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▶Latest >Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 >Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU >Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye >Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov >Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region >Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4 >Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4) >Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk >Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov >Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped >Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky >Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
Behold chuds, Biden will soonly deploy American troops in Russia and Russian girls will know real BBC.
Joshua Ward
FUCK RUSSIAN. AND FUCK SERBITCHIA IN PARTICULAR!
Jaxon Morales
/chug/ seem happy to ignore the fact that Ukraine has a history of consistently voting against Israel at the UN.
Zelensky compared the bombing of Ukraine to the Holocaust.
And the Israeli response to his requests for aid as his country fights off a Russian invasion. “I expected greater support”...
“I saw a nice picture of Jews wrapped in Ukraine flags by the Western Wall I did not feel that the Israeli prime minister is wrapped in our flag.”
Let's review some of Ukraine's UN votes. >Ukraine voted in favor of the UNRWA. 10 December 2020 >abstained from the militantly anti-Israel, "Report of the Special Committee to Investigate Israeli Practices Affecting the Human Rights of the Palestinian People and Other Arabs of the Occupied Territories" 27-Aug-2020 >voted in favour of the “Israeli settlements in the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, and the occupied Syrian Golan” 30/01/2020 >voted in favour of the “The occupied Syrian Golan” resolution. 22/06/2020
Instead, /chug/ pushes cringe nonsense that zelensky is funded by Israel.
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Oh no why didn't they want to show up for the weekly shame, blame & beg session?
Landon Jones
france still has more navy, air force and vehicles in the army. We just have more tanks but most are outdated shits and thanks to our retarded rulers we will operate M1A2 at the same time that we operate Leopards and the outdated soviet shit. (if you thought ruskis were retarded with their logistics)
>Within the first 24 hours of the Russian military operation in Ukraine, all Ukrainian Ground Radar Intercept capabilities were wiped out. Without those radars, the Ukrainian Air Force lost its ability to do air to air intercept.
>When a 24 mile (or 40 mile, depends on the news source) [column] was positioned north of Kiev for more than a week, it was clear thatUkraine’s ability to launch significant military operations had been eliminated. If their artillery was intact, then that column was easy pickings for massive destruction.
>The scale and scope of the Russian attack is remarkable. They captured territory in three weeks that is larger than the land mass of the United Kingdom.
>There is an air of desperation in Washington. Besides trying ban all things Russian, the Biden Administration is trying to bully China, India and Saudi Arabia. I do not see any of those countries falling into line.
>I am shocked at the miscalculation in thinking economic sanctions on Russia would bring them to their knees. The opposite is true.Russia is self-sufficient and is not dependent on imports. Its exports are critical to the economic well-being of the West.
>And this attempt to coerce Russia withsanctions has now made it very likely that the U.S. dollar’s role as the international reserve currency will show up in the dustbin of history.
>Bio–Larry C Johnson is a veteran of the CIA and the State Department’s Office of Counter Terrorism. He is the founder and managing partner of BERG Associates, which was established in 1998. Larry provided training to the US Military’s Special Operations community for 24 years.
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Levi Brown
Kind of get tired of glownigger talking points after they repeat themselves for the fourth week.
Zachary Wright
I cant tell yet if this one or the Libya excursion of the coalition of the willing was more of a flop.
discussing this shit with a family member today >did you know zelensky banned the political parties of his opponents? that's good, they have to be united at this point >did you know ethnic russians have been oppressed etc well they probably did something to deserve it >did you know Ukraine didn't keep their end of the Minsk agreement? why should they care about any agreement when russia just invaded them?
Parker Bell
You know what this place really needs? The thing that will allow it to be killed.
What about Finland? or UK?, they have good air shit and navy and they dont need army unless the fuck big. Spain also has somewhat decent shit in the navy and army
Can jews stop making threads for slavs screaming about de hitlering and de nazifiying eachother? These threads are the equivalent of the jew-vid 19 threads
Kayden Evans
>the people's support grew stronger Using a war for boosting your popularity is like a deal with the Devil. The beast of populism must be fed with enemy's blood or it will very quickly devour you instead.
Can anyone tell me what the fuck os going on or should I come back in 3 days? Uhg is circle jerking about an imminent Russian defeat, is there any truth there?
Similar here. People are just treating it like football where their team must always win and the other must always lose no matter what the score actually is
Levi Torres
Probably just cold. I heard Poland has trouble getting gas recently.
Fellas, I'm cutting hard (eating less than 1000-1500 kcal per day and doing a bit of cardio everyday as a 6'1 guy packing quite a bit of lean muscle mass), what are some good russian dishes I can try when I stard eating in a surplus once again to celebrate the coming victory over the globohomo puppets hohols?
Josiah Bell
Riding kot into battle would make a bull rider look like a punk. If you could handle the ride you'd be god tier. In any case, infantry would be shitting bricks.
Jaxson Bennett
Spagetti people getting ready to switch sides again
Considering how little of value can come of it and how from what I've heard having to put sanctions on Russia is not doing good things to the industrial sector I can't say I blame them.
Aaron Fisher
Wonder how the media will try to spin things when Russia wins and all the bad shit the Ukranian government and forces are doing spreads too far to stop? Its already leaking out despite their efforts.
At least this whole thing has been a chance for Russia to prove its claims and that they aren't the bad guy and full of monsters as everyone claimed. The media try their best to lie but thanks to everyone having cameras now the truth still reaches us.
actually beside jokes, i can't understand who the fuck voted bidtnon, he is literally pensioner, why just don't he chilling at hawaii where is guys like nixon, reagan, kennedy
Nicholas Gray
Do you think the news will turn back to covid when this is over or has the zeitgeist moved on?
Threadly reminder that p*tin will keep optics cvcking until the Russian People snap and either a military man or ultranationalist takes power to start the great trial
The vast majority of people don't give a shit about who is in power and of them a good chunk will just vote for whoever they are told is the good guy. Universal suffrage is a mistake for that reason. Combined with the dead/faked voters and there you have it
Who knows. Info is scarce on the Russia side, so that allows Twittards and the media to fill in the gaps with their own fan fiction and then rake in updoots because Russiaman bad
They'll ignore their previous support of Ukraine just like they're ignoring all the previous shit they've written about Ukraines corruption and neo-nazis. Covid-22 anyone?
I'd sooner shoot an arrowposter than a shill, and that's a shoot, brother
Luke Harris
Gay
Ian Howard
Basato. Zelensky is unbelievable, if he keeps up with his antics, in a few weeks every govenrment in Europe will unironically hate him. Case in point: his straight up insolent speech to the Bundestag a few days ago. The guy is a bridge burner par excellence.
does anybody have that copypaste with how the russian generals died?
Cameron Reed
>Hey bros i'm over here in Ukraine fighting those evil nazi russians! Like and subscribe to my youtube, upvote my reddit you can find me on my twitter where you can follow my personal story play by play here from Ukraine direct to your home!
a.) some random guy on twitter isn't a reliable source b.) I've had friends get (mild) frostbite during normal /out/ activities due to somewhat unfortunate circumstances. I'm pretty sure it happening during military exercises not to mention war is not uncommon at all. Step into water, can't stop to dry your shit for an hour or so, you're gonna get frostbite on your toes.
Hudson Baker
It would be based, life there has direction, unity of purpose, and a Dear Leader. All we get is creature comforts at the expense of nihilism and psyops
No radar means they're fucked. Iraq had no radar and they were hopeless too. Limited them to a ground war only. While there's some stuff now you can buy like drones, it's a limited supply and no replacement.
>Russia >No cold weather gear That alone was your first clue they're full of shit. The second is that it's CNN the third is that its Western
Henry Ward
who is this boy and where do I find his nudes?
Jason Young
>Ukranian government and forces are doing spreads too far to stop? everyone will be really surprised if ukraine wins that said, everyone used to think ukraine had zero chance of winning now, everyone can see that ukraine has chance of winning nobody expected the russian military to suck this bad it's humiliating for russia
no Ukrop army lost day 1 and now ivans just clear the house
Ian Evans
The readers of our publication met Egor Guzenko for the first time at the end of 2019. Then Egor told how he, who was born in Stavropol, went to fight in the Donbass. A little later there was news that he had a fight with a drug addict on Sennaya Square, but then the police sorted it out and released him. And then Yegor Guzenko flew into a new story on the Petrograd side.
He again came into conflict with several young people, and when he was taken to the police department, he got angry at the injustice, as he understood it, and broke the wall of the giprok with his foot. So I got under house arrest and until the beginning of March I was sitting with a bracelet on my leg in Kudrovo, with my friend.
Yesterday, March 20, he called our journalist. The conversation was not about escape, but about the reaction of the state to it in the conditions in which we live today.
— If I return to St. Petersburg alive, am I still an escaped criminal? - certainly not "Fontanka" asked our interlocutor.
He even joked that if the investigator wanted to see him so much, he would give his exact coordinates, they say, come and talk.
We also talked about the fact that the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the Prosecutor's Office may or may not want to find the grounds that will help to terminate his criminal case.
- And then there is some discrepancy between the TV and the laws on the investigator's desk, — Egor the Cossack seems to smile.
Nobody. The real vote counts were even more loopsided than 2016. In 2016, it was close to 60 to 40 for Trump. In 2020, it was more like 66 to 70 for Trump. NOBODY voted for that diaper shitter, just shitload of electronic, mail in ballot stuffing, nothing more. But the world wasn't ready for Trump or Patriotic Americans, and of course there were domestic flaws that needed time to address. >"They will get what they deserve" - DJT Trump wasn't perfect and mistakes were made, but too many people are woke now. Everyone must face the judgement.
>all the bad shit the Ukranian government and forces are doing spreads too far to stop bro, we have all the war crimes of the hohols in Donbass well documented and researched and presented to the UN. The media is able to shut this down.
Didn't the embassy in ukraine do this too? Should we be worried?
Elijah Morgan
Who is actually in charge of Ukraine? I don’t mean the actor coke head, I mean who is actually calling the shots and deciding where troops go, and how to negotiate with Russia?
Zachary Thompson
Good hopefully Russia will nuke DC
Isaiah Butler
i'm fucking ready, just do that, no balls faggots *opens his vodka*
let it be known the only reason i was caught was because i fucked up the numbering on the next thread i was baking >edit their OP updates >use OP image mocking them >only one who notices is the rival baker the ABSOLUTE fucking state of /uhg/niggers KEK
I legitimately had my Uncle (55) and my Mother (60) both convinced that Putin wants to invade England and rule the World. They told my Sunday just gone and I burst out laughing right there at how ridiculous they were being, I asked them where did they hear that? >Well it's well known Putin is evil he wants to rule us all.
That was the extent of their knowledge. It didn't matter what I said they had their narrative set in their heads and aren't interested in hearing about anything else.
