/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1102

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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>prankster posing as MP makes British MoD reveal that Ukraine was developing nuclear weapons t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there

▶Livestreams
[YouTube] Ukraine Live Camera - Multiple View Points [Russian Invasion]

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
t.me/InformDefenseENG
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/t0exnv.mp4
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/&strip=1&vwsrc=0
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
youtu.be/4TSe4A1EuP4
theguardian.com/global-development/2022/mar/22/i-will-not-be-held-prisoner-the-trans-women-turned-back-at-ukraines-borders
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY
t.me/kcpn2014
t.me/mikayelbad/12386
voensklad.com/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>ywn slaugther hohols and return to mother russia to embrace your femboyfriend

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How can I support Russia?
I cannot fight for them. They do not take donations. I cannot do anything for them...

How do I support them?

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That's a girl.

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Ashes to ashes and cities to dust

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>Russia's man tank manufacturer is no longer able to make tanks due to sanctions.

It's over.

Ukraine wins.

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh

>Audio thread
Donbass militia soldier interviewed (Translation by t.me/InformDefenseENG )
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

>DNR tank/mortar action (Subtitled)
files.catbox.moe/t0exnv.mp4

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hello Poland is dis true:


Today, the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Zaluzhny held something like a conference call with the remnants of the commanders. Discussed the data received from the GUR.

So, according to these data, by the end of next month, Poland will send its troops to 4 western regions of Ukraine. First, the Poles will make a number of high-profile statements that Russia plans to attack Poland. Then, allegedly working in advance to stop the enemy on foreign soil, and at the same time under the pretext of helping the brotherly Ukrainian people, so that the Ukrainians do not immediately begin to resist, the Polish army will try to take control of the Volyn, Lvov, Rivne and Ternopil regions.

Now it is clear why some Ukrainian officers have already fled to Poland.

Zaluzhny and other Ukrainian commanders understand this problem and that Poland will not come to fight the Russians, but to regain their historical lands. So they think what to do with it. But have not figured it out yet. At the meeting, one of the proposals was even voiced to make peace with Russia, if only to prevent the final destruction of Ukraine. Of course, no one seriously considered this proposal, but it was deeply embedded in the generals' heads. And perhaps Zaluzhny will have to take this step.

P.s. As you probably guessed, no one asks Zelensky the clown about anything and no one reports anything to him. Everyone understands that he is an ordinary humorous blogger

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The source was Nexta and even Ukishills in the west are calling bullshit

10K Russian dead and 17k wounded confirmed on Russian media via Russian MoD release
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/

This is the web archive for the article. The reported numbers are slightly below 10k KIA and slightly below 17k WIA but they date to 3 to 4 days ago.

It is not clear if it does include Chechens, Syrians and the "states" of Luansk & Donestk militias.

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helo whats the latest

Are russian tigers being sanctioned too?

Just shit on globohomo to ruin their day all day everyday for the rest of your life

>My uncle is a real FSB officer and he told me they're against Putin. I got evidence that I can't show you right now, but I totally got it. Bro this is LEGIT. My girlfriend (you don't know her, she's from another town) is working for FSB as well and she said so, too.

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Pray for mother Russia. Give her your energy.

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
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>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 48 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 3 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 4 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 5 days!
>Ukraine will fall in a week!
>Ukraine will fall in two weeks!
>Ukraine will fall in three weeks!
>we don't NEED to take Kiev
>we don't NEED to take Kharkiv
>we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks
>we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol
YOU ARE HERE
>we don't NEED to not lose Crimea
>we don't NEED to not attack NATO in a fit of autistic frustration
>we don't NEED to not let Kaliningrad get steamrolled by the Poles
>we don't NEED the Germans to be released onto Russia for the third time
>we don't NEED Putin to not shoot himself

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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roll out the red carpet when they show up in Germany

>via Russian MoD release
The MoD released no such numbers and the earlier cached version has no such text.
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522/&strip=1&vwsrc=0

That's a woman and she is cute and valid

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Look at her go!

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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Dedicated to cope of Poles.
---------
Europe, such a paradise
There was a Hans
And Hans shit his pants in bath
Happily to Hans

There was a Bronsilaw
- No problem, Mister Hans!
I'll clean your ass and balls
Also, the bath and the flush
As a Pole, did I clean your hole?

In Europe, every dirty hole to a Pole!

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From the last thread, rent free you trannies lmao

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remember the sunglasses!

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good morning sirs
despite all the glowposting I still hate shills, hohols, NATO, and the antichrist

why is azov-chan pointing at the dominican republic flag?

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>he has proprietary software in his military hardware
>he uses nodejs
>he updates his software

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Wait your actually a k tranny?
Oh that explains everything, my condolences.

>From the last thread, rent free you trannies lmao

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Roman Razum is the Bard of Lugansk

youtu.be/4TSe4A1EuP4
>youtu.be/4TSe4A1EuP4
youtu.be/4TSe4A1EuP4
>youtu.be/4TSe4A1EuP4

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GLOWIE TACTICS:

1.) Call anyone explaining/inciting operations you don’t want mentioned a federal agent, faggot, nigger, etc.

2.) Divide and conquer. Ensure your opponent is divided against itself.

3.) Panem et circus! Facilitate frivolous discourse.

4.) No one is more hopelessly enslaved than those who believe they are free.

I.) Control what they see and how they think.
II.) Synthetic Opposition/Debate/Conflict
III.) Psy-ops
IV.) Labels/Terminology
V.) Sophistry
VI.) Etc.

5.) Demoralisation. Make your opponent think he has lost before the battle has even begun.

If the above methods fail:

a.) Spam the thread.
b.) Slide the thread.
c.) Move the thread to another board.
d.) Delete the thread.
e.) Block IP addresses.

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If no bake by 335-340 am dead

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAA

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Her name is sonya and she's from barnaul

How many estonias did our guys conquer already, Zbros?

Ahh its the gulf coper. Still at it I see.

You just love to see it.

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fucking lol
grim grim grim

Polacks can fuck off they already have Prussian lands.

/uhg/ made that after seething from an user who had that flag

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Dominican posters are awful, but I'd be lying if I said their country isn't literally paradise on Earth.

HAHAHAAHAAHAHAH

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death to the doomed maggot race known as wH*te cuckold subhumans
may wH*te countries be flooded with endless degeneracy, immigrants and terrorism

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>b-but muh sanctions were supposed to hurt russia not me

thoughts?

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Poor guy he lost his mind.

literally
>Trust the plan trust кю
kek

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theguardian.com/global-development/2022/mar/22/i-will-not-be-held-prisoner-the-trans-women-turned-back-at-ukraines-borders

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But Ukraine is winning. Literally nobody other than Kremlinbots thinks otherwise.

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>▶Livestreams
[YouTube] Ukraine Live Camera - Multiple View Points [Russian Invasion]
Was:
▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

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based if true but doubtful, those lands were cleansed of poles

I remember when estonia only had one .gif, You were much better back then

>aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA ZA DONBASS

>We can participate in women sport competitions
>We wont serve military

They must have passed the 10% black population marker that triggers food stamp requirements.

SHOW NO FEAR JVPITER

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When counter-offensive, hohol?

So are glowniggers using Irish VPNs or are there just lots of them here?

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Oh great this faggot is here

I love Kim‘s humor.

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Why are they so tsun for Ivans?

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back to /uhg/ with you fags

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>Judis
What the fuck kinda name is that

>t.me/kcpn2014
You can support Novorossia!

Putinbots used to make fun of this. But we now know that this is an incomparably better army to Russia's. By lightyears.

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Penis of Kiev

>prankster posing as MP makes British MoD reveal that Ukraine was developing nuclear weapons t.me/mikayelbad/12386
how do we know that the person talking is from the british mod? honestly asking

Still hunting for Russian Happy Meals.
You guys think these guys are legit?
voensklad.com/
They also have canteen cup for true experience

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Takeshi will never notice her.

At this point I'm starting to think thats actually Hunter Biden on a crack bender with nothing better to do but seethe like a rabid animal because russia ruined daddy's plans for his future.

Seems a bit too early. But strange I thought Russia would be starving, ah well good luck yurop

>THE WORLD IS FACING A GLOBAL FOOD CRISIS AS RESULT OF UKRAINE WAR
>THE WORLD

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Lot and they change VPN a lot.

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Video call, look at his twitter

Literally ongoing right now. Makariv and Muchun liberated north of Kyiv.

When is Russia going to capture anything Putinpal?

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Spamming this in a hundred threads or more is not really rent free. You're working your ass off for all the attention you get.

Katyusha is angry.

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I would cum buckets if this happened, it's time to restore the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

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Its not as entertaining as this thread

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friend, the us lost its bragging rights when it lost to afghanistan too

Can't wait for Putin to announce;
>Poland isn't even a real country

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>I thought Russia would be starving
We literally export food and fertilizer
Why the fuck would we starve

user, let me ask my friends in RU if they can obtain you one
>they are russian glowies btw

/uhg/ hates me because I point them out
>picrelated

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i cant get over how much """she""" looks like a cute teenage boy (i have seen boys here in norway look exactly like """her""")
regardless, i want to smash

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Because it kills itself early instead of starving.

Both.
Seeing as I'm off to bed soon, maybe I should spam some cunny for good measure

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There's always been like 3-4 irish per thread.
You can tell its a US larper using a VPN because he thinks irish are still religious and tells people they will go to hell.

There was a post about it in detail in the previous thread, please check it.

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you are going to see some extremely wild stuff in France starting from May. that's because Macron will be reelected in April, it will be his second time being president, and after that he can not longer be president ever again. this means that he will not give a single fuck about being liked by French people. he will absolutely go all in with liberal kikeries (he has made announcements showing this already).

>Lara Logan
she was the one that was finger banged by those mudslimes in cairo
kinda hot

the lies and propaganda sicken me worse than the war. it's physically insulting.

>You're working your ass off for all the attention you get.
No but i'm getting paid for it, remember

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It's she fr

but the SANCTIONS!! it means it deletes your ability to make food!

>5 times more dead in less than a month than 20 years of US in Afghanistan

Even the cope posts about US failures get blown away by the sheer size of this fuckup.

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