/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1039

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>.ru forces slowly advance towards Krivyi Rih
>Smoke over .ru embassy in Poland
>Ukrainian counter-offensive against Russia near Kyiv - Makariv (Zhytomyr highway) retaken, potential anti-Russian cauldron forming
>Ammonia leak at Sumy factory after .ru strike
>.ua forces in Mariupol refuse .ru offer to surrender, skirmishes continue
>.ru missile hits shopping mall in Kyiv, killing 8; 4 military vehicles were parked in the area
>"Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say
>CCP ambassador to the US has said his country is not sending weapons to Russia for use in Ukraine, but he did not definitively rule out the possibility in the future
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'

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▶INTELLIGENCE
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odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html ( github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine )
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Reminder, when the count reaches 2000 Russian lines will collapse!
Russia - 1705, of which: destroyed: 827, damaged: 32, abandoned: 220, captured: 626

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Chugs are delusional and they wouldn't want to live in Russia if they ever experienced it.

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>Russia - 1705, of which: destroyed: 827, damaged: 32, abandoned: 220, captured: 626

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>Major Alexey Osokin, the commander of the VDV's 31st Air Assault Brigade's 1st battalion, was killed in Ukraine.

Does major count?
twitter.com/RALee85/status/1506387882512166925

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where does this idea come from actually that 2000 is some magic number, based on their stockpiles or what?

good hunting, stalker

ssup /uhg/

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its a 2 more weeks meme

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need eng subtitles

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>abandoned: 220

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the best way to deal with the chinese copy general is to pretend it doesn't exist
even I gave up on lurking for intel
nothing said there has any worth whatsoever

It's over for sure!, The walls are closing in on heckin Putin!

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>captured a bunch of girls
surprise surprise

I think that's too low. A general? Yes. A colonel? Yes. A ship captain? Yes. That's my limit.

How do we deal with chug question after the war is over?

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Dudes died in special operations conducted in ukraine teritory. Got funerals with military honors.

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Kek

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"a soldier has died" x100
"he was ___ years old" x100
"the funeral was at ____" x100

>nothing said there has any worth whatsoever

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Lmao

They didn't know they were going to invade in the first place. Some thought they were doing to do training, others were told it would be an anti-terror operation, the politically motivated ones expected to be greeted with flowers and bread.

Zelensky will gleefully throw every last Ukrainian into the meat grinder. Allow every last Ukrainian city to shelled. None of the refugees who left are ever coming back. The country will never be rebuilt. The country will be ruled by NATO-backed warlords for the foreseeable future. Ukraine is an American proxy war to inconvenience Russia. Zelensky will move to the US and retire as a billionaire once his role is completed. Russia will annex Donbass and the area in between Crimea to create a contiguous land bridge.

Enjoy your banter about random skirmishes in areas that are not even relevant to the ultimate outcome of the conflict.

>he was a gud boy he dindu nuffin he died so young denazifying fascist(((
over and over

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lmao

oh no it's over
On another note, Russia probably loses 60 soldiers every 30 minutes at Mariupol kek

wali is safe

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Thanks

>Poster says "two words"
>IVAN, CLEARLY SHE MEANS "NO WAR"
>YES IVAN2, TO THE GULAG HER!

>I support putin
>TO THE GULAG HER

I love this vid

We know you changed the date.

They'll probably join the 41% and kill themselves

Case and point, thank you
it will be if Russia breaks down, but normally, Putin kept it there to connect it to Russia's list of mini-sattelite states (which is why he needs Odessa), but at this point, it's very unlikely

Chug thinks oppression of rights and freedom is so BASED when Russia does it

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I'll check if the ovens are still operational in the "museum"

You're supposed to hold a picture of the hash of the latest bitcoin block if you wanna do a proof of life. It's very cool, very modern.

Plan trusted. Z predicted this.

Guys, the ghost of KYVYV just flew over my house carrying 200 dead russians!

Kek, this is sad. Hopefully we can save Russia, too.

Nigger

as funny as it is, it's much simpler(and logical)
they just get orders to detain and remove anyone making any kind of public assembly/statement, doesn't matter what

It still counts if they’re a commander of a unit, no matter the rank. Because that implies the unit is taking really heavy casualties.

I'm still not hearing anything about where these indications are coming from. POW's that have surrendered? All those captured? I'm saying the sample may be queered.

this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNebYfhUJME

>they thought they could hide from the mighty JAVELIN

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yeah also
surprised about the TRG 22
thought he used a Orsis t-5000
you're welcome, king, slay many orcs for me

>again with the date cope
delicious

Media is allowed to film, so it is a free country

They will have no choice but to leave all "flag" boards because russian flag is going to be changed to pure white.

haha
gotta check on a similar girl in Russia I know if she'll be free to take

>Russian military or police
>thinks
I don't think so

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alternative perspectives of that same kill

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So what exactly makes this operation so "special"?

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its funny that some westerness cant comprehend this was a norm in eastern europe during commie era

there are 800 of these arriving and likely thousands already of it and the stinger in Ukraine
I M A G I N E
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It's a Ukrainian vehicle lol.

Reminder that Leafs and Aussies tend to have very high chink populations in their major cities, so if you see one seething about the west they're likely Chinese expats lol

There is something REALLY aesthetic about professionally trained 1st worlder sitting in front of classical slav invention called "CARPET ON THE WALL"

Better to be dead then red, vatnik.

He is safe, got some KOVER.

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Clownworld.

Their existence is suffering enough

He's in the middle of a war zone nigga.

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I'll allow you some time to explain to me how capturing 60 soldiers constitutes proof that you're winning a war, before I call you a dirty stupid fucking nigger.

Special needs generals

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>off by one

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Haze them every time they show up.

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>hello, comrade! I am Bill Billington, typical U.S. boy from State of Iowa. I think we should invade dirty breakaway state of Ukraine. Everyone in state (Iowa) think breakup of Soviet Union was greatest geopolitical catastrophe of 20th century

we need to make a bingo card for all the vatnik copes

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In a GTAV mod with filters on.

actually it looks like he's in a bedroom posing for a photographer

Lol

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Demand all of their cunny OC as reparations.

In Belarus it still is. Some people were never heard from again, few were found executed.

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It already exists
Courtesy of /k/

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Source on that?

Hey, I know it's sad Russians lost McDonald's, but at least they can still get Putin VatNuggets. Here's how they're made.

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Like paraolympics. Participants

They're actually sending 2000 of them :)

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For real thou, how many foreign volunteers will come back home and start talking about "carpets on the wall" after this war is over?

You see, Ivan, they are "breaking conditioning and frame." Each thread, each general is a long march of dead Ivans, yes, Ivan? So if instead you see Ukrainian of capture, it produces a state of shock through two truths held in common. Cognitive dissonance arises. Do this enough times and the mind becomes malleable. Then all is well, all is well. The two truths are held in common in the jelly-brain and you can proceed to the next truth: Russia is then capturing hundreds, nay, thousands, no, MILLIONS of Ukrainians every second. A perma-capture across infinite time.

Soon you will see this truth, you see, Ivan.

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ohh, it's too beautiful

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Russia is a joke

>surprised about the TRG 22
When sniping Russians, true gentlemen use Finnish rifles. Traditions.

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Translating
Ivan is a donkey
Fuck you
Glory to Ukraine!

oyyyyyy more dead gentiles im finna coooooooom

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Is that a fucking btr-40?

yes but i am not shocked about it at all, same with russia. i knew all along that they are still like that while some westerness seems surprised

So which is going to be destroyed first? /chug/'s hymen or Mariupol?

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muh dik
can't wait for the footage
please include a lot of gore
I meant using TRG 22 instead of TRG 42
I guess he doesn't need to care about armor because kremlin can't afford any

make screenshots of the most braindead opinions right now to then post them nonstop until these people leave Any Forums

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Our Russian friends might suspect I repost these to demoralize, but more than anything I find them funny and informative.

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>iron sight mosin me 1x1 scrub

Putin loves sending young white men to die in a useless war

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> #Ukraine: The Ukrainians captured an AK-12, funnily enough with the 1P87 optic the wrong way around.
Where’s ASB Military to explain this one?
>optics don’t need to be installed the right way around to work!
Probably

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/k/ are pro-ukies?
No fucking way. Thank God those based bad motherfuckers are simping with us.

trick question
trannies have no hymens

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laugh at them

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based simo 'orcslayer' hayha enjoyer

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Pentagon assessment Russian forces reduced 10% by kills and frostbite, effectiveness declining

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> the 1P87 optic the wrong way around
this is just nigger-tier at this point

Unencrypted radios.

Where did this one happen again?

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We need to carpet bomb Russia. I am certain their nukes are a paper tiger.. and if they are real oh well. we lose a couple liberal cities. boo hoo

video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1506308085945622528/pu/vid/848x480/kQlweVYqPtZPG_Qg.mp4?tag=12
Russia threats video

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>Russians cry about their bad morale over the radio
Dubious. Traitors and "disinformationists" get the bullet now.

/k/ is just laughing at difference between Usa (1st army in the world) and what was supposed to be 2nd army in the world (russia, lol)

shouldn't ruskies be buffed by cold, or does that require vodka infusement?
interesting report

I want those news ladies to urinate on my benis.

I'm seriously worried that because of russhtia's incompetence will make monkey use chem weapons

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>Where did this one happen again?
Viet fucking nam, 1969

a fucking maxim gun

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Wait, who could be the sneaky boys who gave Ukies all this armor-raping ammo?

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well they technicaly have to dilate because of adhesions, maybe that can be considered hymen?

>Sniper "Wali" from Canada released a new photo of himself and stated that he is still alive and in #Kyiv/#Kiev currently

russtrannies...I don't feel so good

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using the most advanced rockets in the world is UNFAIR
hahahahhahahahahahahahh
hahhahahahah

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the US hasnt fought an equal enemy since ww2
bombing goat herders (and still losing) isnt a military achievement

nhentai.net/g/375240/

>Twitter video, no tweet
Fess up, did you get this from the Lincoln Project?

uhhhh azov sisters...

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Ural truck I think

>Any Forums always right
So we're to having a fascism. But it sounds tarnished to say it. (Or not?)

>affordable leasing options

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>video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1506308085945622528/pu/vid/848x480/kQlweVYqPtZPG_Qg.mp4?tag=12
Why does Russia want more clay if it cant properly use the one it currently owns?

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First actual pocket of this war and it's Russians who are caught in it holy shit.

the russian offense basically collapsed then

Around Kiev if I remember well. West? Maybe south-west?

Believe what you want.

>using the most advanced rockets in the world is UNFAIR
What orange-scented bitch said that?

Is something happening on Polish-Belarusian border? Belarus truck drivers posted tiktok videos with american army vehicles moving to the border.

>nexta

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They truly did have the potential to be the 2nd best army but they just had to steal everything and promote the most retarded yesmen

And yet Russia’s offensives have stalled to an almost standstill. How was this prediction wrong?

Poor kid, he knows

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Well mariupol is actually in cauldron, but it turned out to be some kind of reverse cauldron by Azov.

>Steal a VPN for a second chance
>But you will never become a man
>My gore folder makes me stronger
>In a life that craves the hunger
>A Freedom and a quest for life
>Until the end of russian lives

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Well we're seeing the collapse live so they were right

huh? you mean the kinzhal missile?
it didn't change the strategic situation at all, in fact it didn't have any effect on the battlefield
>most advanced rockets
oh c'mon
aircraft launched missiles are inferior ro Chinese hypersonic missiles
CIA aren't trying to steal Russian tech for a reason lmao

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It literally did.

If now Portugal and I agree about this '''Z'''...

Jeez what to do to start the real revolution? See what I said in all directly previous threads

Why is it tarnished, to do what will actually solve it? Or either tell me why it wouldn't.

also source
tiktok.com/@sashachiz

It's not a matter of belief, I'm just not seeing an example.

HE HAДO ШУTИTЬ C BOЙHOЙ

files.catbox.moe/ad5kge.mp4

>Russian embassy in Kyiv
aren't we broke direct diplomacy and communicated via Belarus?
anybody can provide more info i haven't followed such details
CAN ANYBODY ANSWER?

a week or two stuck out in the cold in a stalled convoy with no supplies and in a freezing tank, getting burned alive at random intervals, does wonders for troop morale

Putin needs to kiss some more icons so Jesus will help him slaughter more women and children

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Domestic produce. Just like the vehicle itself.

Dear Azov, reminder, if you wan to parade seething Russian POW's trough the streets of Kiew, you actually need to leave at least some alive. Thank you for your attention.

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photo already posted
using finnish sniper for maximum zozzles

>2nd most powerful military in the world

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It's in their DNA
They see functioning clay and think if they take it it keeps functioning. But no, it turns to shit under their rule.
"The Soviet soldiers who arrived in Estonia were deeply amazed at the unusual standard of living and the abundance of goods that were not in line with the Soviet propaganda they had heard so far. They publicly asked how long the Estonian government would be able to sustain the exhibition and when it would end [2] . Numerous descriptions are known of the cultural conflicts and inexperience of Soviet soldiers in using objects unfamiliar to them (such as toilets)."

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Cauldron is when advancing forces get cut off and surrounded in the field. When forces are staying on fortified positions, it's a siege.

It's not about fascism at all. Russia has been a cancer on Europe since forever. Sadly, most people, especially Westerners, don't know this, they don't know European history. So that's why they think it's a battle of ideologies, while in reality it's pragmatism: Russia made entire eastern and central Europe into a shithole, no one wants to go back under their dominion.

Also, pic related.

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kremlinbots do not have a right to gloat until Mariupol is captured
this is beyond embarrassing

F to pay respects

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what level of copium is that?

As much I like my Russian e-girls, this is just sad.

Pole blockade the border for days now, they don't let trucks trough to Belarus. Truck drivers are seething .

define alive