/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1035 (formerly #1034)

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>Ukrainian counter-offensive against Russia near Kyiv - Makariv (Zhytomyr highway) retaken, potential anti-Russian cauldron forming
>Ammonia leak at Sumy factory after .ru strike
>.ua forces in Mariupol refuse .ru offer to surrender, skirmishes continue
>.ru missile hits shopping mall in Kyiv, killing 8; 4 military vehicles were parked in the area
>"Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say
>CCP ambassador to the US has said his country is not sending weapons to Russia for use in Ukraine, but he did not definitively rule out the possibility in the future
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'

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▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 ( .ru state source as of 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers died in Ukraine and 16,153 were injured )
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html ( github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine )
twitter.com/Skawtish
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twitter.com/Militarylandnet

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Other urls found in this thread:

streamable.com/rdb2d8
defence-blog.com/russian-soldier-surrendered-his-tank-to-ukrainian-army/
cissm.umd.edu/sites/default/files/2021-10/NonProliferationReview_False allegations of biological weapons use from Putin s Russia.pdf
twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/150502782256963174
youtube.com/watch?v=LSpEd7XI1Fg
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1506344805617614855
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1506356289152167936
americanfuturist.net/contrarianism-the-cancer-of-our-movement/
americanfuturist.net/on-ukraine/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

PLEASE STOP MONKE MEME NAO!

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hes gone banan!

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chechens (the good ones) destroying russhit crap
streamable.com/rdb2d8

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>no monke face

The macaque variant has arisen

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more shit captured from russoids

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Sounds like Belarus is moving into Ukraine.
Sounds like Poland is moving into Ukraine.
Sounds like shit is about to really hit the fan.

kek

>DAY 27
>BANAN NOT RETRIEVED YET

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>russian chechens
>glorified TikTok ethots

>Ukraininan chechens
>literally walking death machines

Cool plan Vlad, cant wait to see the next step

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Is Russia's history of corruption tied to the fact they were so close to the Byzantine/Roman empire? I mean they were terribly corrupt, which is why Spanish/Portugese colonies/countries became so corrupt

/chug/ are literally gay for chechens

god please, yes

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Have a meme before a go to bed

Stay safe ukrainianons. You too, polanons.

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I can tell a Vatnik made this. I don't know why, but it just feels Russian.

Which one, user, this one?

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Nuclear cleansing soon.

because of "BBC" in filename

WW3 soon fellow Any Forumstards

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defence-blog.com/russian-soldier-surrendered-his-tank-to-ukrainian-army/

>Russian soldier surrendered his tank voluntarily to Ukraine’s forces, which saved his life, according to advisor at the Ukrainian Ministry of Internal Affairs Victor Andrusiv.

>“Misha [Russian soldier] received a very comfortable environment. He will also receive $10,000 after the war is over and possibly apply for citizenship,” said Andrusiv.

GJ misha

Sounds like Belarus is dying
Sounds like the world is dying
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Not Russian, homo

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>Russia never really had propaganda going on since the Soviet Union fell.
That's incredibly fucking wrong. From buffing its image to flat-out lying about biological programs, they've been at this since 2000 at the very least.
cissm.umd.edu/sites/default/files/2021-10/NonProliferationReview_False allegations of biological weapons use from Putin s Russia.pdf

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Witnessed

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oh fugg, its ogre

>homo

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>zolotov doesn't even need to be shopped

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DO IT ALREADY! THIS FUCKING EDGING IS KILLING ME AAAAA!

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heh, shouting Allahu Akbar constantly while fighting really is godmode isn't it.

Good for him. Hope he has a comfortable stay and fucks endless bitches using the parties he can afford with $10K.

TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL ALL OF UKRAINE SURRENDERS

Smartest Russian in the world

Belarus geting in won't change shit. Just more meat for the meat grinder.

Jesus those guys haven't even heard what fear is

kek

He's an irl brainlet meme

seems pretty slavic to me. why would an actual brit even give a shit?

why does poland want a piece of russia so bad?

>new user entered the chat
>dzien dobry

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Earlier Russia captured one old Spanish RPG and held a press conference about it

The putin rally was fake as fuck
twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/150502782256963174

Where did all those cruise missiles hit?

This makes no sense unless the have actual mobilized troops at the border and they don't and that would be useless in case of missile attack or bombing (not to mention it would lead to open war with NATO) and the ambassadors are still in Warsaw. It comes right after we got the reports that Russians will be threatning to use nuclear weapons. It's a trick.

WWII

Oh oh.

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The RPG guy is a legend

> just two more weeks and we will take Kiev!

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Nigger that link glows

>Belarus
they will make Italy in WW2 look like brilliant military masterminds.
Cadorna was playing 4d chess compared to the hijinks the Belarusians will get up to

I hear local Ukrainians started hunting down Russian stragglers and convoys for sport in the unsecured Hinterland. They call it "going on Safari".

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I can't tell which planet this is. Ben should have marked it.

They want to restore the PLC

What do we need the world for if Russia is allowed to be in it?

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Can a memefag meme this goofy looking russoid (not that he needs it)

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It sounds a whole lot different when combined with actual fighting prowess.

to be fair, they're #2 or #3 on the chopping block after ukraine is finished.

Everything about it was fake

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>TWEET HAS BEEN DELETED
RIP

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BREAKING
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Smoke is rising from the building of the Russian embassy in Poland. Allegedly, the diplomats are burning the documents.
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Why do all the MIGAtards have their tongues so far up Putin's anus?

Please PLEASE

everything about russhitia is a joke - theyr crappy vehicles, underage soldiers, clown-tier logistics. All they can do is to bombard defenceless citizens from a far distance. Stay strong brother. Slava Ukraini!

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>homo
so russian

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This whole thing is bananas. Watching the Russians monkey around has really aped my expectations. They'll never simian the will to conquer the country. Expect years of Gorilla warfare that will Baboon out of control. I would have Gibbon up on the whole thing by now.

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lol they're not even gonna finish ukraine. this is literally like hitler being bogged down with britain and france and declaring war on russia

Oh well, Turkey will have to carry the torch after everyone else dies off.

CLASS OF 3000, SING!
youtube.com/watch?v=LSpEd7XI1Fg

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is Poland's military better than Ukraine's?

Poland should go a step further and burn the diplomats

I don't know if I've ever heard the phrase
>winning is the best
in my life before, it seems very ESL, kind of childish?
I think most ways a native would say it would be more poetic (e.g. something about the sweet taste of victory)

Based

Those who think themselves immune to propaganda are its biggest victims.

is there anything better then seeing meme you made be reposted?

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We'll find out soon

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No. But still capable.

How about pootin monke demon?

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1)we hate them
2)they hate us
3)who doesn't want a piece of russia?

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It's mostly about being contrarian at this point, I think.

>Smoke can be seen coming from the Russian Embassy in the Polish Capital City of Warsaw, there are claims that Russian Diplomats are burning documents, the same thing was done at the Russian Embassy in the Ukrainian Capital City of Kyiv right before the Invasion of February 24th.
>This does not mean that Russian is Preparing to Invade Poland but it may be a sign that Russian Diplomats may be Preparing to leave the Country for some reason.
twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1506344805617614855

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Winged Hussars vs Step Cossacks
LETS GO BOYS

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Way better. Probably wouldn't even need article 5 to cream Russia given the situation in Ukraine.

Indeed kek.
But the general structure of the meme also feels and looks Russian.
In western memes zooms on animal faces is quite rare, even during the advice animals period, while in Russia they are bread and butter.

>Ukraininan chechens
>literally walking death machines
Dunno about death machines, but they have fought Russia every chance they got, no matter the odds, no matter where, for decades now. That alone deserves respect. Far more so than their gay cousins from Kadyrov's homo cabal, who only bully civilians and their own countrymen.

I assume there are two conflicting claims as to the death toll at this point, ranging from "peaceful liberation" to "gorillion". numerically what are they? and how many are expected to die altogether? For some reason I've been thinking 80k, but I really don't know why.

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Russia is speedrunnining the fall of Third Reich re-enactment

>is Poland's military better than Ukraine's?
Who cares?
>is Poland's military better than Russia's?
Fuck yeah it is.

Who wore it better?

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Both are very well trained, Polish have better equipment while Ukraine has more equipment.

eh, maybe. I'm predicting a protracted engagement that spans decades. either that or putin loses his goddamn mind really soon here.

At this point I'm starting to thinks there a sourate about standing in open ground shooting RPGs, they do it all the time

Okay remember i posted about what next after jihadis?
>Satan worshipping mercenaries are fighting on the Ukranian side.

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>$500,000 for a helicopter
>$10,000 for a tank

why does the airforce always get the perks.

starting with winter invasion
checks out

G L O W N I G G E R

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1k tanks and out of them they have 250 modern variants of abrams
they lack in airforce though i think

whats that fag kady have to say about these guys?

>the diplomats are burning the documents.
Na, just flat out broke and can't pay the gas bill for heating.

Wasn't aware homo was a nation but at least you are honest with what you are.

Z

Death to nazis, death to Ukraine

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>.ua
>.ru
Can you just say Russian and Ukraine you stupid fucking queer

Yeah, the bastards found a way to skip the two obligatory occupations

I honestly have no idea at this point.
Ukraine has a lot of veterans because of the last 8 years, that's for sure. Our tanks are mostly old and useless.

Are u guys posting this shit while deployed out in the field?

This would be the perfect moment to invade Russia and overthrow jewtin innit? Because they're busy with banan

>s-s-satanists!
Russia exhausted all the recent scares, now pulling shit straight out of the 1980's

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It's planet Earth, that's obvious.

>Oleshky forest is on fire (south of UA, occupied)
twitter.com/loogunda/status/1506356289152167936

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theres literally no local info about the smoke or shit

They have an airforce for one

Yes sister, go get em'!
Death to all nazis!

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Ukraine needs aircraft more than it needs tanks, though both are appreciated.

Russia is gay

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Nothing ever happens

Thats Cossacks, kek I played that like mad back in the day!

Mariupol night ops cleaning azov scum

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Reports of Russian soldiers getting frostbite in Ukraine because of inadequate winter gear

>doesn't even attempt to address azov
it seems your labors were in vain...

wait a minute
>kaliningrad showing lots of heat signatures over the past week
>partisan happenings in belarus
>russian embassy now burning documents in poland
something is definitely happening. they may actually do it.

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Yeah, we got access to Western toys and we also have enough of our own new shit. Problem may be with the command, as many qualified officers went civilian after the change of government and they got replaced by Kaczyński's ass-lickers.

here comes the faggot lurking /k/ & Any Forums spamming the same shit

it's so tiresome, Ivan

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War is not a freeforall. They will we called if/when necessary.

americanfuturist.net/contrarianism-the-cancer-of-our-movement/
this article explains why /chug/ are retards
this is also another good article by the same people on similar topic:
americanfuturist.net/on-ukraine/

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I literally been send to train on poligon (since i am 4th wave)
5 hours of training per day, free to do what i want for the rest.
Might join ter defense but its kinda boring

>I am ... MONKE

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Better Trump than your prime minister monkey idiot Johnson and the reptilian queen and her vampire son.

This is from Syria years ago, and you are a bot.

I'm personally posting from my bathroom here in america :^)

Piotrek... fetch me a Spike

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That's exactly what molotovs are for. Ruskies laughed at civvies making them, but nobody ever planned to face russian battle formations with them.

What? Belarussian partisans or military?

why are you such faggots. did literally any single one of you frequent /sg/?

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It wouldn't be too smart of them to fight against two 40m countries at the same time when they are already losing against one.

It's true, can confirm
t. getting to headpat Satanchia for posting gored orcs

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railway sabotage.

Nice

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