/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1099

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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones.
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
t.me/InformDefenseENG
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
Any
pastebin.com/xYrdynj6
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
algemeiner.com/2022/03/21/syrian-dictator-assad-calls-zelensky-a-zionist-jew-who-supports-the-nazis/
youtu.be/uMszu_VgMfY
files.catbox.moe/ablc5m.mp4
youtu.be/f55od1K5Mi8
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
Donbass militia soldier interviewed (Translation by t.me/InformDefenseENG )
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4 (embed)

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

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chuggers want to replace zelensky with this lmfao?

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I am taking my wake up shit rn

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Reminder that if you want a tradwife, you need to tap into the conservative religious African population. You're not going to find a white tradwife.

Fixed little details.

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Funniest shit I've ever seen

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Based.

KAM ON PUTINGERLAND LETS SKORE SAM FACKIN HAPPENINGS

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KYIV
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I am exceptionally comfy and I hope my /chug/bros are too

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Count on a russian to simulate your truck getting stuck

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>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
Is there actually no new news today? Russia sleeping or something? Was there a ceasefire? Russia calling it quits?

implying anyone will fight for nazi jews like ww2

yeah most of the vets are dead, so they can't rebunk this

>Applying ideology and twitter tier thinking to chug

When Britain sends their shills, they aren't sending their best

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Link to the Assad article?

I don't care for star trek
Never watched it

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KEK

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Russians captured a 66 KES 88 (M72 LAW for you yankees), with Finnish army markings.
I've shot one of these kek

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>that Givi's look

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How's it keep getting better and better?
Gj Sri lankybro

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>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 48 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 3 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 4 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 5 days!
>Ukraine will fall in a week!
>Ukraine will fall in two weeks!
>Ukraine will fall in three weeks!
>we don't NEED to take Kiev
>we don't NEED to take Kharkiv
>we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks
>we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol
YOU ARE HERE
>we don't NEED to not lose Crimea
>we don't NEED to not attack NATO in a fit of autistic frustration
>we don't NEED to not let Kaliningrad get steamrolled by the Poles
>we don't NEED the Germans to be released onto Russia for the third time
>we don't NEED Putin to not shoot himself

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It's beautiful :D

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Peak Norf.

^ Sri Lanka is baking next. I am calling it now.

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If OP is okay with it then sure.

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good morning sirs

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algemeiner.com/2022/03/21/syrian-dictator-assad-calls-zelensky-a-zionist-jew-who-supports-the-nazis/

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OP is imposter, it must be taken by force.

SAYORI NOOOOOO

Wanna play some jets?

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Very cool Sir Lanka

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I'm starting to think the recent CRP streams are pre-recorded. In the Mariupol one, he noted that he doesn't read or react to the chat, but he did in the earlier ones.

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Not a fan of star trek myself, but they have a vr game that has players take different roles on the bridge. I'd like to see a remade tank sim that can let you work together like that

Thanks for the info!

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youtu.be/uMszu_VgMfY

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lol /k/ going ballistic

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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meant for

Hope you're comfy too fren

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I'm gonna dump some pics from Ukraine 2014

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Comfy here too, fren. First true spring day here!

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Perfect.
maybe add a banana VDV?

reject stress
embrace funposting

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files.catbox.moe/ablc5m.mp4

youtu.be/f55od1K5Mi8
Guys is this propaganda or?
This is literally the first Russian yt video on this war I saw

>i can't get off

No idea what that is, can you send a pic?

this post is meaningless take your meds

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BASSAD