/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1147

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>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian ruble.
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368701960/
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov

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files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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files.catbox.moe/844q8n.mp4
t.me/intelslava/23201
t.me/intelslava/23179
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

GOD BLESS UKRAINE
DEATH TO RUSSIA

so many nice souvenirs

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Motorola’s wife and digits

Is the video showing dead bodies with organs taken out (but still sewn back on) legit?
Supposedly from Ukraine pwxx2

Daily reminder that /uhg/ is just a bunch of /k/opers trying to /k/ope after their brains were collectively melted following the humiliating and crushing American defeat and decisive Taliban victory in Afghanistan.

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Adviser to President Zelensky Alexei Arestovich says Ukraine could celebrate victory over the Russian occupiers "in late April - early May".

"I think it will be such a victory when we realize that we are defeating them, and they are breaking down," he said, adding that it may not mean the end of hostilities, but it will be clear to everyone that it is the end of their military efforts.

checked

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It was a night like this, not but several threads ago.
Jannies were in their caaaage, raging over tendies on the floor!
With a mighty roar and a crash through the current thing covid had begun to target russians, it was the false flag. (The faaaalse flaaag)
Let the sink in the door, get on the floor
The media wont report this, make this go viral
Do your own research, there are no coincidences
Boom boom cha-ka-la-ka boom boom cha-ka-la-ka boom boom

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Z

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DUMP IT

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War is hell
DonMak is eternal

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>how to win against russia

now i wonder too

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/k/ intelligence posters are just /uhg/ twitter screencap posters.

6 MORE WEEKS

I hope they show what exploded
files.catbox.moe/844q8n.mp4

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She needs a diet

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I wonder what it tastes like

Good one from yesterday.

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Many dead hohols I hope

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Just went to look, it's still there. Might as well put CoD as a source for your weapons expertise, kek.

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Man I really want jojos because of this post
(jojos are potato wedges to you normies)

This?
t.me/intelslava/23201

>Bik Mak
>Dabl Chiz
im done

That's a big fucking bang, I wonder what they blew up. Largest copium storage in Ukraine?

Kalibr?

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I dreamed it tasted like the sharp fresh mist of a kitten coughing up a rainbow made of pure win.

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US intelligence: the Russian Federation has used about 60% of their missiles in just 1 month since the invasion started. This rate of bombing is not sustainable and is likely to drastically decrease. After that, Russia will have to come to terms with the failure of their operation and make concessions.

But... but CNN and all the kikes here told me Ukraine was about to defeat Russia

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THERE'S NO GOD

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What do you think. It's exactly the same. They only put DonMak over the old name that I already forgot. Was it McGyver or something?

Do it, bake next thread and snuggly put it somewhere among other links.

so it is a reddit and k raid on this board
filthy niggers

Chug bros?

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still no happy meal

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FAKE THREAD
ARGIEBRO ITS THE BAKER
FAKE THREAD
ARGIEBRO ITS THE BAKER
FAKE THREAD
ARGIEBRO ITS THE BAKER
FAKE THREAD
ARGIEBRO ITS THE BAKER
FAKE THREAD
ARGIEBRO ITS THE BAKER
FAKE THREAD
ARGIEBRO ITS THE BAKER

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Z and checked

Us intelligence thought the sandniggers they spent 10 years training would last longer than 2 days

OH NONONONO

i have made it my life dream/work to buy and taste DonMak...

>The Azov militants are trying to leave Mariupol, disguised as women. Apparently, they were trained by British instructors, they also fled from Afghanistan. True, more successful.

t.me/intelslava/23179

Post this in every bread to make Hohol Nazis and glowies seeth

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just make some, nothing easier

The only mutt baker I ever want to see is a portable oven in your upcoming holocaust at the hands of the chinese

This.
Also, new baker needed.

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Yes? What is it?

Hey, CIA, read this:
>We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia after the Soviet Union falls!
>We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia before the next presidential election!
>We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia after installing our puppet in Ukraine in 2014!
>We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia by 2022 after we fast-track Ukraine into the EU and NATO!
-> YOU ARE HERE We never needed Ukraine to achieve first First Strike Capability against Russia!
>We never needed Ukraine to squeeze Russia economically by reducing European dependency on Russian energy!
>We can agree to Russian demands to denuclearize and demilitarize NATO infrastructure in the Baltics and Poland, we didn't need that infrastructure in those countries anyways!
>We didn't need Turkey in NATO anyways!
>We didn't need NATO anyways!
>We didn't need the EU anyways!
>The new Euroasian Axis of France-Germany-Russia-China will not challenge American power!
>We didn't need Alaska anyways, those damn traitors!
>Russia will never threaten mainland United States!
>Russia will never defeat the American military!
>Russia will never be able to topple the White House!
>Russia will never be able to occupy the United States, we've got too many Republican gun-lovers!
>We didn't need the Republican gun-lovers, they're free to switch sides and aid the Russians in hunting down the last remnants of the American Deep State however much they want, it won't achieve anything.
>We didn't need the integrity of our anuses remaining intact anyways!

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Nah, let them fuck up and fail on their own accord.

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Azog Hohol bros.......i thought we where winning against Russia

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It's 4am here and I don't have any potatoes. Will have to wait for store to open.

Based, fuck the whitey.

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there is no greater prize for us mortals.

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YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL BAKER
IGNORE ALL MUTTS BREADS

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No, nigga, you're right. I'm fucking starving here. For the last 5 hours I had nothing to eat and now waiting for muhhamad to bring me Befstroganof, chicken soup and киceль.

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DIS IS THREAD SPLITTER THREAD

REAL THREAD:

Good morning gentlemen
>>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
someone having source for me?

REAL THREAD IS HERE

Fuck off splitter