/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1044

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>Ukrainian forces recapture Makariv, west of the capital, after successful counter-attack
>Russian & proxy forces conduct several unsuccessful assaults in Donetsk & Luhansk Oblasts in past 24 hours - ISW
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>The US pledges to support its NATO allies if they put troops in Ukraine, but rules out troop deployments
>"Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say
>Andrey Paliy, Deputy Commander of the Black Sea Fleet, killed by Ukrainian forces in Mariupol
>Russia claims to have used a Kinzhal hypersonic missile
>Commander of the Russian 8th Combined Army, Lt General Andrey Mordvichev KIA at Kherson Airport
>This is the 5th Russian General KIA (worst loss of senior command since ww2)
>Dozens killed in missile strike on Ukrainian forces barracks near Mykolaiv
>Azov battalion kill Mjr General Oleg Mityaev, commander of the 150th motor rifle div, in Mariupol
>150th Motor Rifle Division is Russia’s principal maneuver unit in Donbas, a major blow
>Attack on Kherson airport (15/03) destroys dozens of Russian helicopters & vehicles.

▶Livestreams
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▶Telegram Channels
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▶INTELLIGENCE
Any Forums.org/k/
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (tracking visually confirmed equipment losses)
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

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/GLOBOHOMO GENERAL CERTIFIED 4 BGC/

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Are we winning guys????

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>2nd army in the world
>cant feed their soldiers 20-40 km from Russian borders
>shit tier logistics
>russoids leaving tanks open cause they are constantly running out of fuel
>farmers on tractors picking up military vehicles for Ukrainian army
>VEE DEE VEE
>no one warned them at the last military exercises that you cant steal gasoline and diesel from vehicles this time
>getting slaughtered at nights since cant afford any night vision or thermal armor
>conscripts are dragged into the war
>some of them are forced to sign a military contract to hide the fact that conscripts are in this war
>VEH DEH VEH
>its not a war but a "special liberation operation of ukrainians from nazis"
>so we will focus on shilling civilian houses in order to liberate them
>generals getting killed like flies
>"China help us"
>morale of army is shit tier levels, have to compensate it with looted local bottles of vodka
>"its not us who are shooting civilians, that Ukies shooting themselves for 28 days"
>cope cages on tanks
>still using Mosin rifle
>russkies got greeted in occupied Kherson (russian speaking city) by locals so well, that russians had to use flashbang and tear grenades
>ZA VE DE VE
>despite potential absolute air superiority, Ukrainian air defence still functioning well
>weird looking wooden machines (orcish engineering)
>Scooby van?
>Mariupol and Kharkiv are still controlled by Ukrainians 28 days in
>"maybe we should use these Chechens for a help?"
>Any Forums told that we are saviours of white race
>and we also can hire Syrian mercenaries to shoot our Slavic brothers
>that will show em in this "not war but a special denazification operation"
>forcing children with cancer to shape into the letter Z for pictures
>same for many state workers and students
>"foreign company leaving? we can nationalize all their assets here"
>"economic default wont happen"
>"thats not a correct map"
>"if you defend your homeland that means you are a tranny gay redditor, surrendering to invader is based"

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Should I challenge this Russian guy I know to a fight? He’s a literal homosexual and I’m not sure if he’s actually Russian but if not Russian he might be Serbian maybe?

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Sup uhg? Got banan?

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Planned

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heaps, 1 ruble each

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Reminder that the Russian Orthodox metropolitan of Kiev condemns the war.

>His Beatitude also prayed for the Ukrainian people, for the preservation of the Ukrainian homeland, for the Lord to strengthen its soldiers with courage and peace, and for the repose of the souls of those who have died on the battlefield.
>Following the Liturgy, Met. Onuphry led the clergy and faithful in a procession to the monastery’s Far Caves, where they served a moleben to the Fathers of the Kiev Caves and for the cessation of the war in Ukraine and the sovereignty and integrity of the Ukrainian state.
>Such a prayer was also offered in all churches and monasteries of the UOC following the Liturgy yesterday.
>Following the moleben, the Ukrainian primate addressed the people with a word in which he expressed hope that the Ukrainian-Russian negotiations would prove successful and that the Lord would grant peace.
>orthochristian.com/145270.html

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if he's an out homosexual and he's in america he's probably a libtarded rich kid who doesn't like putin

Dumping new webm

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REDDIT BRIGADES DO IT AGAIN

They just posted the exact floor and apartment complex they are at.

twitter.com/war_noir/status/1506378382224863240
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WTF is wrong with these attention whores?

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Azov sisters... we lost
i kneel to ladyrov-sama

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split it then
>The things we don't know
1/2

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2/2

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Mmm good price

lol
from what little i've seen he does seem like he was a decently funny performer

Still posting fake news weeks after the fact.....the absolute state of Putinbots.

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The banan is only for the elites
Memes aside this is actually his wife? I've read that se worked with him in tv.

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«Чи пiдтвepджyєтe Bи Aкт пpoгoлoшeння нeзaлeжнocтi Укpaїни?»
(“Do you affirm the Act of Independence of Ukraine?”)
90.32% «Taк, пiдтвepджyю» (“Yes, I affirm”) 28,804,071
7.58% «Hi, нe пiдтвepджyю» (“No, I do not affirm”) 2,417,554
2.10% Heдiйcнi (Invalid) 670,117
....
Crimea (except Sevastopol) was closest result in 1991 referendum but still by double-digits voted 54-42% for Ukrainian declaration of independence
Sevastopol voted 57-39% for independence
Donetsk and Luhansk oblasts both voted 84-13% for independence
Odessa 85-11%, Kharkiv 86-10%, Mykolaiv 89-8%
All other oblasts/cities voted >90% for independence

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dopamine fried, psychic mutants, just like you

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Post azov chan and the russian one I NEED MORE FOR THE UKRAINE WAR FUNNIES FOLDER!

THERE HE IS!! HALLELUJAH!

I was worried for a couple of threads.

The absolute state of the Russian armed forces.

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That anyone believes those #s is legit hilarious.

Nigger im getting kalibr cruise missile'd here, i dont have time to read carpets of text. Tldr?

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Post reaction faces.

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Oh this is so precious.

NEED BANAN

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meant for

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He is charlie chaplin tier comedian, the best of the best along with his kvartal 95 buddies (which are also featured in the servant of the people show)

>Send in the next wave

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>How many pro-russians do think there are?
I'd say it was 65:35, but numbers shift with more pro-russian cattle raised over the years and pro-ukrainian people disappearing.
>If only 4% voted for a guy to suck off Putin's dick
Not exactly, they voted for a party he belonged to, he wasn't a frontman or anything like that, he was a literal nobody
>there couldn't have been that many of them
Other parties just weren't blatant Russian spies. They were genuine pro-Russian parties. And KGB doesn't care about pro-Russian population and their parties (look how they wipe cities they said they came to "protect"), of course they put their spy on the top, brought their party members from Russia to appoint on all official positions and told local pro-Russian parties to fuck off. Under Ukrainian rule they had self-governance and played a major role in management of the region. Russians came and made them disappear. Not a single party was allowed to take part in elections, few people were allowed to join Russian parties, and most were just told to fuck off. Some even tried resisting (but were strongly adviced to not to)

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Russia's definitely doing badly but media reporting is biased at best and dishonest at worst. We won't know the actual details of the war until some time after it has ended.

At least at this point Russia doesn't have cruise missiles to spare. They're only likely in trouble if there's a bomb run on Lviv. In which case ... Well, the whole district's in trouble, but it probably was regardless.

haha it's just this finnish military guy

it was from user's last thread about biased sources and so on.

it goes we're fed a curated version of what is happening, and we simply don't know everything. First after the war can shit really be properly determined

but tired here so wasn't able to explain that better

it's just a pretty good article

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How the fuck does the Orthodox Church even work? Like I know patriarchs but do they just each do their own thing in their own country

servant of the people worth a watch for a westerner you think? historic nature aside, just as a comedy show

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tl:dr we dont really know what's going or how well ukraines army is doing since everything is biased in their favor by most of the media

how long until they call in remaining brigades to break the stalemate.
Belarus is finally going to join?

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Nigga he's 50 years old, he has no way of knowing anything about it

This is the end.

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There's been reviews of that piece of shit. Basically everything on it wiggles. It's like a cheap toy rather than a real rifle.

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how's strelkov feeling? havent heard anything from him these past few days. his perspective is always interesting

Sure

crocashenko thread

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Might as well ask the neighbors to bring their baseball bats to a shootout.
Belarus ca not save Russia

They should have to sign a contract that states they have to give up their fucking phones with this image being attached as an example as to why.

Daily reminder.

Globohomo > Snownigger rapedhomo

Daily reminder.

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Until next vdv drop

"first live-streamed war" . . . I've been watching livestreamed wars for years.

But its not like "friends" or how i met your mom kind of sitcom, it doesnt have a retarded background laugh and raises lots of societal issues etc.

A bit odd a Pole would be like that but I guess Crimea is a special type of strange due to its current and former connections.
Are you in Crimea or elsewhere? Are your parents in denial of what’s happening in Ukraine?

Do Russians have any nice beaches? Wtf do those niggers do in the summer time?

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you can add it to the latest news:
russian ammunition depot in the Luhansk region has been on fire for more than two hours

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This image and an image of the pile of rubble and bodies like "before" / "after"

Never really considered Russia differentiated between pro-Russia and KGB short-leash pro-Russia.
Thanks for the insight.

This meme is bad and you should feel bad

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wow what a hero

lol same absolute not the first

VDV bros... at least we have our song...

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Still looking for the "OMG The super elite chechenz are coming! This is so based!" wojak meme. It makes me laugh like a retard and I forgot to save it.

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oh God i do wish Ukraine could become like this

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of course, i didnt expect anything like that
we have other kinds of sit coms in the west you know

>Lose 15% of aviation and 30% of armored vehicles
>Somehow at 90% power
How does this work?