killed in this fabricated war full of western propaganda.
In total, Russia has gathered 190,000 troops on the border with Ukraine. According to US intelligence, Russia is involved so far only 10% = 19,000 troops. This handful of fighters fuck "Azov" and hohols in all holes with the support of Russian Air Forces. What 20k losses of the Russian Federation from the "media" can hohols claim? As proof, we can cite numerous strikes on the hohol barracks, where hundreds of corpses are rotting, 8 years of mediocre war with miners and mass graves of hohols in the Donbass.
>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours! >Ukraine will fall in 48 hours! >Ukraine will fall in 3 days! >Ukraine will fall in 4 days! >Ukraine will fall in 5 days! >Ukraine will fall in a week! >Ukraine will fall in two weeks! >Ukraine will fall in three weeks! >we don't NEED to take Kiev >we don't NEED to take Kharkiv >we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help >we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week >we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks >we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks >we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol >we don't NEED to take Mariupol YOU ARE HERE >we don't NEED to not lose Crimea >we don't NEED to not attack NATO in a fit of autistic frustration >we don't NEED to not let Kaliningrad get steamrolled by the Poles >we don't NEED the Germans to be released onto Russia for the third time >we don't NEED Putin to not shoot himself
According to reliable but unconfirmed intel Russian VDV commander known only as “Death Knight of Kirov” singlehandedly defeated the entire battalion of Azov neo-nazis in melee combat.
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>syrian arab army volunteers shooting poles in ukraine because of Russia side >turkish jihad volunteers on Ukraine side shooting poles because Turk autism doesnt let up would laugh
>city is built by russians and called nikolaev after st nicholas >dumb ukroniggers decide to spell it mykoliev because "muh identity" and "totally not russian peasants too dumb to spell shit properly" My only regret is that putin isnt the genocidal madman the west is portraying him as cause holy fuck ukrainians dont deserve to exist You niggers are malorussians now you lost the right for a seperate identity
How will Russia react if they attack belarus? I saw something about American troops at its border
Easton Hernandez
Finally back from serving 3d ban for nsfw stuff, keep going russkies.
I LOVE SOBAKA I HATE ISLAM I LOVE ALCOHOL I HATE SCHLOMO I LOVE GAYS I HATE MSM CONTROLLING THE NARRATIVE I LOVE GORE I HATE CENSORING I LOVE JAV I HATE BBC GENRE PORN Z also AKHMAT SILA >pic related one of the most hottest guy alive in XXI century
>I don't need to like women >I don't need to have a gender >I don't need to wear mens clothes >I don't need to not have tits YOU ARE HERE >I don't need to have a penis >I don't to... ACK!
Jackson Morales
>flag >iPhone Ah yes user you have proven yourself quite the autist with no verifiable proof of anything.
This is honestly more believable than the ghost of hohol encircling Russian troops
Christopher Mitchell
Not a fan of Russian chocolate but these drinks are based af.
Leo Foster
I just got the paperwork signed to evict a russian family from the flat I rented out to them. Better not tell your kids about your support for russia or I might hear about the Z they drew on a chalkboard. Going to see if I can get them kicked out of the country too, I know their oldest son sells coke and where. He's already living on borrowed time and being investigated for dozens of infractions. He's getting ready to jump ship and you'll have one more useless talking head to parade around your talk shows instead of that village politician you got now.
Cooper Roberts
>Rouble now under 100 lel so much for economic collapse
Kevin Evans
>Prankster posing as Ukie PM makes UK MoD reveal that the Ukraine had nuclear weapons program wait what
>German Chancellor Olaf Scholz ruled out... This means that Germany will definitely enter the war against Russia at some point. If a German politician from the Social-Democrat party promises something, the opposite is sure to happen.
Landon Campbell
That's fake there is no Z on his uniform.
Blake Gomez
Nuke 'em. Belarus is in Union state with Russia
Gabriel Mitchell
I want to smell anchovies pantyhose
Bentley Anderson
>already can walk in hoodie outside >frostbite Yeah, sure
Leo Rogers
Nah, I believe that's on you. Our auto makers in general are kinda bad when it comes to marketing, special editions and... pretty much everything else. At least Soviet Union had several talented designers and several of their designs live on to this day.
To the German user who said the media propaganda seemed to be calming down these last few days, could that be because they sense inevitable Ukranian defeat or more that the German leadership have less than zero interest in getting more involved?
As for the UK establishment sadly the propaganda is only getting worse - pure emotional blackmail and blaming Russia for everything including living costs spiralling At least covid no longer exists..
Cameron Bailey
Putin has offered Poroshenko asylim when he almost got jailed for his war crimes and selling military stuff to Putin. Then the war happened. This is real.
What does that mean? That you’re basically one country?
Levi Phillips
It's shooped. That's besides the point. All the signs point to Poland being the next whore getting used up by the US. The US will keep fighting this shadow war with Russia until they run out of proxies (non-countries). By the way, if Poland gets BTFO in Ukraine, expect Germany to be next in line.
William Kelly
>Memeflag Filter
I don't like this shithole and its people so I don't want to be associated with them. Not everyone is a patriotic faggot.
Biden and Stoltenberg says the same thing. Removal of Sholz doesn't change the rethoric.
Justin Morris
>Marine vessels of the Russian Federation are prohibited from entering foreign ports, such steps will not remain unanswered, a corresponding resolution has been signed >Putin: a decision has been made to transfer payments for gas supplies to Europe into rubles as soon as possible. >Putin also said that “the collective West, by freezing Russian reserves, declared a default on Russia and drew a line under the reliability of its currencies”
>resurrected Russian soldier. Speaking of which, any Heroes of Annihilated Empires player in? Another fun Russian game
Carson Phillips
Ukrainian unconfirmed but realistic reports said that Russian soldier was killed 4 times
By the way, whatever happened to the hohol counter attack?
Tyler Harris
Many people here are autistic like that user, they refresh the catalog constantly. Welcome to autism.
Nicholas Clark
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats >Only five employees of the Ukrainian diplomatic mission will remain in Belarus, all the rest must leave the country in the near future.
Ayden Scott
Ah. I am still working on grammar. I basically have only done the nominal case so I have only really used бpaты as plural.
Benjamin Morales
What was the reason for you name fresh video from Mariupol like this?
Kayden Johnson
>Does this mean pooland collapsing NATO and EU out of spite if they actually do try deploying forces? No. It just means they reached an understanding with the US. They get involved with direct American support. The US redirects their "troop"/weapons aid supply to Poland instead of Ukraine (since Ukrainian weapons depots are now getting Kaliber'd to smithereens). Basically the US has set up Europe's second largest and third largest armies against Russia.
Owen Gonzalez
there are some reports from Belarus that their hospitals received 2.5k dead Might include Ukrainian soldiers unless russians just leave them in ditches Its OSINT from mostly unconfirmed sources so literally dude trust me and its only north front
I wonder where'd you even get access to a North Korean proxy. Maybe some South Korean one gets misidentified as such. The exotic islands, however, might have research stations and servers, and some university students can have access to those.
Proof? Or is this another /uhg/ "he's actually russian"?
Daniel Howard
uff. we should remind ourselves that there was no repercussions yet. russia is abiding by its contracts. once they are over tho they are going to make europe pay more.
>Poland to expel 45 Russian diplomats it's over for putinf. jokes aside I hate this fucking government and there is no betterment in sight. no clue what I should do with my life. I did everything right, studied, got the job, paid the bills but apparently we are doing some crazy war / economic recession thing. all I wanted was to get a girl, get a house and play vidya / enjoy japanease culture in peace.
We're already in WWIII. Economic warfare is still warfare. It's a matter of how many countries get destroyed (directly) before the niggers in charge stop squealing and resort to diplomacy.
Landon Anderson
vpn Russian?
Gavin Hernandez
>muh forbidden weapons >parks mrls in supermarkets
They were going through the cemetery. Many died to ambushes set by Russian Undead Corps.
Hudson Howard
Most people already know this, I'd guess. The biolabs data was given to him by the /chug/ itself, I was in that thread.
Parker Anderson
Seems like it started happening last night after supposedly someone antagonized /k/ and around the time the CIA i U dropped. While catching up looks like it happened again after /uhg/ was getting made fun of for their bad badges
Someone posted a Russian article, it's barely loading but it says something different than your headlines. That Putin will demand ruble payment only from unfriendly countries.
Jeremiah Brown
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Nathan Wright
Each and every shell, bullet and metal bit, just for Alley of Angels alone.
Jonathan Rivera
>boy you can do better, I know it What's for lunch, Nigel? Good morning sir
>malfunctioning munitions Isn't it a dropped rocket engine part of the missile?
Luis Kelly
NATO + European union
Jeremiah Russell
Fake, ukros never strike buildings, they strike civilian people.
Leo Gutierrez
never 4get
It became known who posed in a mask under the guise of "simple Ukrainian girls" addressed the Belarusian military.
Inquisitive telegrammers identified in “a simple Ukrainian girl who fights with the volunteers of the Kalinouski battalion and calls on Belarusian servicemen to go over to the side of the Armed Forces of Ukraine” as a well-known actress from the Central Institute of Psychology and Culture, who has already been repeatedly caught on staged “tearful” videos. So, this is Molchanova Anna Sergeevna, an employee of the 72nd Center for Information and Psychological Operations of the SSO of Ukraine, a native of the city of Krivoy Rog, Dnepropetrovsk region.
Previously, this person has already been filmed in fake videos, where the Russians have already managed to "burn her mother", "bomb the school", etc.
When I was in the Army, we were told that if you're using weapons such as white phosphorus it must be used against a building, vehicle, etc and not "purposly targeting humans." We used Willy pete All the time in the army. I was artillery and saw it first hand. I loaded the shells myself. It's not illegal to use such things, its how it is used.
Ultimately they would have to move to accepting ruble payment for exports to Russia to pay back those lians tho. It's an acceleration of de-dollarisation
if you thought that the NK flag isn't just banter, you must be the most gullible newfag on whole Any Forums
Logan Evans
my boys I played Necromancer exclusively, shit was fun floating invisible death wizard with 10,000 skeles was fun
Liam Edwards
Idk, maybe I just haven't tasted any in ages. Used to eat those narrow Babaevsky bars with some kind of chocolate filling in the past, they were alright for something day to day. Definitely haven't tried the one with orange and walnut. Don't eat chocolate often anymore but the last two brands I fancied were Lindt and Novi brought from abroad. Hope the locally produced bars are no worse.
Connor Ward
over to yuan/ruble*
Tyler Gonzalez
>You can trust me If you're telling the truth, why would Russia target those commie blocks? >Alley of Angels What is that?
Eli Miller
>Бoг himself steps fown from sky, dons russian armor and faces the gomoglobo Gomoglobo is FUCKED now.
GUYS I FOUND IT THE RUSSIANS HAVE ACCES TO >THE KEYS OF HEL THEY ARE REVIVING THEIR TROOPS THROUGH TECHNOLOGY
>Cybernetic Resurrection was one of the possible applications of the forbidden technologies, restoring the dead to a facsimile of life.[2] The Ghola, often called Revenants,[3a] retained their memories and were capable of speech.[1] Repeated resurrection was possible even after a Revenant was "killed" again.[2]
>Revenants were kept in a cryogenic state at sub-life support temperatures until they were awoken for battle,[1] gradually getting slower the longer they spent away from the machine
To really fuck with the EU and US, he should see all goods to them in exchange for gold. +75% chance of us invading russia then.
Levi Fisher
Not sure if I've ever seen a real female soldier in an actual combat video They only seem to exist on brochures or Twitter or when the media cameras are around
>wait what Unless Ben has a giga-brain and he fed those pranksters a fake info - Hoholstan was secretly planning to NUKE the Donbass rebels, and then, while being within NATO, tell Russia that Putin can't do shit about it.
Looks like a sabot tank shell. Didn't think anyome used those anymore.
Andrew Walker
Just read it in the news and it makes sense, how is Russia going to benefit from having a lot of foreign currency it can't use? And better, how will Europe get those rubles to pay with?
