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▶Livestreams [YouTube] Ukraine Live Camera - Multiple View Points [Russian Invasion]
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?
Can any kind /chug/bro create me a link to download this video? I don't have Telegram, the reason is because I want to troll outer Any Forums t.me/intelslava/22736
>be a hohol comedian, live in Lithuania >constantly screech about muh ebil Russia >once the war started, start terrorising your russian neighbors who just have some kind of a symbol of russia on their car for a long time, stick stickers with ukrainian decals or similiar shit >ivan finds out who is doing it >mentioned hohol comedian gets beaten by ivan >screeches on instagram and jewbook about muh ebil russians >police don't give a fuck, they arrest the russian but blame the hohol for provoking the memes write themselves
Angel Young
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Andrew Torres
>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours! >Ukraine will fall in 48 hours! >Ukraine will fall in 3 days! >Ukraine will fall in 4 days! >Ukraine will fall in 5 days! >Ukraine will fall in a week! >Ukraine will fall in two weeks! >Ukraine will fall in three weeks! >we don't NEED to take Kiev >we don't NEED to take Kharkiv >we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help >we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week >we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks >we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks >we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol >we don't NEED to take Mariupol YOU ARE HERE >we don't NEED to not lose Crimea >we don't NEED to not attack NATO in a fit of autistic frustration >we don't NEED to not let Kaliningrad get steamrolled by the Poles >we don't NEED the Germans to be released onto Russia for the third time >we don't NEED Putin to not shoot himself
An Indian, a Jew, and an hohol are traveling on the road when their car breaks down. Fortunately, there is a farm house nearby, so they knock on the door. The farmer answers.
The men say: "Excuse me, our car broke down. Is it OK if we spend the night here?" The farmer says: "Sure, but I only have 1 bedroom and it can only fit 2 of you guys, so one of you is going to have to sleep in the barn." The Jew says: "My parents survived the Holocaust, I can sleep in a barn for a day." So the Indian and the hohol go to the bedroom, and the Jew goes out to sleep in the barn. 5 minutes later, there is a knock at the door. The Indian and hohol answer the door.
The Jew is standing in the doorway. The Jew says: "Oy vey! There's a pig in the barn! It's a filthy, disgusting animal in my religion. One of you goys is going to have to sleep in the barn instead." The Indian says: "No problem. I grew up in the slums of Mumbai. A night in a barn is nothing compared to that." So the Indian goes out to the barn, and the others go to bed. 5 minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The Jew and hohol answer the door.
The Indian is standing in the doorway. The Indian says: "By Shiva's name, there is a cow in that barn. It is a sacred animal in my religion, I cannot sleep next to it." The hohol says: "Cyka, I grew up in the streets of Mariupol, I can spend a night in a barn no problem." So the hohol goes out to the barn, and the others go back to bed. 5 minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The Jew and Indian go to answer the door.
Have a laugh! Give a smile! A ukraine was buying grocery from the store a Russian soldier came up to him Hey ukraine! The ukraine says Hey you can’t be here your in my country! The Russian soldier said No! You are in my country! The Russian then took all the food from the ukraine! The ukraine left sad! He was actually in Russia not ukraine! Silly ukraine!
Chase Peterson
probably a hydrogen nuke, leaves very little radioactive waste behind but it literally annihilates everything in the blast
Angel Lopez
Russian-ukrainians are just russians, ok Ukrainians themselves, they potentially deserve a sovereign nation between Russia and Poland . . . but if not, is there anything wrong with being an auxiliary of Russia? Lots of tribes do it. Their own history is largely with Russia. This war is so bloody in part because both sides are russkies with similar mettle. Why does everyone act like being part of Russia again is the end of the world? I don't support Russian tanks rolling all the way to Paris, for the record.
/chug/bros...............I think after witnessing the hohols lie 24/7 that I might have started unironically becoming a Holodomor denier is that good or bad????
This isn't fog of war. Ukrainians are lying on an epic scale. Every day there's some major disaster for Russians, and then the following day, nothing happened, but there's another epic disaster story in line. Basically, since day one, Ukrainians have claimed so much bullshit it's downright insane. Remember those two destroyed Russian ships? Remember how Hostomel was retaken and entire Russian battalion captured? Remember that counteroffensive that reached Russian border and destroyed an entire Russian division? Remember the encirclement of Kherson? Remember the relief of Mariupol? I member.
