I am a 30 year old wizard

I did have sex back in the day, but After a year of abstinence I am literally starting to develop superpowers.

Somehow months ago I started to see differences, I am now able to recognize when I am sleeping and to have control over my Dreams.

Now everytime when I sleep I gain almost inediately partial control, and I used this time to fuck the hottest girls my brain can Imagine.

The interesting thing Is that I don't have full control over my brain, but I do have full control over my desire.

Meaning, for instance, I don't decide the appearence of the women I fuck, which Is part of the fun, I only decide that I want to fuck a hot girl, and my brain obeys me and puts random women on my trajectory.

For instance today, I was having a Dream and I was in the middle of nowhere, I told my brain to procure me a woman, I knew that he could not spawn It in front of me so I had to shift my visual, I turned around and I saw this beautiful redhead at a bus stop wearing a skirt. I fingered her and then I fucked her. The details are not so much important.

The cool aspect Is that my Person, and my brain are now different entities and not One thing as they used to be, my Will Is Independent from It. But It Is not independent from my Will.

I have Always had severe sleeping disorders, but now they are all sorted out. One thing the doctor notice inusuale about me Is that I imediately go in REM fase(the fase in which you Dream) as soon as I fall asleep. Also my Brother has a brain tumour.

But yeah, I had transcend. Which Is the only cool Word with trans in It. If you want to ask question I Will answer and try to help you. I am a good wizard After all.

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>I did have sex back in the day
Sorry, bro. The femoid already sucked the magical powers out of your dick with her fel vagina. Give it up. You don't have what it takes.

celibacy will not give you powers. years of spiritual cultivation will.
This belongs in /X/

>After a year of abstinence
>I am a wizard
the gall of this pleb

No, you're a narcissist not a wizard. With all your super powers you still won't get laid.

incorrect, you know nothing. i already changed the timeline twice this morning.

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I'm like you, but pulled along by forces in my mind or etheric body

Fuck off normie. You learn to lucid dream and all you can think of is muh dick. You start having the begining symptoms of split personality and psychopathy after a year of no sex. Get off my board. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where is your robe and hat

>After a year of abstinence
>wizard
>I had transcend
you wish, youre a degenerate on sabbatical leave

user's mother is changing the crusty cum covered sheets of his 30 year old son every day. poor soul...

Ok schizo

>I did have sex back in the day

Lol stopped reading there

If you had sex as a child you would be classified as a warlock, but no you're a normie you Italian pop worshiping Gaylord, fuck off normie and killyourself please

Either you are very weak or very incompetent then
I sleep and I fuck at the same time and you have the audacity of judge me.

You've never had sex, because you're a manlet. Just like everyone else here but me.

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Such a fool, perish.

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As matter of fact She does.
You see i have Power on women even in real life

Get off my board and stop thinking you are cool cause you can abstain. There's no real wizards and no true magick because it was all taken away from you because you think you are special and important. You're not special and you're not important. Everything you are talking about here is not Wizard shit, it's just you claiming you are without a deity to claim as the source of your magick.

I'd gladly show you what real magick is though. Try me.

>I have magic even after giving my powers to pussy.
Nigga, you a warlock.
Go cry to your pussy patron, perhaps she will give you some more spells.
Us real, actual wizards have orbs to ponder.

I went to Molise in a dream once, and a woman told me to move there. I've never been to Italy but it makes me want to visit and see if Molise is as dreamlike as I projected it

Telling others = jinxing it.

you're done in, boi.

I don't have sex because i am ugly poor and old. But again at the same time i have the sex Life of a Chad.

After all, your experience Is limited by your senses. You don't live in reality you perceive It using your senses.
The women I fuck are not less real than the ones you see everyday

wow a whole year

I don't fear you American.

what title is given to someone who causes magic subconsciously or what feels like subtle forces beyond them on almost a neutral puppeteer level?

Italian Wyoming. Nobody has strong opinions about Molise

I don't fear your superstitions.
I have harnessed Power over boob and vagene. A billion Indians could not do that. Only God the Angels and saints are superior to me.

Cuck trap for thinking you are God.

You should visit loots of black haired pale skinned women there. I fucked One of them once in my dreams

>I am a wizard
>I had sex
I fucking hate normalfags. Kill yourself, literal nigger.

>I have harnessed Power over boob and vagene.
LOL no you haven't. you're still slave to your dick.