A $50K enlistment bonus goes a long way

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I like how they are suddenly trying to make the military not look like a gay pozzed waste of time no white man should ever serve after embarrassing the fuck out of themselves

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>literally chose your character
Lmao at all the retarded zoomers they're going to enlist with an appeal to video games

Can you asnwer my question about Air Force ?

You know it's getting bad when the propaganda department has to throttle back on the woke bullshit

The spacing kek 10/10 user

You are an American uniformed member claiming NATO member Americans are killing Russians?

i’d rather join the azov regiment than your nigger infested tranny army.

Is that a movie? A video game? Satire? Reality? I cannot tell anymore

The Army told me at twenty that my mental health history disqualified me from service. If I wasn't goid enough then, I'm not now.

You've got to be fucking joking, but more likely, you're just fucking retarded.
Also you forgot to add 'Tranny Commander" and "Buttfucker Brigade" to your list, remember you've gotta be inclusive

> gamers
this has always been their target audience
lack of skills? check
greater willingness to risk life? check
needs cash money? check
doesn't have a gf or IRL friends so going off to bootcamp and beyond won't be a big deal? check
family wants to get rid of them anyway? check

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This one is me

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Please please please stick to the trannies and homos. You do not want any Any Forums users to join the military. They would turn any enemy, the US. govt. and themselves into toast within 2 months.

Instead just train more Ukrainians or go into US. schools and give the children a perspective, they deserve it more than us.

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Gamers are only usable as suicide squad shock troops or suicidal special forces or suicide light infantry force recon

I do not need to be an American citizen to join, right?

Fucking kill yourself

top left looking like he's trying to kill whoever he's ordered to

This is why i don't ask for vet discounts anymore, would be less embarasing asking for to pay for stuff with a blowjob behind arby's.

>50k bonus
>Locked into fixed pay schedule as inflation runs rampant
At least boomers will pretend to honor your SACRIFICE by posting gay Veterans day meme. Anyone who joins the military at this point are like the late Roman legions whose over printed Denarius wages was worth less than just fucking off with their gear.

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>>paycheck goes from 27k a year to 37k a year
minimum wage to protect boomers and jews
wew

>Everyone is a woman or nonwhite

Golly gee I sure do want to get killed in a pointless war to preserve the power of the people who did this to my country.

Fuck this shit, I ain't dying for Globohomo.

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Just a green card. But then it’s an easy path to citizenship.

but I don't live in the US

Dont do it, its not worth it!
The people here are so desensitized, they would mow down fifty Syrian children using continuous fire from a 30mm autocannon with a smile.

I myself would volunteer for dropping thermonuclear munitions on Moscow on a one-way trip like the VDV at this point.

Stick with the chairforce furries instead please!

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You only need a green card to enlist.

Lol I feel that. I haven't even talked about my time in the Army once in the last 3 years easily.

With how shitty most veterans lives end up and how common it is for the average person to know one personally it's amazing to me they still bother with advertising.

IDK certain types might have the basic skills and comprehension on how to operate certain military equipment
But that's mainly vehicle based, videogames can't train infantry skills besides mabye training finding out what is a good vantage point

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I don't have one of those

Anyone else buy/find old war medals and other military crap and destroy it? My favorite one to destroy was an old WW2 medal with Lady "liberty" standing on a Stahlhelm.

>CHOOSE YOUR CLASS

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golems are worth every shekel

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>$50k enlistment bonus
Life is cheap these days. What the fuck? We really are a third world country.

Valve did it better

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The jew needs goys to fill body bags.

Sorry, still not going to apply (for the military).
I'm just not going to do it, is all!

you see all those Russian and Ukrainian carcasses. That could be you and you will 50,000$.

It's not worth it. You won't even be fighting for your country.

Why though?

They aren’t interested I straight white males anyways. They can go find more trannies.

notice how knife faces white man