/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1038

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>.ru forces slowly advance towards Krivyi Rih
>Smoke over .ru embassy in Poland
>Ukrainian counter-offensive against Russia near Kyiv - Makariv (Zhytomyr highway) retaken, potential anti-Russian cauldron forming
>Ammonia leak at Sumy factory after .ru strike
>.ua forces in Mariupol refuse .ru offer to surrender, skirmishes continue
>.ru missile hits shopping mall in Kyiv, killing 8; 4 military vehicles were parked in the area
>"Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say
>CCP ambassador to the US has said his country is not sending weapons to Russia for use in Ukraine, but he did not definitively rule out the possibility in the future
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'

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▶INTELLIGENCE
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odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html ( github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine )
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Other urls found in this thread:

epravda.com.ua/news/2022/03/22/684461/
google.com/finance/quote/USD-RUB?window=YTD
twitter.com/NeilPHauer/status/1506380272081809409
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1506331299572817926
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1503060311825436677
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1502647245736394754
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1502285390262251524
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1498564594259869697
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1505638945580793866
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1506369070517661699?cxt=HHwWhsC5zYis2ecpAAAA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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/CERTIFIED 4 BGC/

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I want Zelenskyy to suck me off

Putin-sama....I kneel

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I must shit but I have no toilet

Skulls for the skull throne

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>Hohols ready for the co- ACK!

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What from China? That's where they get a lot of their stuff from now anyway, look at the consequences tyres that explode, military radios that don't work.

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Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?

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>You National Socialist Communist Fascists?
Wot the hell are we doing now in Ukraine

wtf i love putler now

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Odessa is a Russian city

daily reminder Putin fucks kids

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Russia is a fucking laughing stock.

Reposting fun fact about russian medkits.
So basically the only individual medkit availible is AИ-3 BC. Fun fact 1 - it’s still using Esmarkhs gauze like cavemen. But that’s not as intersting.
The interesting fact is that it’s supposed to have promedol as pain reliever. But it’s only put in these kits in official war time by doctrine (since it’s basically a drug you can get very high on)
Get it? Since there is no official war russian soldiers DONT FUCKING HAVE PAINKILLERS IN THEIR MEDKITS.
>yfw getting shot
>yfw bleeding out because the gauze is from 19th century
>yfw in horrible pain because it’s not a war it”s a special operation.

>tfw i temporary lost access to my 2gb Miruko folder
I will probably try to use some teamviewer to upload it on cloud somewhere

>Why do they always send the poor?
Why are you poor?

Guys i feel cheated. Before war all our propagandist shown videos of how mighty ukr army is, how we have anit ship missiles, southands long rage missiles, army trainings about how we can shoot down cruise missiles.
Now it turned out to be hoax. And in reality all we have is alot of patriotic man with rpgs and aks and some west gear. And russian army only stalls cause of its own incompetence.
I feel very cheated. If i knew how bad things are i would have escaped from ukraine long time ago. Now i stuck hear cause males forbidden to flee, im a prisoner in my own country. With a death sentence over my head. And i have chance to survive only if my executioner(russia) will run out of bullets.

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how the fuck was he 20? He looks 14 in both photo on the left and his id photo

Reminder:
You can buy Ukrainian military bonds (11% profit per year) to support UA army and not to lose money:
epravda.com.ua/news/2022/03/22/684461/

>Ukraine: Another 2S9 Nona self-propelled 120mm mortar system was captured by Ukrainian forces, and towed away for future use.

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ssup /uhg/

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Why is everyone so desperate to attribute these outdated 20th century ideologies to this current conflict? Are people just brainlets?

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So you're conceding that Russia invaded Russia during the winter?

>Russians burning documents in the Polish embassy

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Its probably some picture from his zoomer social media, remember two years ago pre coof he would of been at school.

Your gay jewish president thanks you for your service.

You died so he could flee to poland.

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It's spring now

Russians don't feel pain so they don't need any painkillers

condolences to whoever's sister kermitposter ends up buying
I'm gonna get me a nice devushka to cook salo for me while signing the yook anthem
that's enough revenge for me

But its to f

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11% is pretty darn good, might consider in a month o if it seems like the war is stalling or going well for them for a longer amount of time

I have couple 3D thot ones

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It’s dark and I won’t see shit there
Otherwise would go and post pics

What is the credit rating on those, and can foreigners buy any?

hi

told ya wagner are sissy weak shits
all show and no balls, so much for getting russian MoD training
some of them are former GRU but they act just like African grunts in Africa

>that woman on the left
hmmmm probably not her thou

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Like people want it to

(Somehow this view is tarnished. As the majority doesn't seem to want to realise this)

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>Are people just brainlets?
Unironically yes. The loss of critical thinking has gradually led us to this point.

Found this image floating around. Is that a young Zelensky?

As a footfag that is pretty hot desu. I wish a girl would do that to me.

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vatniks btfo

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Why is ruble rollercoasting? Something about quirks of trade?

google.com/finance/quote/USD-RUB?window=YTD

Zelensky sold out your country and will gleefully throw every last one if you into the meat grinder for no reason other than western propaganda. How will allow every last one of your cities to be shelled. None of the refugees who left will ever return. Your country will be ruled by militia warlords and bandits. Zelensky will move to the US to retire from politics after receiving the fattest paycheck you've ever seen from the US state department for selling you all out.

Ukraine is done and it doesn't even really matter what happens going forward.

Thats an act of war!

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нaпиши "пaляниця" aнглiйcькими лiтepaми

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Many of their dead and some of the captured can be seen with blood soaked sleeves. Do they even know how to do first aid?

why?

>alot of patriotic man with rpgs and aks
sounds like you've got all you need

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Pain not real, its just in your head

It sure wasn't when Russia invaded Ukraine.

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March? wasn't it february?

>Chechen Sheikh Mansur battalion fighting Russian forces near Kyiv
Video: twitter.com/NeilPHauer/status/1506380272081809409

based SOAD fan

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It means they fear they're going to be kicked out very soon.

called it again ahahaha

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More sanctions are going to be announced by the West on Thursday once Western leaders have met at the NATO summit.

Its probably going to be an oil and gas embargo, blockade of Russian ships from Western ports, potentially blocking them from strategic sea access like the Suez, Panama Canal, Straits of Gibraltar.

That will mean the severing of Western-Russian diplomatic relations.

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Here, let me give you some fresh material
In his unfunny comedy "Rzhevsky vs Napoleon" Zelensky was trying to fuck tranny.
I am sure you can find some dank frames there.

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can see rust from a fucking drone LMAO

>I wish a girl would do that to me.

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Odessa remains a russian city even if I don't know if it will be liberated. It's possible though

That is interesting. Not a Any Forumsfag so IDK.

Hmm?

Don't forget America is going to sanction China, and India, and Israel and everyone! SANCTIONS FOR EVERYONE! NO MORE NETFLIX FOR YOU!!!

The funny part is that most of this could apply to Putin, Russia, and China respectively.

I still haven't figured out how the fuck to do it through oщaд, it's some complicated kiked up procedure
Might have to get to a bank personally tomorrow

those chechens fighting with Ukies are quality troops, 2nd chechen war veterans, unlike the instathot chechens, they actually do some nice damage
but they are too few to make that much of a different

I came here to post this, but the one you linked is the short version. Here's the full version: twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1506331299572817926

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UPDATE FROM THE GREEK VOLUNTEER
>they scouted a place for an ambush of resupply trucks
>next day they went to the place
>6 of them got spotted
>insted of the resupply trucks 4 loaded with soldiers bmp3 pass from them
>the AT guys were fresh trained
>THEY MISS JAVELIN nlaw and rpg bounces off
>insted off stopping and figting them bmps just speed up and run away
>2 standing on the bmps injured from rifle fire

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Probably leaving / will be kicked out soon and they are destroying some KGB material just in case, and yes I know it's no longer called KGB

Russia's central bank is dissolving dolars

You're in a war and this guy repels your invasion - what do you do?

we want to change the constitution to allow for confiscation of Russian property by the state and our gov wants to confiscate their embassy building because they never paid for it or regulated its legal status after the fall of USSR

how bad are kadyrovs chechens?

Simplification is easier. And hottentot morality is the name of the game.
Their terrorists, our freedom fighters.
Their spies, our special services.
Their warcrimes, our special operation.
Their pathetic beliefs, our glorious faith.
Their dictator, our leader.
Etc etc.

>while 20,000 russian soldiers are in the process of being encircled, 70ish militia troops were captured somewhere
This isnt the own you think it is

Standard operating procudure if your consolate or facility risks capture destroy all classified documents.

they opened today just to do some bonds shit then shut it down after like an hour.

At least Russia is fighting for Russian interests, while Zelensky is treating Ukraine as a disposable prostitute for American interests.

Meanwhile Russia and China is under no threat of actual invasion.

volume near zero, heavy manipulation such as forcing corporations to sell their fx reserves. Either way nobody in russia can buy it at these rates

got an early scoop about the polish embassy thing two threads ago

Overall so far 5 wagnercucks are known to be BTFO'd
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1503060311825436677
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1502647245736394754
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1502285390262251524
twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1498564594259869697

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isnt it weird that no helmets and he is standing in the middle of nothing, reloading RPG while standing. seems like suicide squad

Today's German lesson: "Volltreffer" (noun; literally "full hit", equivalent: critical hit)

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but is it real scenario?

>still shlicking to meme expats popular among edgy kids 20 years ago
Wew.

Beg Syria and Libya for mercs?

wtf is this shit ? who shoot at who ? who are this A-team ?

>March? wasn't it february?
Nah just some desperate shill edited the picture in order to cope. It's fresh from today. There are videos floating around on all telegram channels.

Stop coping. Ukrainian MOD is saying that they have no ability to make a counter-offensive.

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>Meanwhile Russia and China is under no threat of actual invasion.
when were they?

Ah thanks, what does RURU stand for?

according to Russian COs
>don't listen to orders
>rush to objectives
>don't use coverfire
>spray and pray
>no DMR role
>can't hold position
>instawhores (pics every 10 minutes)
>use fortified civilian cars
>never have enough ammo

These guys have likely been fighting for longer than most people on Any Forums have been alive, I imagine at some point you stop giving a shit and put your faith in Allah to protect you.

god protects them

>insted off stopping and figting them bmps just speed up and run away
I believe that.

And this twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1505638945580793866

No shit they are begging others to join now

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reading comprehension, meat shield.

This is my favorite thread, it feels like home.
I remember seeing two cute ukrainian girls on tv, taking photos of themselves, it was a news report before the war, and these girls were in kiev. They were filmed in the city for like 5 seconds, they were happy enjoying life being young and beautiful.
The thought that the mongol orcs killed them or chased them away breaks my heart.

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It's essentially all state-controlled at this point, rus central bank banned forex for citizens early in the conflict, confiscated 80% of foreign currency savings and demands some %(don't remember) of foreign currency profit for all rus exporter companies to be forced-exchanged into rouble

It was pro-russian until Russia invaded, m8. Now they're fortifying against Russian aggression and it's going to be glorious when Russia tries to take it.
Assuming the vatniks manage to get that far, of course.

and here's footage to educate russkies on how it looks like from the perspective of an army that isn't running out of ammunition.

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>Russia is fighting for Russian interests
Lmao. I can't see a single thing that Russians would benefit from. Their overlords like to burn them though

Russia to Russia as opposed to RUPL and PLRU
means internal documenst are being purged

>insted off stopping and figting them bmps just speed up and run away
Considering armor is fucking blind I would consider that best course of action. And deploy smoke as well.

We will take care of them

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The answer is unironically - no. The only training they receive is “tie above the wound tightly and drag yourself to someone who can help”.
Ffs the hemostatic powder costs almost nothing! There are 7th gen tournkets around freely availible! No, 2nd army in the world will be using an invention from 1870 if anything.

Straw that breaks camel back

>polack is retarded
stick to posting article 5 memes

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>killed them
no orcs in Kyiv yet, probably left by now tho

Ah ok, I wonder if this will be replicated at their embassies in London and Washington then?

Though likely they have more secure disposal systems.

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firefight, Mariupol?

conscript cope convoy
I think they were sufficiently drunk so they didn't feel the shockwave and shrapnel right next to their naked faces when the RPG exploded. praise the miracles of vodka amirite

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>they were happy enjoying life

ye. prewar ukraine was very happy place. thats one of the reasons i didnt escaped. i was very comfy and didnt know how bad things are with our army being fulled by our propaganda that our army is very mighty "strongest in europe"

So they're testing the waters? I'm not a finance guy so was it positive or negative for them?

lol. sounds like some isis militants

keeping poland in poland borders is gonna be harder than keeping russians in russian border

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true
yooks don't exactly have the leeway to be picky about help
the 100 drone packages are also a big weclome
loitering munitions are OP

Anyone who uses the a term derived from fascisme is automatically a clown.
They’ve been infected the IQ lowering equivalent of Memetic AIDS, Italian strain.

Then why are the Ukrainians pushing the russians back on Highway E40

Press Z to support Putin and the holy crusade against western degeneracy.

based liar

lmao