/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1109

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▶Latest
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=4jngo-UZHkw
youtu.be/HFaYso8991A
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
youtube.com/c/stnloveu/community
files.catbox.moe/w2qi3v.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=IlFCObblhQU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4 (embed)

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Russian girls are cute

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Fuck jannies.

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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How old is she?

Z

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I’ll bake next thread irishbro.
Thanks for passing the torch

/chug/ seem happy to ignore the fact that Ukraine has a history of consistently voting against Israel at the UN.

Zelensky compared the bombing of Ukraine to the Holocaust.

And the Israeli response to his requests for aid as his country fights off a Russian invasion. “I expected greater support”...

“I saw a nice picture of Jews wrapped in Ukraine flags by the Western Wall I did not feel that the Israeli prime minister is wrapped in our flag.”

Let's review some of Ukraine's UN votes.
>Ukraine voted in favor of the UNRWA. 10 December 2020
>abstained from the militantly anti-Israel, "Report of the Special Committee to Investigate Israeli Practices Affecting the Human Rights of the Palestinian People and Other Arabs of the Occupied Territories" 27-Aug-2020
>voted in favour of the “Israeli settlements in the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, and the occupied Syrian Golan” 30/01/2020
>voted in favour of the “The occupied Syrian Golan” resolution. 22/06/2020

Instead, /chug/ pushes cringe nonsense that zelensky is funded by Israel.

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Z status?

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No burger bakers

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Loaded.

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SO YOU BE SAYIN
THAT WE
*BOMBS REDITTORS*
THAT WE SUUUM KINAAA
*ENCIRCLES MARIUPUL*
SOME FINNAAAAAA
*RECORDS VID*
TACTICCOLS AND SHIEEEET
*HAPPY NOISES*

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would punch her in the face
i hate women k?

I want to beat the shit out of her in an elevator after she glasses me with a vodka bottle and then have some make up sex.

zieg heil

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>the 36th Marine Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine has been completely denazified. - Basurin
W-What does that mean?

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Reminder the mutt nations of america and UK are memeflags

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youtube.com/watch?v=4jngo-UZHkw
ARISE DONBASS!

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zieg heil commie niggers

INSTALL ZEAL OS
THE BEST ANTI-GLOBOHOMO OPERATING SYSTEM!
youtu.be/HFaYso8991A

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Z

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who is winning? /chug/ or /uhg/?

Mutt memeflag.

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>Zneed

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Yes.

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Z

Something got hit in Kiev

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Can this pass as legit camera footage?

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why is she so cute

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Where is pic related?

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Daily reminder that Western governments only use non-white shills on here because they are afraid of using white employees in case they get too radicalized.

Ukraine is funded by Israel

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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No way this is real

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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>One regional capital and a power plant taken in a month of fighting
>Colossal casualties, not as high as reported but probably on a par with the Chechen War already
>Complete economic isolation

So when do they throw Putin in the Volga?

>its keev

Checked

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By fire.

>The ride never ends
Digits and Kiev falls this week

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Checked.
Is it the shopping mall still smoking?

MORE

Imagine being a dumb fucking russian.

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>No burger bakers
This. Too many shillfags.

Not all bongs

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Probably another civilian building being used to store military hardware

Imagine believing this happened.

The noise looks too artificial, imo.

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What will happen to her when the muslims take over..?

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You have to surrender to find out ;)

An entire month to take a besieged town that is cut off from the rest of Ukraine. This is a pathetic performance.

These are old news.

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>So when do they throw Putin in the Volga?
Unironicly when he keeps opticscvcking and starts pushing for a limited peace agreement and the Russians snap at him for not going far enough

>its another thread of cartoons and larpers

God she must be FREEZING

Dam!

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Made for BBC

>the quick-thinking hohol cops drugged their tea with laxatives and burned them to death in a shithouse

I mean look at how the "wars" going. Russians are making the mentally retarded look like tactical geniuses.

They are the best

Jesus...that pic? Not only that story turned out to be more hohol BS (surprise!) but it's literally from when /chug/ was still at 2 digits

ay yes fuck jannies

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/uhg/ already put on Azov uniforms and started posting TikTok videos. Just waiting for the Kalibr strikes.

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>Complete economic isolation
Why can't shills not understand that it is a long term strength for Russia to no longer be dependent upon the hostile Western system

status is thirsty for milk sir

Can't have Nazi's if everyone is fucking dead

>no pizdochka
>tat a man

this one has two katyusha's. just an observation.

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Seethe more nigger lover mutt. You will never be a white nation

I thought she was going to take a dump.
am disappoint.

And what is this level of ice/cold resistance?

So like this?

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Tomorrow I will translate another video if I have enough strength. Post memes, enjoy life!

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Two weeks of that was AZOV clinging on to their human shield by shooting civilians trying to evacuate.

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Just a BBQ

this

>most happy finland
this is bullshi-
>least happy ukraine
actually

kyiv or crimea?

I know polish krowka wen i see it

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That or another Ukrainian AA missile strike on a Russian saboteur high rise.

God I hope she was pissing

>School #58, Mariupol
>The school participates in the "Children of the world" project of Eurocomission and UNICEF
The rest are translated in english at the bottom

The strength of that wooden door to hold the Russian beast, I’m putting it in for a commendation.

take off your proxy rodrigo

Imagine how dumb you have to be to believe that

>another american flag thinks Israel runs ukraine.
cringe

This guy has made several compilation videos of Russian doomer music, and now he's coping on his community tab.

What will happen to him once his shitty nation doesn't exist anymore?

youtube.com/c/stnloveu/community

ODESSA WHEN

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I like that as the war went on this deranged Hohol keeps larping as some epic resistance fighter when he's just sitting in his room tweeting all day

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Unit has been eliminated, either through it surrendering or the majority of it being knocked out.

>the quintessential constipation face

You sure proved me wrong by worshipping a BASED nigger, mutt.

You cannot be 100% self-sufficient in the modern world. Russia relies on trade with Europe to prop up it's mediocre economy. Do you think all of that trade will just shift eastwards to China? Do you think being completely reliant on yellow insects is a good strategic move?

There is just never enough Katyusha's

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pretty sure they still trade with china, which is worth 10 times more than any western country.
It will cause some distruption but doubth its going to have any serious effects.

>muh azov
cringe

Trips of truth

>ghost of kiev
>butcher of ukraine
>iron man of kiev
>painting Zs on destroyed conveys
>snake island 'last stand'
>VDV sea drop
>IL-72 shootdown
>russia targeting nuclear reactor
>int. brigade getting blown up was a psyop
>levelling of mall that definitely did not contain APCs
NEVER let ukorp shills forget they fell for this shit

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The main issue is the uniformity of the white hot colour on the tank. Videogames do this because they just apply a white material onto it and call it a day, in real life it's a lot more varied. If you could manage to introduce some variance to it that'd be great.

Also I think Tarkov would be absolutely perfect for some fake footage for the media by the way, looks way better than Arma 3.

I love Russia for killing reddit users. They have my support just for that.

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No, that's worse. Add both normal and color noise, add a bit of blur or some sort of AA, distort the image a bit

i myself happen to be a klara fan

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Ztanding by Red Leader.

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>switch from sucking Western dick to being China's bitch
great choices

>Mfw the Kotel is real
>Mfw when it's actually the Russians in the Kotel near Kyiv

How the fuck can chugchuds still pretend Russia has a chance?

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uses russian IP
uses merican nuspeak spelling of capitol city
right....

Sorry you can't accept reality

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Was this survey done before or after this war started?

Girls don't take shit, idiot.

Don't be a degenerate.

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Zoodnezz Zraciouz

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Does anyone want to bake?
>Does anyone want to bake?
Absolutely no mutts, memeflaggots or britbongs.

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Stelkov isnt even involved in this? what are they on about?

Poland can't. Russia can.

What's a Russian city with a good nuclear bunker I can move to?

yes

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Destroyed

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I will if only to prevent mutts from splitting.

Look at her go!

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>VDV sea drop
Never forget Night of the Revives

They're not 100% self-sufficient, they are trading with the rest of the world excluding the West. They do not need the West to survive.
> Do you think being completely reliant on yellow insects is a good strategic move?
China are their allies and the West isn't, so yes. Obviously.

>liking Klashit
cringe

Why do you care whether Russia has a chance or not?

Do you think what you post here has any effect on the war?

dude, the cyrilic alphabet is quite large.
Here are symbols that are nominally part of cyrillic alphabet but arent used much or at all.
ѯ (xsi), ѱ(psi), ѡ (o), s(dz), ѫ(nasalised o, like a french would say hon hon hon), ѧ(nasalised e), i (before other vowels), ѣ (used to have different sound, became e) , ѳ (f sound), ѵ(i sound).
The last 4 of which were eliminated by bolshevics.

You can't just dismiss all old letters as non cyrilic, i escpecially.

The odessa ass bandit is real tho

this guy fucks

The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".

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how's the war going? all i see is shit ton of propaganda with some fairy tails like ghost of kiev and go fuck yourself russian ship.

So where are the proofs of Gostomel being encircled?

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:(

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Za Donbass

files.catbox.moe/w2qi3v.mp4

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Yamantau

Putin and his mentor

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>files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
>guy loses a leg
>back in the fight
>loses an eye
>back in the fight
Absolutely unreal.

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>more made up twitter counteroffensives
>confirmed video reports of Russian gains/Ukrop retreats in Donbas

Russian troops wear another uniform, dark green colored

don't ever fucking @ me again you stupid fuck go die in a fire

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Can someone please shop the Estonian trashcan in the background in stead of a regular one pls?

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someone post the cached web page of the edited site that claimed 9k russian soldiers died.

>falling for Any Forums larp
cringe

I, too, love krówki

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People like you are the reason why I am looking forward to the fall of the West, I can't wait to see your hubris and self-importance turn into uncontrollable seething

Wonderful. Yet another place where our taxes were wasted.
I bet it was just as effective as in Africa.

This might be a serious problem if China and India were actually participating in the sanctions.

youtube.com/watch?v=IlFCObblhQU
Klara VA is russian

Sim City cheat code

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made for BAH (Big Aryan Household)

steinerenko... i kneel...

kek

Putin also needs a big spoon to be able to eat all of the food and people in Ukraine

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Who's gonna protest vs commie deaths lmao?

Móó :-DDD

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Get a load of this glownigger. Remember the "liberated" Volnovakha and Mariupol? Schweinerenko failed again.

The world has never been more united in human history

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You got it, thanks toblerone.
medkit is the new baker.

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cool

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