/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1144

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>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian ruble.
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368701960/
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Kadyrov offers Zelensky asylum in Chechnya
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov

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▶/chug/
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rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
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files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
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files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/t0exnv.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
nitter.eu/TheStudyofWar
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh

>Audio thread
Donbass militia soldier interviewed
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

>DNR tank/mortar action (Subtitled)
files.catbox.moe/t0exnv.mp4

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The Russian war machine has come to a screeching grinding halt. The conflict is pretty much over, with Russia bogged down in every front, and Ukrainian counter attacks becoming the norm. It is estimated by the Pentagon that Russia will have to retreat from Kiev in 3 days due to logistic issues. With an endless supply of funds, advanced weaponry and infantry from volunteers all over the world, and no way for Russia to stop this as the encirclement of Kiev has failed, the tide has completely reversed. Destroyed economically and isolated from the rest of the world, Russia faces the prospect of becoming another North Korea. It is not clear if Putin's regime will survive this war. There are already talks of balkanization and dividing Russia into multiple denuclearized peasant republics. Russia's only ally, China, stands to gain a lot from this, and will almost certainly betray Russia in such a scenario. After the embarrassing display of the Russian Army, many military experts on social media are questioning Russia's ability to engage in nuclear war.

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
nitter.eu/TheStudyofWar

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
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Is my drawing /chug/ approved?
I kind of wanted to make Azov-chan look like a minecraft ZOGlin but it would be hard to understand

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Briefing by Russian Defence Ministry

Units of the Russian Armed Forces continue to destroy units of the 54th Separate Mechanized Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Currently, they are fighting for the capture of Novomikhailovka.

The grouping of troops of the Donetsk People's Republic, having completed clearing of Verkhnetoretskoe from nationalists, continued to pursue the retreating units of 25th Airborne Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and took control of Novobakhmutovka railway station. During the night, 3 tanks, 2 infantry fighting vehicles and 6 all-terrain vehicles were destroyed in this area.

On the evening of March 22, high-precision long-range sea-based weapons struck an arms depot in Orzhev, 14 kilometers northwest of Rovno city. As a result of the strike, a large depot of weapons and military equipment of the Ukrainian troops, including those received from Western countries, was destroyed.

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butthurt /uhg/ fag spams /gpg/ and tries to falseflag

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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Operational-tactical, army aviation and missile troops hit 97 military assets of the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Among them: 2 launchers and 1 transport-loading vehicle of the Tochka-U tactical missile system in an industrial zone on the northern outskirts of Kiev, 8 anti-aircraft missile systems, including: 6 Buk-M1, 1 S-300 and 1 Osa combat vehicle, 10 command posts, 8 field artillery guns, as well as 3 artillery reconnaissance stations of NATO manufacture.

The Russian air defence means shot down 1 Su-24 near Izyum city, 16 Ukrainian unmanned aerial vehicles in the air, including 3 Bayraktar TB-2 near Rozhin, Karashev and Maxim Gorky.

The group of "night hunters" consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters destroyed 8 tanks, 5 infantry fighting vehicles and armored personnel carriers, 9 vehicles and towing trucks, 3 permanent fire position and 7 field artillery and mortars during night strikes.

In total, 184 aircraft and helicopters of the Ukrainian Air Force, 246 unmanned aerial vehicles, 189 anti-aircraft missile systems, 1,558 tanks and other armored combat vehicles, 156 multiple launch rocket systems, 624 field artillery and mortars, as well as 1,354 units of special military vehicles were destroyed during the operation.

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Off to gym, see you in 3 hours or so lads
Stay cool, stay comfy

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sauce?

NATO forces in Poland.

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Kind of cute

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>it is estimated by the Pentagon
oh rlly

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youtube.com/watch?v=dWz2BWGxqMI

Very nice, now let's see Paul Allen's drawing

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Haven't really followed this faggot's career for a while now

Why the fuck did he willingly go back to Russia?
Was he retarded enough to think he'd magically start a colour revolution by setting foot in the country or something?

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NEED NEW BAKER
>NEED NEW BAKER
NEED NEW BAKER
>NEED NEW BAKER
NEED NEW BAKER

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>memeflaggot
He's no chugger

Z !

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Good morning /chug/

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If I bake can I use my shitty paint drawing as the OP pic?

Take it easy aussie fren

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The damn ДУPКA sign always makes me smile.

Hello frens. Anything new?

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New /uhg/ frame in clean template form if anyone wants to make memes with it.

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>The conflict is pretty much over, with Russia bogged down in every front, and Ukrainian counter attacks becoming the norm.
Not true although yes the fighting as turned into a slug the Urkops are not having any success in counter attacks. The only real place the Ukrops we're able to counter attack is when they counter attacked at Nova Odessa and that was week ago and the only reason they had success there was becouse the Russians overextended to quickly. At the moment the Russians are consolidating there gains and trying to take surrounded strongholds like Mariupol and Severdontesk before advancing further.

Yes

As long as you don't fuck up the bake

anyone has latest Putin speech with translation?

!!! VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION !!!
Is Kuro's cunny brown or pink?

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