/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1127

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>CIA in Ukraine exposed
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>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
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t.me/s/intelslava
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>Audio thread
Donbass militia soldier interviewed
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
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files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
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>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
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>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
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>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
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>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
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>Reddit Legion held against their will
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>DNR tank/mortar action (Subtitled)
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>Attack on Okraina anime

If i meme it, it will be.

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Chinese
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
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French (official)
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Wikipedia
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British (official)
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American (neocons)
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Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
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Roads
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Mariupol
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Gotta say, I'm now kinda interested what would've happened if you would've posted that logo with a Astolfo.

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any recent developments besides what's in OP?

>wind and solar
Can that actually cover 100% of German energy needs though? I doubt it. At least not for decades.

I would split the thread

First 2 are pretty recent

It used to be as comfy as here before the war started

gayest war ever

Why does Belarus (a bitch country) deserve to be a sovereign nation but Ukraine doesn't?

>There is a non zero chance of WW3 because our politicans are so deluded
Guysd I am not comfy

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Good morning-evening-night /chug/ I hope you have been comfy this day

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POST ASTOLFO CHUG BAKER!

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Turbo gay nuclear is the way

natobros all i wanted was a loving beautiful gf , instead i (and the world) will most likely get nuked by putin not fair bros, why boomers so hateful

The problem is that Russia doesn't say anything.

They took Makariv and told nobody.

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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>Why does Belarus (a bitch country) deserve to be a sovereign nation but Ukraine doesn't?
They dont, they will be part of russia, Potato king will get his colonel rank.

For the same reason Israel is a country.
Bigger country wants it to exist.
Any further questions?

Already a reality

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Nigger, you're good.
Sri Lanka user has been baking for hell knows how long though, perhaps people would let it slide.

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Some anons are as afraid of Astolfo as glowies are afraid of cunny, it seems

very comfy

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Poland moving troops to Ukraine and Belarus borders.
Smoke over Russian embassy in Warsaw, indicating they're burning documents and preparing to leave.

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>Why does Belarus (a bitch country) deserve to be a sovereign nation but Ukraine doesn't?
They don't

Because Luka is a corporal in the red army.

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it will be Poland's fault

No, as much as they try to remove baseload from equation.

He's lieutenant colonel actually.

from the media point of view it almost sounds it is the general opinion we totally should intervene.
haha

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Good morning /chug/
Anything new? Still 5 mins til mariupol?

I am, though.

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Kek, sorry /chug/.

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I was going to sleep but now that you said that I will stay awake just to see the shitstorm

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You are a chad, baker!
>Verification not required

Is No Action Talk Only (NATO) actually going to do something or just seethe

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He's a full colonel, my dude.

the silence post-nuclear war is peak comfy

>Why does America (a bitch country) deserve to be a sovereign nation but Ukraine doesn't?

Reminder that the second battle of falluja took almost 2 months despite the Iraqis being way less equipped or trained than those in Mariupol

Because Belarus does not threaten it's bigger neighbour with territorial claims and establishment of rival military bases.

burger, lukashenko is unironically a meme created by putin, belarus is literally russia but unofficially and everyone knows this

not bad

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>Sri Lanka will be better under India

Putin finally made him a Soviet colonel?

CIA in Ukraine EXPOSED - NED, USAID, IREX, & Attempted COVER-UP! They Tried to Delete ALL Info!
youtube.com/watch?v=H-UbuQvSQoE

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Poland is about to commit sudoku in the Japanese tradition.

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Need a backup baker for 1 thread, anyone willing?

Do chechens syill use thier language or its just russian?

>draw a girl
>call her a boy
Why do japs do this shit.

Seethe pajeet
First you ruined my board now you want yo ruin Sri Lanka?

It's not a cope.
Russian high command thought that they would ''pacify'' ukraine by ending the war quickly by intimidating Ukrainian armed forces to coup the government.
It failed.And now Russians have to invade to achieve goals.It stopped being a special operation and has turned into a war.

and USA killed like half a million civilians there

Czechia'd
Drop some nukes on Toronto and Vancouver when the time comes, Vadim
Free us all

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If you guys invaded I would defect to your side, just saying.

>Donbass militia soldier interviewed
>files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

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Does Poland have an army, anyway? I imagine it's better than 95% of NATO but being better than NATO isn't really an achievement at this point.

I’ll bake le next bread

Who is baking next? I can take the helm.

Taking over baking for Sri lanka baker

Sri Lanka? No such thing.

strange people

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>give birth to a boy
>call him a girl
Why westoids do this shit?

Belarus is part of Grand Duchy of Lithuania. I'll be glad if it returns.

>hour or two long webcam conference
>most of it is just irrelevant shit
>join call but pay attention to /chug/ instead
Good morning, sirs.

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do this and i'll never forgive you

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Superpower 2030 sirs

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Just whatever is on Intel slava
t.me/s/intelslava

Lot's of mariupol fighting still happening, Russian blowing the fuck out of a few more cities

Sovereignty is a myth invented by powerful countries to keep small, and/or weak countries in line.
Only the west is deluded about the ridiculous Wilsonian view of the world that we preach, yet never practice.
Explain to me how Sykes Picot is valid and must be respected, lest you break international law?
Enter reality, westoid.

Post the whole thing god damn it

files.catbox.moe/m4x0p5.mp4

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poland is the 4th army of nato, after US, France, and britbongs

>bomb everything to stone age fighting against goat herders who get no help
Vs
>try to preserve as much as possible against enemy getting all sorts of help from all over the world

was going to say two nukes but I think they were always like this

Ukrainian war propaganda girl.

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Thank you janny ahahaha

Did you know?

>After us - silence.
- Official motto of the Russian Strategic Rocket Forces

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Good morning, fren!

You are just a nippon so know your place

What did he mean by this bros?

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Enjoy your stay sir!

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So is it true reddit got another truckload of themselves killed? To funny.

God punished you for being a faggot

God I wish that were me

Sorry, just changed to linux and I don't know how to use gimp.

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I can do it.

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they jerk off to it if I'm getting it right
sort of novelty if you will
have you seen Pixiv?
you can literally jerk off for the res of your life and you will not run out of stuff to jerk off to
but it gets stale after a while
so you draw a girl and call it a boy and boom, renewed interest...

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Same here but with uni classes.
I can learn what an "OOP" is on my own later, who cares.

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They will soon be a pooper-power.

Poland has a real military and they recently expanded it a couple months ago.

Just embrace it. My melting point was somewhere around the first week, when putin went full defcon.
Now I'm just enjoying the ride and waiting for the nuclear happening. Remember - not dying in the first 10 minutes of ww3 is unfathomably cringe.

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Okay thanks

What’s the 100% toilet south western narrow state called?

Also started by Poland lmao.

160K active personnel. Most likely will be stationed in Western Ukraine as deterrent for Russian troops. I think the plan is to split it away and keep as a pro-West rump state. AT LEAST I FUCKING HOPE because alternative will take us too close to WW3 for my comfort.

More like POOP

Already said I am baking le bread!

i hope you learned your lesson

remiza.com.pl/wojskowi-strazacy-ze-zlocienca-coraz-blizej-ksrg/
shoop

Who is this grill? It's nice to see some waifus on Ukraine's side too.

yeah!

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>deleted
Homos BTFO

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>Ceylon will prosper under the British

nice, very nice. Now the hentai we got earlier with Alpha makes sense, I thought tsipso chan was supposed to be evil

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Come on hohol-chan, you can do it! Shill me harder!

Thank you sirs
One of these bitches are just complaining about how hard their work is, someone is complaining about COVID, like fuck off I don't care

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KROWKA

Imagine how many lives like this got grinded up in world wars

Muricans don't get to bake because of the CIA, fren.
Or so I've heard, I don't actually know

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Whose side are you even on anyway

I love her. Make the 2ch drawfags make more of her.

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Sauce on Polish moves?

>literally no changes
It's over.

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>training paid by employer
>this shit is boring as fuck
>browse /chug/ and Any Forums instead
>more fun

Niggas will ever find out

FRANCE HAVE ARMY !? FOR FUCKIN WHAT REASON !?

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>pixiv
>make an account to jack off
Nah, I'll stick to various booroo things, rule34s and e621.

>falling for the nuke meme
Also why ww3 will not happen, elite would have to admit that nukes are not real

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WHAT TEH LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME, NO MOAR!

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Was neutral but now I want to see Kiev get flattened anyway.

user doesn't speak French sorry about ya.

It's a gay /chug/ "rule" that doesn't really exist
I'm baking

>Donbass militia soldier interviewed
F. Rest in peace, Kostya

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Wait there's alpha hentai?
Does France know about this?

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Reminder that Cunny posting leaves the image on your cache and can be used by jews to throw you in jail for CP.

Do you have the collage of the endless rows of roofless ghost toilets that Indians built to infalte their gross domestic toilet usage for this statistic?

I want to sniff Bukhanka-chan's hair.

Update on Steiners Attack?
Ukies were shooting so many wads of cum all day it would be a shame if that attack turned out to be another hollow hohol oink.

Popek made a muslim call out vid youtu.be/xVdn9GhwJgk
Like half of Russia responded and carpet bombed some city there nobody can pronounce because it has like 30 Zz's in the name

i support your right to bake

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Dear Alt-Right, Nationalists, Rebels against the modern world. Just look at you. You are useless. While Globohomo is raising billions of dollars to support Jewkraine, you cannot even start fundraising for ammunition for Donbass boys. The Polish swines are dreaming to use Article 5 and drag your soldiers in Ukraine to die so the Jews would keep on destroying your future. And you can't even organize a rally to impeach fucking Biden. Biden, for fucks sake! You can't organize a rally to impeach this old fuck, whose ratings are declining faster than his dementia progresses. You can't do that. You can't remove an illegally elected president, a literal occupant of your land.

Fuel and food are getting more expensive because of HIM. This is it, people, this is the moment you've been talking about all these years. This is a revolutionary situation to say the least, but what are you doing? Memes?

Really?

Your enemies are supplying our enemies with billions of dollars worth of lethal weapons, and you are making memes? It's time for you to start doing something if you want a different future for yourself.

One struggle.

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Yea, some people are zealous.
I do not blame them though. The amount of gay faggotry is staggering, no wonder people are ready to lash at anything that looks like that.

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>can be used by jews to throw you in jail for CP.
I could use some time off and some free meals, come get me. About time I got something back for all the tax I pay.

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Thanks, bro!

kerala. it's full of commies so they've forced everyone to build toilets that no one's using.

To get stomped out by Russians.

Honestly, had I not read War and Peace and The Brothers Karamazov in high school, I probably wouldn't have given a shit about any of this.

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Poles realize NATO won't join the war with them, right? Even if they did, most western European countries barely have munitions for a week of war, and now that we've sent so much to Ukraine we're probably down to 1-2 days.

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Too much words. Just say Z

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Not in Brazil, welcome to the third world

Russia has their navy parked off the coast of Odessa, which means that the Ukraine has been, in effect, landlocked now for more than two weeks. Zelensky needs to move material by land from west ukraine to his forces in the Donbas. I don't know where his ammunition and gasoline is coming from but the distance from Lviv to Kramatorsk is 1,250 km (17 hours drive/train). NATO equipment needs to travel that sort of distance. The entire time that those trucks are on the road they have to deal with the Russian air force.

For some reason we are being bombarded with stories about the Russians having trouble with logistics?

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Impeachment doesn't do shit.

Pretty bad attempt, no kopek for you

Yea.
And hohols take Moscow in two more weeks, bro.

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Not to worry gentlemen. Schweiner's counterattack will drive these russian pigs back over the urals

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Damn, forced defecation cages.

Is Putin now Voldemort by not naming him?

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where do u get this info pls sauce

I cant believe putind didnt realize at this point that he need to brong more mento to ukraine and escalate things (carpet bombing) so russia's positions are better deffended, plus the encirclement of kharkov and kiev should be a top priority of the next offensive

What game is putin playing?

This is turning into an unwinable position for russia

Why would she hate Nazis?

Z

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Z.

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aw, a man of high culture
not every russian read these works

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kek

I'm assuming they're just posturing.

Otherwise, they're unfathomably stupid.

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Are they having an operative break or something

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Poland aside, I don't think that anyone else wants a war with Russia. Baltics? Too close. Western EU? Too far. South EU? Oh please, send me Russian tourists.

I just hope hoholism will be confined there

>For some reason we are being bombarded with stories about the Russians having trouble with logistics?
Truth doesn't matter, only the narrative. The Western oligarchs WILL lie to your face and they don't care.

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>What game is putin playing?
Cuck warfare.

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I read Crime and Punishment.

By the way.
It is noiticable how many non western flags there are on /chug/ in contrast to /ugh/

Nothing surprising to be honest.Russians have a tendency to flirt with 3rd worlders.

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>Oh please, send me Russian tourists.

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user they are loading planes with humanitarian aid with bullets and guns, have you not seen it?
I am unsure how will they transfer s300/400 if they get any LOL

Poor Russia.

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yeah. Remember last time you had to stand and fight instead of retreating into your country?>Wait there's alpha hentai?
An user commissioned it just for us, she was scissoring tsispo chan. Didnt save, sorry

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They ran out of food and fuel and the radiator in their last tank broke so they have frostbite.

Fuck you.

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Says the FSU country.

They don't have to care. There are enough NPCs that will eat up anything they say, and that will kill you in their behalf if you disagree.
This world sucks.

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Bro, they won more wars than you and germany put together. They even have a better track record at winning world wars than you have

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>The entire time that those trucks are on the road they have to deal with the Russian air force.
Sadly russian pilots are not active in this war

Why are you so smug over having toilets.

I love the fact that ruskie forces haven';t move an inch in Donbas and that Ukraine has started taking back it's territories as of yesterday.

BTW how's that 17 year old recruits will do for you Ivan?

Funny how all this gets forgotten.
youtube.com/watch?v=MXgli7TpINw&t=289s

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But seriously, I think it's now complicated as the biggest cities are being encircled / besieged.
You have to evacuate the civilians first, before you can go all in.
you can see this in Mariupol.
Kiev will be even worse.

Flight MU5735
China Eastern Airines

There’s eternal blessings for those who bring evildoers to justice and spread word of who they are and where they are. It just so happens that ASEANS countries share a view of honor and justice that transcends boundaries.

And anyone who picks on civilians as an easy way to score bully points is evil scum deserving justice. China just spoke with USA on Friday. Do you see how someone chooses to enforce their threats by taking it out on civilians. Wipe their agents out and run them out of your countries.

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good boy, take a kot

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Yeah hasn't it been like 20+ days now or something? I guess there plan was just to take Donbass and not actually invade Kiev.

post-gazette.com/news/crime-courts/2022/02/20/Ihor-Kolomoisky-US-banks-warren-ohio-steel-plant-ukraine/stories/202202200063

>Russia is a huge petroleum producer
Russia will run out of gasoline
>half of my ammo is imported from Tula, Russia because USA ammo producers are cunts
Russia will run out of ammo

People are morons

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Is the only explanation, i cant believe the man that win grozny 2.0 is cucking so hard here, he litterally became yeltsin

what reality? Orcs has been pushed from Kyiv and some even encircled rendering them useless:)

Me too. Great book.

I love Czarina-chan. Omega cute. Keep her coming.

I love that book, read it and Bratya Karamazon multiple times. Dropped The Idiot several times though, it was hard to follow all the different character stories and War and Peace is still on my back burner.

>Smoke over Russian embassy in Warsaw, indicating they're burning documents and preparing to leave.
Its a confirmed fake

It's not crazy to think that we'll see a NATO "peacekeeping" mission in Western Ukraine. I'm thinking West of Zhytomyr & VInnitsia.

Because in her heart she understands, that supporting warriors with swastikas all over their uniforms might be wrong,

Counterpoint.

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Logistics dont matter if you are sieged.

USA wants war with russia.
NATO is USA fucktoy.
USA says you go to war - NATO goes to war. Then russia gets crippled and wipes out half the world with nuclear hellfire.
Then USA, all safe and sound on other continent, comes to pick the carcasses.
Their mascot is a bald eagle. A tough looking bird that eats small fish. A scavenger. A glorified seagull. A very fitting symbol.

bad post, ignore

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you flirt with your moms 10 boyfriends you niggerfaggot
go be a literally fucking who somewhere else you icecream sandwhich flag peak of irrelevancy

America still had not taken Baghdad by now

What do yall think? Once the land bridge to Crimea is confirmed, i.e Mariupol down, do you think Putin finalizes the negotiations? Or does he try for Odessa first?

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Fuck jannies

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that guy's video hit me like a truck, man
>literally a soldier since fucking 16
>lose eye and leg, rest of body full of shrapnel
>find a gf
>just wants to go fucking home, because he sees the war is finally ending
>die

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>American who read Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky

you are a rare breed indeed

The only thing these NATO cucks countries will have for the next 10 years is how close they were to attacking Russia as a talking point for internal politics and NATO gibs

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Most of us are just leaving the Wignat-phase, most of us are just entering our early 30s. It is right around this time we become truly financially independent and can start making decisions regarding how to help the cause.

I think their plan is to surround major population areas, squeeze, and hope something pops without having to go scorched Earth

I prefer this one.

files.catbox.moe/ouoviu.mp4

For the last 8 years ukraine has been setting up their eastern defences. They foresaw this logistics issue and rectified it by placing a bunch of logistics hubs and bases around the donbass line.

Good fortune and friendly Russian soldiers will come to you.
But only if you reply with Z.

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>man that win grozny 2.0
>he doesn't know
user, I...

It's time you reunite Eva Braun with her Führer,' the strongly-worded petition said.

'Despite the current war, Switzerland continues to host an accomplice of Putin's regime.'

The West has so far not sanctioned Kabaeva, who as well as being Putin's rumoured secret partner is also chairman of the board of directors at National Media Group - a major Kremlin-obedient TV and newspaper behemoth - with a salary of almost £8 million a year.

The pair have been pictured together on several occasions, and investigations by the Anti-Corruption Foundation, set up by jailed Putin opponent Alexei Navalny, revealed several Russian oligarchs have inexplicably bestowed gifts of property, money and other assets upon Kabaeva's family.

The former gymnast is seldom seen in public, but she was caught on video dancing at the 'Divine Grace' rhythmic gymnastics tournament in Moscow in December last year, mere weeks before Russia invaded Ukraine

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US wants to contain Russia and China, place you in quarantine for 50 years, until you go through another Yeltsin phase and they buy you out.

I mean, Baghdad weren't their main focus in the beginning as well. So we might see something similar here. All I know is that this whole invasion smells like shit and that both sides are corrupt and in on the bigger agenda.

Pretty much this, there is no sense in rolling tanks over more potato fields at this point, there is 5 big sieges to make + Donbass has ton of small and medium size cities to take.

Because ukraine voluntarily gave up sovereignty and became an american puppet state.

Z

>half of my ammo is imported from Tula, Russia because USA ammo producers are cunts
really? i thought those imports got fucked post 2014

HOUSE BOLTON HAS ENTERED MARIUPOL

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Our trick is to make you run out of petroleum and ammo before we do.

That most big western nations only have munitions for a week or so is all over the place over the last few years. Now remove a few thousand of those due to sending them to Ukraine.

Don't you know? Americans on average know 0.8 languages

*that we know off

Also, get your nigger missiles out of our country.

Why would it be wrong? Sounds like Russian propaganda.

Based, godspeed you glorious baker

Cheers.

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You WILL love Lain.

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Putinbros... it's over. Why didn't Putin pack supplies for more than a month?

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Great post

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All this misses is Russia

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Japan is one level above that. They have bidets.

Reminder to countries without bidets: you are the same as India in the eyes of bidet-having nations.

Belarus didn't fuck relations with their historic neighbor so they could guzzle American cum and import diverse trannies, so yes. Geopolitically, they have done nothing that would endanger their sovereignty.

I was talking about Poles invading, saw some clips earlier and read here that RU saboteurs tried blowing up some tower, is that true?