Aus/pol/ - Remember to vote UAP, LibDems and One Nation

polls are labor 58 lib 42

Anyone noticing the picrel style of pre-emptive damage control, similar to how after Warnie's sudden death, we got a barrage of articles about his unhealthy lifestyle, dangerous fasting diet, etc, and all kinds of 'mates' were coming out of the woodwork to say they weren't surprised about his death
Now it's her turn, she's been told her jabbie heart can't take the stress of professional tennis, so she's 'suddenly retired', and the MSM is racing to get ahead of the narrative to claim it was a long time coming

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I'll be ur ai gf.

I wan to lose weight. How do I love weight?

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>Be me
>go to chemist warehouse in the city
>entire isle with gym supplements blocked by chink manlets wearing coke bottle glasses
>try weave past them but I can't
>clear throat
>"You blokes are wasting your time everyone knows you gooks can't build musle anyway"
>several look at me
>"Can i get past? Thanks mate"
>barge past chink clones toward deoderant isle, notice it's the only isle that isn't full of chinks blocking my path
Why did we fucking open the borders REEEEEEEEE

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kek I think it's safe to say no existing world records are going to be broken for at least a generation or two. All currently vaxxed athletes will die before breaking them

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go outside retard

Ukraine does not belong to Russia, idiot.
Putin is a warmonger, and a bald manlet.

How do I go outside? I haven't left my shed in 4 weeks.

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So what, Labor's fucked. Clive'll win it for the LNP anyway, just like last time, but even more so now because their vote will be even higher

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Hey is anyone watching that Sonny Bill Williams vs Barry Hall boxing match? Got a stream link?

just open the shed door and walk out retard

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3731873/

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Scummo is kinda right about Albo. No ticker, hides when life is tough. He'll be the same as PM.

dont know who that is but check buffstreams

How do I open the shed door?

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ask your parents to take the chains off, retard

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Sack Dan dot com for novelty purposes
>in b4 that autistic neet. No one cares your opinion.

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who here JUST?

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I did wonder. Also heiled. Nobody retires at her age unless failed drug test, or now fucked heart.

Thanks for the (You)s.
I laugh at wagecucks who slave away to finance my NEET lifestyle.

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Ash Barty retires from tennis at 25.
Is she hiding her vaxx injury? Why would you exit a sporting career at 25?

He was on telly this morn repeating himself over and over, not making any sense at all. Wish I could shake his hand one day and knock some sense out of the dickhead. Will do it to all polictians for free too.

>buffstreams
Appreciate your suggestion, its a fight between two nobodies that used to play NRL/AFL so I cant see it on any streaming site and it doesnt even have a thread on /sp/ kek
Im not missing anything...

coz she's shit. good riddance.

Nah she can't sustain it so best go out on top. Her aus open final was a terrible game of tennis. She's good, but she's not No.1 material but got very lucky given the current players in women's tennis at the moment

havent posted this in a while

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Because her heart is vaxxed!

interesting thats probably why i never heard of the dogs

Go to shop, cashier with big tits asks you if you want a receipt, reply 'only with your number on it.' 90% of the time, it works everytime.

>Is she hiding her vaxx injury?
She was still good enough to win the Aus Open less than two months ago so I dunno??

thoughts?

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Anyone notice the jabbies getting more irritable and impatient lately?

Can we all agree that the Australian political landscape is absolutely shithouse and there's maybe one or two meme parties worth voting for?

mate it starts at 10pm
willing to bet it will be on buff

Yes

Thats a man

He said women mate, not penis.

Albo will win, he just needs to gas his cabinet. Morrison is a fake Christian with a rude head.