/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1149

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>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian ruble.
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>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
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>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
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>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
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files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/
businessinsider.com/pro-kremlin-tabloid-nearly-10000-russian-troops-killed-ukraine-2022-3
web.archive.org/web/20220321223147/http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/&strip=1&vwsrc=0
youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk
files.catbox.moe/r6iy97.MP4
files.catbox.moe/mrpoc0.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=BuWPSZ7rZzM
youtube.com/watch?v=H-UbuQvSQoE
twitter.com/war_noir/status/1506378382224863240
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

real /chug/ thread?

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BRITS WASH MOUTHS WITH HOHOL COCKS. THEY LOVE THE TASTE. CENSOR BRIT FAGS.

This is the real thread
The other one is glowing

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why did the jew cried?

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Pro-Kremlin Russian media:
>According to the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, during the special operation in Ukraine, the Russian Armed Forces lost 9861 people killed, 16153 people were injured.
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/

This is nearly 30k killed or wounded in less than 4 weeks without taking any major cities (Kherson is the largest city they've captured but only the 17th most populous city in Ukraine).

This has also been picked up by western outlets, but the original source is Russian media as linked above.
businessinsider.com/pro-kremlin-tabloid-nearly-10000-russian-troops-killed-ukraine-2022-3

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Beware the american baker!

Ok so what happened and has the shills seething this hard?
Was it the cia PMC gamification manual?

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Z for legitimate thread.

Death to globohomos! The glowies tried too hard!

Z!

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Yes, Ignore american baker

Fake and gay. The original article didn't say that. It survived thanks to Google Cache:
web.archive.org/web/20220321223147/http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/&strip=1&vwsrc=0

The retards edited the fake info into an old article instead of creating a new one. So it's easily deboonkable because that article was referring to this press conference. The Russian MoD never said that:
youtube.com/watch?v=9sFhFtPMkNk

Sadly for them, they could not edit Google Cache or YouTube
They also had a grammar mistake: "мaштaбных" (Russian not their native language?)
Very fake and very gay

I will fix the rentry templates hold out till then

Where is the media and map? /chug/ fucked up with this one...

Not today, CIA

>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian ruble.

Uhhhh guys I was away for 5 hours when did THIS HAPPEN???
FUCKIN LONG THE RUBLE BOYS AND LONG THE RUSSIAN MARKETS AND FUCKIN LONG LIVE TSAR PUTIN AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH BANZAAAAAAAAAAIIII

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I hate the shill baker for disgracing my beautiful flag

Waste of quads

He ought to be executed for wasting a squad with shit spam

seen your counter several times to the glownig. good work fren

Real. All american bakers have bake license banned

mmm real fresh bread

Also, good morning /chug/
Z

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Treason

yesterday they tried with my flag, it's ok USbro, we stay comfy

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>kusizaki fanbox is on kemono
naisu

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wait the CIA pays the ukrainian military proper?

Z

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Thank God a Reconquest

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Well it's made by a burger. What do you expect?

They just can't stop attention whoring. Imagine filming your position and your escape routes for a bunch of social media upvotes or whatever. God I hate those insufferable faggots so much.

files.catbox.moe/r6iy97.MP4

files.catbox.moe/r6iy97.MP4

files.catbox.moe/r6iy97.MP4

files.catbox.moe/r6iy97.MP4

files.catbox.moe/r6iy97.MP4

files.catbox.moe/r6iy97.MP4

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Hello argieanon, please post video links, too.

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spot the difference

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Stop splitting. Real thread here:

Previous argentinian baker here, I can now sleep in peace with a true successor to my breads

good morning sir

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We comfy today, bros?
>"refugees" vs "migrants" lol

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what the fuck is going on?
why is there 4 threads?

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go choke on a nigger dick

FUCK YOU NIGGER

I hope someone takes over next. I saw NZ flag in the previous thread. He always bakes around this time.

Fake and gay shill thread

Did britbongs go extinct and no one noticed? I swear 100% of bong flags are just shills these days.

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they have more IPs which means splitting works or they became more popular for some reason
we're also in the fake thread as it seems

Kill yourself

Americans banned from baking, full stop

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Fuck off, glowie.

good morning sir

Mutt with a superiority complex is trying to push his threads.

Reminder for vatniggers Russia will be either turned to glass or completely demilitarized and dismantled and democratized like civilized countries by the end of year latest. Also how do we best split that shithole between civilized countries?

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Fuck off, mother bitch

glowniggers at it again

Fuck off already mutt

I think some of the real ones are working right now

You and the swede can swap in /k/ now buh bye.

Fuck off glowie nigger shill kike faggot retard kill yourself

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Thanks for your service

Glowies try to split threads and removing news in headers, see the difference above.

>28 Feb
there is now 200k of them here
Poland would be licking 2 million by now

You will get nuked before any of that happens retard

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The record will show that I was one of the good ones inshallah

Well that what a 'refugee' means, you run from a warzone to a safe country. If you travel halfway across the planet for gibs you are not a refugee.
This is not complicated.

you guys spammed FAKE thread in the old one, but it made it look more organic as it had more IPs...

The Baltics have been talking awfully big for tiny countries directly bordering Russia.

So... what exactly happens if you show up on a border crossing with 28 Million USD in your luggage?

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Thank you for your service.

Do you guys have the /chug/ vs /uhg/ meme

Wait who is it

Reading through the news you can see the spot where they start mixing the /chug/ OP with the /ugh/ OP.
Man, these shills are nasty.

#p368817570

Alright nigger, that's it. Shut the fuck up.
How about no.

lol, I was watching CNN today and saw that news they were yelling something like that Russia had mistakenly leaked this information, those scumbags and their dirty trick

אמא שלך תמות הלילה בשינה

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Nah, closest thing worth nuking is either Warsaw or Stockholm depending.

Sleep well user!

SHUT THE FUCK UP MUTT
verification not required

...

Are we good now? Correct links + a baker for 1150?

I mean all of us

Fuck off nigger, we noticed you changing the links already

you have the worst job in the entire intelligence community
the other spooks laugh at you and your boss doesn't respect you

Good morning fren
Kys glowie

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I for one hope redditors continue decimating themselves and their "allies". It's legitimately the funniest shit I've seen in years.

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new Argentinian

False flag by american baker.
Replies to his attempts include:
>not today, CIA
>get pink eye, MI5
>break your dick, MI6

Nuke the middle east plz

This shit is hilarious.

Jew swedefag psyopped argentine baker into acceptinf mutt baker. Mutt proceeds to out himself the next thread

How can this be real at the same time that all Ukrainian counter offenses fail?
Shouldn't the Russians be very undermanned if these numbers where anywhere near true?

Honestly, why don't these people at least put in enough effort to make something from scratch that isn't easily deboonked?

Too small

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/uhg/ glownigger tongue my anus

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>So... what exactly happens if you show up on a border crossing with 28 Million USD in your luggage?

depends. are you jewish?

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Persistent kike aren't you?

It's been a month and these shill faggots are still making threads early in the morning. 100% these faggots are glowies.

Well you shouldn't mean all of us, because you are getting nuked and we aren't.

Thank you for your service, Argiebro

Nigger, the American baker accepting the role to bake a new thread occured before I even arrived in the thread. I noticed thread splitting and decided to try to fix the situation. Stop sperging out.

Ukrainian vs Bulgarian truck drivers in Belgium

files.catbox.moe/mrpoc0.mp4

Kim is the ultimate comfy leader, subhuman /uhg/ /k/redditors could never understand.

Where will you get your oil then?

Bro i'm pointing out that it's refugees to europe and migrants to russia. Hypocrisy and shit

Well this kind of money and production quality sure are not coming from the Ukrainian state. Pics are from a manual found inside an abandoned UA base btw:

Original video:
youtube.com/watch?v=BuWPSZ7rZzM
Exposition:
youtube.com/watch?v=H-UbuQvSQoE

The gamification aspects are quite worrying, they are targeting game addicted zoomers. Things like the reddit battalion recruit shooting at a tank with an AK makes a lot of sense now.

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>it's all handjobs
Wack

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they will report 20million

Any news on the sniper fag who doxxed himself showing off his hideout gear?
twitter.com/war_noir/status/1506378382224863240

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>shoo shoo, GCHQ

bazuota

Unironically thinking of signing the contract with Russian Army if economy goes down the drain

MI5/6
They can't afford a VPN because they pump too much money in protecting Charles/Andrew from their pedo scandals

Is funny.
Because western Ukrainians traveling to Norway is a refugee, mariupol ukrainains crossing the border to Russia is a migrant.
How does that work?

Bro I'm alive. Just mobile IP ranges b& so I can't shitpost from work anymore. :(

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Solar energy

I hope you won't get suicided with two shots to the back of your head.

You give a stack to each person, firmly shake hands, nod in agreement and continue on your way.

Should've carried them in a different way.

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baltics deserve to get nuked, worthless countries

stop giving cianiggers (you)s

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