The age of women is over

The age of women is over

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>I just found out about this random thing everyone knows about, so i'm going to post it in Any Forums!

The idea of using a machine that has had hundreds of other wangs inside of it seems more uncomfortable than jerking off.

women and chads will be more than happy to continue fucking each other while you stick your penis into a machine made in china

Just like women!

How much?

What if deleted women from the simulation what a golden era it would be. Just birth 200 iq males in test tubes.

you do realize women are the exact same, right?

i heard a man in a funny little hat say the germans invented this in the 1940's

LOL, the irony!

I'll allow it, as long as they have it use GlaDOS voice clips while it works.

Yeah they have one of those at mecca too

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I feel like if somebody was to embarrassed to jerk off, sticking their dick in the Masturbatorium 5000 probably isn't really better.

it was like anudda shoah

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>replicates a human vagina in terms of... amount of light

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>embarrassed?
>wheels in male milking machine

it would work if it had a face, chest and arms. even a screen could help

>that has had hundreds of other wangs inside of it
So... every woman?

>In humans, electroejaculation is usually carried out under a general anesthetic. An electric probe is inserted into the rectum adjacent to the prostate gland. The probe delivers an AC voltage, usually 12–24 volts sine wave at a frequency of 60 Hz, with a current limited to usually 500 mA, although some devices can generate currents of up to 1 A. The probe is activated for 1–2 seconds, referred to as a stimulus cycle. Ejaculation usually occurs after 2–3 stimulus cycles. Care must be taken when using currents greater than 500 mA, as tissue burns may result due to heating of the probe The stimulus voltage stimulates nearby nerves, resulting in contraction of the pelvic muscles and ejaculation.

Nah, I'll just beat off.

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>just stick your dick in this chink made machine! just rike real vagina!
no thanks. seen way too many live leaks to fall for this

I, for one, was interested to know what turning up the "audio" knob does.

I'm tired of legacy women.

oy vey.

>there are women out there that have had more dicks inside them than a literal sex machine.
And I doubt they would even be able to comprehend the impact of that statement.

this.

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Looks horrifying, I would rather fuck a feminine tranny in the ass who still has his/"her" cock attached

>replicates the human vagina in terms of 'temperature, wetness, and amount' of light'

NOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=TrvMzk1ozE4

inb4 it malfunctions and burns off someones dick

its anotha showa

>The age of women is over
>donating sperm FOR women
retard