/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1100

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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones.
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements

▶Livestreams
[YouTube] Ukraine Live Camera - Multiple View Points [Russian Invasion]

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
t.me/InformDefenseENG
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/t0exnv.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
Any
pastebin.com/xYrdynj6
pastebin.com/QYbLXD4J
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
strawpoll.me/46001182
twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1505964846172491780
ansa.it/english/news/general_news/2022/03/22/more-sanctions-needed-zelensky-tells-italian-parliament-3_c925fa9b-548b-4cbe-85e1-4f168a52bc30.html
aljazeera.com/features/2022/3/21/hypersonic-missiles-what-are-they-and-why-is-russia-using-them
archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/31339357/
pastebin.com/dXvkweJ1
litter.catbox.moe/zti5su.mp4
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1647952020499.webm
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Z

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SLAVA UKRAINI

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
Donbass militia soldier interviewed (Translation by t.me/InformDefenseENG )
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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1100 nice

chuggers want to replace zelensky with this lmfao?

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Good day to you.

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> >Implying Estonia is a good nation with good people and Russians are lying.
> lmaoing.

This fag is a cockhole refugee.

files.catbox.moe/t0exnv.mp4
Subbed DPR coverage, tank combat and mortar launches

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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There is no such thing as political ideology there is only realpolitik

It's crazy how some Hohols have deluded themselves into thinking Russia is just going to collapse at any moment
>"Yeah bro the entire eastern front is going to collapse because..............BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY!!!!!"

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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reminder for western glowies

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Based Sri Lanka bread
Z

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Based and banked. Cheers to you, baker.

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Was on vacation for a while. Anything actually happened or is it still in two weeks?

>people on the ground
>translation: “Source? My ass.”

Z

I love her

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with audio:

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reminder for Russian glowies

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Remember goyim, only kikes get to have "sovereignty", no one who is white nor Christian is allowed to live in peace

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>he has proprietary software in his military hardware
>he uses nodejs
>he updates his software

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She's tough not to love.

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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I wonder what it'll taste like

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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I'll believe it when I see it. Poles have been posturing as effective too many times for me to believe them this time.

We shall see if they indeed have the balls to expand back into their territories.

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fwiw that original list was from me, too

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Still two weeks
No real happening since the nuclear power plant firefight

>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 48 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 3 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 4 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 5 days!
>Ukraine will fall in a week!
>Ukraine will fall in two weeks!
>Ukraine will fall in three weeks!
>we don't NEED to take Kiev
>we don't NEED to take Kharkiv
>we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks
>we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol
YOU ARE HERE
>we don't NEED to not lose Crimea
>we don't NEED to not attack NATO in a fit of autistic frustration
>we don't NEED to not let Kaliningrad get steamrolled by the Poles
>we don't NEED the Germans to be released onto Russia for the third time
>we don't NEED Putin to not shoot himself

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Status update.
Operation: Special
VDV: dropped
Plan: trusted
Vatniks: in control
Putin: won
VDV: dropped
Kiev: encircled
Cauldrons: forming
Z: predicted this
VDV: dropped
Weeks: 2 more
Cages: coping
Tanks: abandoned
Generals: killed
Conscripts: accident
VDV: dropped
Stock Market: closed
1 Ruble: 1 Ruble
VDV: dropped
Kiev: encircled on one side
VDV: dropped
Dicks: lost
Transition: completed
Banan: gib

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Continued from last bread. Was there always a star in this photo?

strawpoll.me/46001182

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twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1505964846172491780
>KAMALA HARRIS: "The significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time...there is such great significance to the passage of time."
what did kamala harris mean by this?

Moj je tata zločinac iz rata
Moj je tata zločinac iz rata
Vi se potrudite pa ga osudite
Vi se potrudite pa ga osudite
Nema niko muda da vodi ga do suda
Nema niko muda da vodi ga do suda

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like pig fish

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Are you ready for total cringe?
ansa.it/english/news/general_news/2022/03/22/more-sanctions-needed-zelensky-tells-italian-parliament-3_c925fa9b-548b-4cbe-85e1-4f168a52bc30.html

Truly?
If the latter contains the former then I'll strip the first and leave the second.

(the image md5s)

what did Putin mean by this?

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I'll combine and dedupe just to be sure, 1s

If no bake by 335 am dead, my power system is unreliable as fuck.

Strange, the shills seem to act as if Kiev had fallen.

You are here.

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Guys can you tell me who is this? I’ve seen her twice here. I am enamoured by her looks but also because I can’t find her anywhere on the internet.

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oh no. will italy stop exporting their precious horse meat to russia now

Ukraine be like
>We're winning
>Please install no fly zone
>Russia are capitulating
>Join peace talks
>Russia are losing so hard
>Release prisoners and arm them to fight

>Was the flag always there?
You had one job user

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It's over

>cursed 3 eyed 3 armed woman
GET YE GONE

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Love me Abakan
Ate hohols
Simple as

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Not gonna lie, former Putin supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Ukraine crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>Strawpoll
Did not click

Stop spamming this filth. Fuck's sake.

You are OP. You can delete the tards from this thread. The Estitard and Polish man with severe butthurt can have their posts deleted.
This post also.

Thank you for your service.

Z

fuck

Think about how good her hugs wood be though

aljazeera.com/features/2022/3/21/hypersonic-missiles-what-are-they-and-why-is-russia-using-them

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Yes.
-t. I was alive at the time.
It's probably the BLM type niggerfaggots using just the hammer and sickle that has you confused.

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Most Azov are in Kharkiv, a fortress city Russia can't even approach. So Russia got baited by their dumb Nazi hate boner into spending a month destroying a small village that was only 10km from the front. Quite a disappointing performance even for the mud races that make up Russia.

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archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/31339357/

what if
s
0
y
lent green was becoming real

I just found out something weird with the missing persons in almost million or more yearly in the US Japan.

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that they should blame germans

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>3 eyes, 3 arms
Uhhhmmmmm ever hear of anatomy sweatie?????

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It's just that I have no idea when power will cut off, until then I will bake.

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Why don't you fight for your country?

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>weeks: 2 more

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like the one above you

Fish + Pork = Fork

>small village
>400000 inhabitants
lol

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What are you even trying to say posting some box office flop picture

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3rd world be like that.

Honestly, I think they know that very well. America's been trying to leverage the situation hard to grow distance between Germany and Russia.

Here you go (mine didn't have the stub suffix):
pastebin.com/dXvkweJ1

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Holy based, the Big Greek of Keeeev is here!

>Most Azov are in Kharkiv
is this the new cope after Mariupol

Shut up and post more Azov-chan

/chug/ I bring you the newest ukrop invention: the copebarrow.

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God why is he so much better written than our manlet monke. Not a single fuck given, straight to the point.

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We are 4th world now.

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3 armed lady will mog you child

It has many uses.

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Ukrainian news reporting a group of killed russian soldiers, but on a close-up you can see a ukrainian nametag on the body, lmao
litter.catbox.moe/zti5su.mp4

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user! we are wrong! The hohol counter offensive just flew over my house! holy shit!

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>we don't need chernobyl
>we don't need hostomel
>we don't need kherson
>we don't need volnovakha
>we don't need melitopol
>we don't need berdyansk
>we don't need an airforce
>we don't need heavy armor
>we don't need turkish drones
>we don't need the azov see
>we don't need western mercenaries
>we don't need our ammo depots
>we don't need to reinforce sumy
>we don't need to reinforce chernigov
You are here
>we don't need kramatorsk
>we don't need mikolaiev
>we don't need azov
>we don't need mariupol
>we don't need our western grouping
>we don't need 93rd mech
and so on

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is putin still working for west and thinking that they will adhere to the deal?
they will not

I need more wodka to read that, vlad

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I hope you staying safe, Ceylon-kun, what with all the protests.

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>we did it reddit! our protests are causing the enemy to retreat!
>oh wait they're shooting at us, do we keep filming or run away?
>oh noo-ACK

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At this point removing the NGO's should be a priority in every country trying to limit the Empire of lies meddling within their countries.

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MARCH FORWARD, BUHANKA-CHAN!

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VDV, saboteurs, spies

Swivel mount pretty cool

dude should really try shooting at it before doing this

>Assad’s claims are not supported by historical evidence. The US fought and helped destroy Nazism in World War II, and the Jews were the Nazis primary victims. The dictator also wildly exaggerates the CIA’s use of former Nazis, something also practiced by the Soviet KGB.

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>Photographer just standing there
totally actual warzone pics and not a photoshoot, kek

Estonia's a memeflag

yep, it's gonna be like this every time, they'll even edit out somethings in their copypastas. Shills have no souls

you have cute turtles though

Putin still cares about Western perception, hence the opticscvcking around cities and constant ceasefires. Almost makes this war too easy for Ukraine.

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Mundane Matt here
TURN OFF THAT PESKY RADAR JAMMER

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