/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1124

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>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there

▶Livestreams
[YouTube] Ukraine Live Camera - Multiple View Points [Russian Invasion]

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Any
pastebin.com/0cMXsjUz
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/t0exnv.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
t.me/ukrainevids2022/115
files.catbox.moe/vgh9w2.mp4
youtu.be/dDq42XwKnqY
youtu.be/kjvokQG7e7I
youtu.be/HJnKdZDgY-Q
youtu.be/zcPGOlVLpGA
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youtu.be/1I8yIuKJ_Y0
youtu.be/o-jkOKpIqp0
youtu.be/xjWXh9O0FFI
files.catbox.moe/cq6e3i.mp4
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The Proletaricat sends his regards to /chug/! Not my creation, but I had to pretty him up a bit in order to fit the logo, because it is quite impossible to find the lower part of his body in high quality. I do not know how to art so I simply copy-pasted a lot of 6x6 cubes from the part that was in good quality.
I was not sure if I should do it, since the logo is not 8-bit, but I guess it turned out kinda nice.

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh

>Audio thread
Donbass militia soldier interviewed
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

>DNR tank/mortar action (Subtitled)
files.catbox.moe/t0exnv.mp4

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Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
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I'm like 98% Sure this tik tok soldier is dead.
t.me/ukrainevids2022/115

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Fuck Jannies.

‘Ate jews
‘Ate niggers
Not gonna support ukraine

Simple as

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Fresh Kino:
files.catbox.moe/vgh9w2.mp4

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Pretty good Ivan, will use!

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go back to somalia nigger, here we are a catholic land (despite the best efforts of republishits)

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Title edition
Z

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>gold toilet paper holders
Putinbros, how will we recover?

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I was forced to do this.
>German Cuisine

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>the sun

>there are people ITT who willingly shorten the length of their spaghetti

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Eat up.

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It's his gold, he can do what he wants with it.

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A toast to Azov. Based defenders of the white race and slayers of Chechen beasts. Bane of Putin Monke and stallers of the asiatic horde.

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Are the beans to your liking?

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>Invasion Themes
youtu.be/dDq42XwKnqY
youtu.be/kjvokQG7e7I
youtu.be/HJnKdZDgY-Q
youtu.be/zcPGOlVLpGA
>WW4 mix for time-traveling schizos
youtu.be/NMuuLMYJV5o
>Ukie War Cumpilation
youtu.be/c1Cjxq5OlEA
>Ukrainian Insurgency Theme
youtu.be/CUR3NzS2mHc
>Tanks ambushed
youtu.be/kzzT6MkSq2U
>World War 3 Mix
youtu.be/RNOBQdKMbl4
>Ukrainian band does COPE
youtu.be/1I8yIuKJ_Y0
>Ukrainians blow up russian tank
youtu.be/o-jkOKpIqp0
>Drone hits russian armored vehicle
youtu.be/xjWXh9O0FFI

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>the sun
i fucking hate that jewspaper so much

Bukhanka says: Akhmat Sila!

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fucking chocolate?

Azov Boulion is winning so much and so close to encircling Moscow, they are now blowing up and destroying the factories and entire remaining economy in Mariupol, so once the city is fully liberated from the Washington loyal terrorist group, civilians returning to the city wont have any place left to work.

if doubles i sign a contract with Russian Army

>furry

The only word I could understand was "Carrabba's" why can't they just speak English?

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Rate my salad, I tried to make it look like Ukrainian

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Needs more cheese

I was just in the other Ukraine thread for one minute and I couldn't take it and had to leave. It was not comfy at all. This thread is comfy.

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correct

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uh oh

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yes. i am eating beans right now (CHAD FACE.jpg)

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A toast to Azov. Based failures of the American Empire, slayers of innocent Ukrainian civilians. Bane of their own agenda due to their own incompetence. Slight delayer of the Russian liberators.

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spot on

Get signing, young man

Yes, I do that and eat it raw.

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gold plating is also retardedly cheap, you use next to no gold.
not news until its solid gold

cause it's neither italian nor english; it's macaroni.

tasty/would eat

Looks like a sheep more than a pig

Enjoy dying on the Kyiv front LMAO. I bet we'll get video of redditors pissing on your corpse.

Keep us updated

Hey Russians give me some examples of Russian cuisine. Stuff I could prepare at home or if I visit one of those eastern European shops that have popped up around Dublin what should I get/try? Never thought about it before but this whole conflict has sparked my interest.

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she is canonically dead

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I have to admit that the Sun always manages to make me laugh.

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God-speed, user.

STOP LARPING AS JAPANESE GIRLS YOU RETARDS

>Akhmat Sila
What does this phrase mean?

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Smoking in threes in a warzone. Zoomers, i can't even...

These missiles must've hit something by now, right?

numbers and nukes friday

Godspeed user

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DO IT.

oh no not again with beans

take your dashcam with you

This nigger doth ingest beans

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the chicken should have been double-fried and the fries could have used more salt fresh out of the frier.
t. american.

so close my fren

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Trip name now and proof tomorrow

you got 2 doubles in a row dude, kek wills it

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>LARP
kekked

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Akmat strong

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she's pretty

is dedovshchina real? post your MREs

>chechlens are executing azog
>allegedly
>flaying, even
>also, ellegedely
>and running over with tanks
>again, allegedly.
Z.

It's easy to see why this thing weighs a ton.

I've had enough of your coconut-niggardry.

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un capolavoro culinario

Hopefully they got moved.
Think a zoo in Zaporojie sent a couple animals to Romania already.
There were some news about Zoo XII Months in Demidov asking for a green corridor since they were running out of food for the animals.
Hopefully they manage to get it.
I don't care about the hohols, but the animals didn't do anything wrong.

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Akhmat (name of the chechen leader) is power.

files.catbox.moe/cq6e3i.mp4

10k dead dumbass russians lmao

It's over

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>Enjoy dying on the Kyiv front LMAO. I bet we'll get video of redditors pissing on your corpse.
Will it be one amongst the hundreds of dead redditors doing the filming?
>Kyiv
Imagine allowing the State Department to dictate the way you communicate. Basically mindrape. Very pathetic.

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Welp user, time to sign up.

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