/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1129

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>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there

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▶/chug/
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rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
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youtu.be/ENyxseq59YQ
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weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=Yi-cTJEJwcA
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Why is Russia fighting like this?

First of all ukrainian propaganda is a lie and they are not gonna steamroll the russian forces anytime soon at least

Second I really dont get what Putin is trying to achieve apart from the complete cuckery of Russia for generations to come:

>Achieve airsuperiority since day one and didnt exploit it spamming the ukrainian skies and wiping out every single AA the russian airforce encounter, russian airfores is unironically inactive with a few exceptions
>That means russian ground troops cant expect integrated air support, if they are beign attacked the overwhelm adventage that will be calling close air support is inexistent
>Russia still expects to this day that the ukrainian population to receive russian troops as liberators (that are in fact 100% brainwashed without go back to be against russia) and worst of all he is expecting the same FROM THE UKRIANIAN ARMY, putting russian troops in incomprehensible risky position when they get too close to the enemy
>Russia artillery is ready to label ukrainian cities like chernigo
>just dont do it, is more, when ukrainian artillery bombard russian artillery russians did nothing
>russia is unironically trying to wipe out ONLY ukrainian military equipement and infraestructure, not bulks of ukrainian troops
>lost the complete initiative for "humanitarian corridors" and "ceasefires for peace negotiations"
>Putin is fighting this war like if time is in russia's favour
>On top of all of that, even when russia have a compelte adventage over ukraine in all fields, they dont in one, just one, manpower, russia so far have only moved the troops they got in the border prepared two months ago, no more, no reinforcements or mobilization while ukraine is in full volkstum, eventually, with all the support they are getting fro mthe west, litterally half the planet, they will outgun the russians and mass asault them like the russians did in ww2

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I swear to god if bakers dont get their shit together i will turn this thread around

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Isn't irish bro baking after the accidental split?

mountain kike or island pajeet?

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>image

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Fuck Jannies.

Sri Lankanon said he would bake.

fucking sort it out boys

SHILL ALERT
REAL BREAD
SHILL ALERT
REAL BREAD
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*blocks your path*

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Is there a full ref sheet for her?

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They're just applying what they learned in Syria.

lmao

And this is why we have a procedure for handing off threads. God damn retard

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savage pic

Steppechad retvrns to chasten Ruthenia once more...
>why does he have two AKs

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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her page is here: alpha1918.moe/
telegram: t.me/alpha1918

>(You) (Cross-thread)

waaaait a second

This all went to shit. No idea where the real thread is

difference is that russia is now the one with boots on the ground

plus they are not bombing ukrainians cities like they did in syria

This is the map the russian ogres are hiding from you

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do you gauys have the picture of the azov isis fighter pals?

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Shills are mad but they can never kill /chug/

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Imperiya-chan a cute.
CUTE!

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NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

Thanks user. I'm a novice 3D modeler. She'll make a good future project.

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this thread feels very neutral. I will remain

>search alpha18 r34
>nothing

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OK, OK, OK , OK. Hopefully this time we have fixed the baking and i'm now in the right place

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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WHERE'S MY KINZHAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI NEED MOREEEEEE

youtu.be/ENyxseq59YQ

Why hasn’t Russia surrounded Keev

yes

hehehe

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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK NATO
FUCK SHILLS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK JANNIES

Sri lanka and Irish user's passed it on to the swiss in a sloppy manner but this is the actual thread

Meh Ukraine got cuter

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so does everybody get along?

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Based Louis Vuitton? Check the comments on insta under this post too

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Arise, Donbass!
Based Russian child showing the hohols who's who.
youtu.be/l276TjcMsTY

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/


▶War Crimes

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I'm so surprised there's a republic of muscovy at all, considering how kievniggers seethe about muscovites so much

Ukrainian Sheikh Mansur battalion fighting against Russian forces near Kyiv.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yi-cTJEJwcA

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Will Putin dare to surround Odessa?
I want to see Jews cry

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Russia will most likely win in the next month or two with still heavy losses and years to recover them
but to be honest, there's a lot of room for ukraine to win, but in their case, I will take at least half a year and countless ukranian bodies to block the advance in hopes it will become too costly for the russians to continue the war
>inb4 nonsense
everything is a possibility. that's why the west is sending them so many weapons, all to delay the advance as much as possible