/chug/ - Comfy Happening in the Ukraine General #1090

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>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones.
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/oko287.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/95qf5u.MP4
files.catbox.moe/z67o90.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
youtu.be/MjFHqohaHYU
youtu.be/-kC9ZRTR6D4
youtube.com/watch?v=xKpzH5bxYsk
youtube.com/watch?v=BM0PnqV5-iM
youtu.be/oPAIpozp1U8
files.catbox.moe/xcsixv.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fg9cha.mp4
files.catbox.moe/vtfgrn.mp4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4 (embed)

>Glow in the dark base captured intact
files.catbox.moe/oko287.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

>Russia has now uses Tornado-G MR launchers - Kharkov
files.catbox.moe/95qf5u.MP4

>DPR shows fortified ukie positions
files.catbox.moe/z67o90.mp4

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
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Slavoo!

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Can someone please link the video of the ukrainians getting whipped while tied to a tree? Preferably the one with the babushkas whipping the screaming chick

Z

> be spic, nigger, Mongolian, non-white subhuman

> Dare attempt to raise up against the Anglo master race.

You are all here posting in chug. Be warned. Consider the consequences of your actions, for can you bear them?

Civilization as you know it will abandon you. Are you prepared?

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>he has proprietary software in his military hardware
>he uses nodejs
>he updates his software

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You are all going to prison. You will enjoy your time there with the spics and Muslims and outcasts..

Be chug. Your fate is seal. How dare you challenge the Anglo?

You will never be a real Great Power. You have no historical accomplishments, you have no modern military, you have no future. You are a degenerate keptocracy twisted by vodka and corruption into a crude mockery of a political system.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your Adversaries are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “Allies” laugh at your pathetic displays of strength behind closed doors.

Nations are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of civilization have allowed countries to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even when you have managed to “pass” you looked uncanny and unnatural to other nations. Your political structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a successful western company to invest in you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your deranged, violent ambitions.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every morning and tell yourself RUSSIA STRONK, but deep inside you feel the demographic collapse creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the weight of your own mediocrity and despair.

I hope retarded poles really dare to touch Lviv, just to get vaporized by russans again

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>I want to go back

the internet is serious business now
this is why we have /chug/

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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Z

I think you worked in the same places.

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>mauripol right now
youtu.be/MjFHqohaHYU

Domestic media doing a heckin' seethe

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Not thread music
But maximum comfy
youtu.be/-kC9ZRTR6D4

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im willing to proceed with our mutual destruction
Are you?

Check in
rentry.org/wx5kh

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>the internet is serious business now
I will never take anything on the intertubes to be srsbsns

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boring

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I never understood. Why do the foreigner lolicons only like animation? Why did Japanese idols never become popular in your countries, when you can meet them and hold their hand?

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I'm sorry, but did the Ukrainians already surrender? Oh, that's right. The war isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only a few weeks in. Does losing control of a few cities over the course of a few weeks count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the war is still ongoing? The Ukrainians are still fighting right now and they have been the strongest military in Eastern Europe for how many years now? They're fighting one of the most incompetent militaries on earth who just happen to be advancing because they're feeding off the energy of a surprise invasion. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Ukraine is one of the best fucking countries in the world, they retook Mariupol a few years ago and would have retaken the entire Crimean peninsula if Drumpf wasn’t such a Putin puppet withholding military aid. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Ukrainians win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the another Russian general just got killed, just like what happened with Chechnya. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Ukraine topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn't like the country because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll about these fucking conflicts on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothin

Good morning

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You first days are so unoriginal that your posts just hit the filter every new thread. Jfc are you actually not allowed to use any effort at all? Can’t believe people are forced to pay for this.

good point

>don't you guys miss the old days (the month ago) where everything made sense?
Nothing made sense ''back then'' either. This is just the natural result of that madness.

Z Boyz

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youtube.com/watch?v=xKpzH5bxYsk

Be careful, there are Russians on the internet.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS STEINER?? I'm STILL waiting on Dostum's counter attack on Kabul and I can't take this much waiting. I laughed at Drumpf's JUST 2 WEEKS cope but I've been waiting FOR FUCKING 7 MONTHS for Dostum. And NOW I have to keep waiting for Steiner????

I'm done with this semen slurping """"WAR""""" until Steiner takes Moscow

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>Your fate is seal.

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>he fell for the MAD meme
that hasn’t been a thing for quite awhile nuke it your country would literally be removed

マジかよ?
3DPD

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Too old to be our Z, it's probably about something else, if it was the based Z it would've been newer

The cat doesn't look too happy either...

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=BM0PnqV5-iM

what
no way

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3d japs aren't actually that attractive to the western eye

lmfao

fuck, I think I need to stop browsing here

>368605955
You still haven’t posted your arm by the way

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Kys fucking pedo, japan is a land of fucking losers. Tranny factory t. Country.

Fuck THE ukraine.

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>arguing
stop stressing
start funposting

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Update:

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I understand

oc.
Can someone give me a quick qrd on this reverse scuffed poland cock goblin? All I know is that it's from countryballs meme.

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Actual -=Z=-oomers.

4/10

I swear it got thinner since you reposted it

Stop posting tranime, fucking troons. Slava Ukraini

Please eat more tushonka and babushka's pirozhki

Based. I hope the Slavs MAGA next!

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It's beautiful.

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Yeah you jackasses aren't arguing you're just comfy
Such a young life wasted when you could be in a n/ugh/her arguing against "others"

bump tell me I'm wrong

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Very long mine clearing operation:
youtu.be/oPAIpozp1U8

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I like how Putin's portrait is in the background. Very based

We unironically need putin youth and state propaganda. Too many zoomers here are lost to globohomo

>meet them and hold their hand?
dude, what the fuck

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Thanks, I think I'm done with it.

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I was just trolling. I regret it.

Dude, do some forearm curls or something. Seriously.

Based

your country would be glass and death

watch threads

I'm sure it would be popular if you couldn't get arrested trying to import it

>"Stop posting tranime, fucking troons. Slava Ukraini"

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OK seriously, I do think want to come of as a Ukrainian shill, but I want to have your opinion on the matter, Ukrainians claim to have retaken Makariv, is this true or is this some lies like the earlier kherson counter offensive?

>creepy radioactive talking bear doll from misery mod

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Same energy

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Claim your ukrowaifu

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there is no cure for retards and cowards

>Stop posting tranime, fucking troons. Slava Ukraini

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>watch threads
We’re dealing with suicidal husks, that shit is not a deterrent.

Makarov*

>Ukrainians claim
>is this true or is this some lies

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Oh no.

About as true as me having a 15 inch dick
Could be, but like

Found the dog user, my mistake, looks like he got hit with shrapnel but seems happy at the vet.
files.catbox.moe/xcsixv.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fg9cha.mp4

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oh good the trumpers have arrived

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Massive seething faggot

they all look like men
i'll pass
>verfication not required

Tell us how you really feel

This can't be real

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Number 4

Russians never took the town, is an another twitter victory

Is that one of the Hamburger Legion I heard about?

>memeflaggot
I really should filter all of them and be done with it, no one else uses them here but shills.

Do they cook and clean?

Doll is no more

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I would like to protect them all from american niggers, but my choice is 2d

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>NATO says Ukraine has already won and Russia is out of men and ammo
>NATO also says Poland and Central Europe must also prepare for invasion
which one is it?

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I've been mulling over this question for a while bros. If you were to die tomorrow, would anyone miss you? In my case I think my parents will, and my best friend who I've known from middle school. Maybe one or two coworkers from my previous job, and several that don't come to mind but might surprisingly show up at my funeral. Not a very big crowd in all but the idea is weirdly comforting.

This question first came to mind when I was looking at those pics of dead soldiers, Russian and Ukrainian. Just left out in the open field to be photographed, played with, pissed on, etc. I wondered if their bodies will ever make it home, if their parents and friends and loved ones will grieve. I know that's how it is in war but this is the first time I've followed one from its very inception (Crimea in 2014 wasn't really an all-out war). It feels odd to say this but I wish in a way this never happened. Did I regress mentally? What does /chug/ think about this?

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yes exactly how they retook hostomel like 4 times totally bro

Ah, it's fine user, there is no space left anyway.

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The on the right is mine i like pigtails

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HOLY FUCK THEY'RE HERE

CSGO has been around for a while you know

>/K/ DEFENDED THE GHOST OF KYIV
>/K/ DEFENDED THE REDDIT LEGION
>/K/ WILL DEFEND POORLY EDITED PHOTOS
>/K/ WILL DEFEND ANY NUMBERS THAT TWITTER SAYS
>/K/ WILL LET JEWISH DADDY PUT THE COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND CUM INSIDE
HOLY SHIT /K/ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LMAO

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they would turn every city you have into debris and every person into ash

people in the countryside would die to massive wild fires

you know why russia doesn't have the expensive command and control systems America buys? they pour most of their budget into nukes and hypersonic missiles

dude what

What's chug's opinion on Kadyrov? Discovering him is the best thing out of this saga to me.

As true as Mariupol encirclement broken, Volnovakha and Nikolaev

>would anyone miss you
Probably not.

>be pig
>russia took a city from you
>you launch a desperate counter offensive (meat grinder) with disponsable volunteers
>claim to retake it half an hour before the counter attack order is given
>twitter sesation for the next 12 hours
>russia obliterate your men
>russians are proffesionals and dont seek redit-karma or RTs
>people forget next day

???


Profit

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This nigga new

I'm sorry, I didn't know it was bad

>President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky said he would be ready to discuss the issues of Crimea and the recognition of the Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics with Russia after the Ukrainian side receives security guarantees, end to the war.
What are you dooooiiinnggg

nah ah nigga u gay

based and hilarious

can poland force NATO, if they intervene?
or NATO can just say nahhh fuck you i dont wat WWIII
can poland send troops? isn't this something that all NATO would need to agree for it to happen?

/k/ more like /gay/ lmao

>dumbfuck puts hand in grill
Nothing new to see here

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>What does /chug/ think about this?
I think it would be better if people didn't have to resort to violence to solve problems that could be addressed as friends.

New king of Any Forums

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what ever suites there delusions. Cant wait to see poland die from russia.

Fuckin SMOKED

There has to be someone right? Maybe you have a dog? Or if you're nice to someone who was having a really bad day and they remembered it?

Good morning sirs
Rate my KOT

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chechnya veteran turned shitposter

>fascists get versailles 2.0

i love this timeline

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I intentionally pee on the seats in those restrooms.

They’re going to implode when they learn that we get marching drills, field strip and load AKs at school

HAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAAHHAHAHAAH

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well fuck me if i fell for the copypaste
but either way
>suicidal husks
is there any other way for a man living in a country in a decadance state which will be viewed in other country with no better state than nazi germany or pajeets?

Why the fuck would they sit on top of their vehicle? Shaped charge can't kill them all on the inside, but explosion of said charge or any HE shell will do just that. Whoever said traditions die hard in army was right. If you ever get drafted, sit in the fucking BTR. Also, if you're artillery crew, don't drink from gun barrel(russian tradition), at least one guy almost died of poisoning.

I would pet that cat but he looks very mischievous

checked and thank you for your service

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banned/10
nice kot

heavy tank division

what the FUCK is going on with that GPU?

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First, gaijins have this thing where as they age they "mature" physically and start looking different. Making the explanation short, this makes pedophilia culturally unacceptable. Japs have this thing called neoteny where 6 year olds look the same as a 30 year old so I'm sure the culture evolved differently.
Second, whites just aren't into asians that much lol
Third, 3dpd

>second chechnya

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they put out a banger soundtrack on one of their mariupol vids so cool ig
files.catbox.moe/vtfgrn.mp4

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

if poland does anything that can be interpreted as
an attack then they fall outside of article 5 and the anglos
will have zero qualms to see poland fight to the death against russia

wtf is that pc

Krokodil, you’re welcome.

he is losing

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>mischievous
yeah you are right

This is a very nice kot.
I hope this kot doesn't like to play with dangling wires.

What possible motivation would Russia have to invade Poland?

NEDM?

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very nice, 10/10 would cuddle

>They’re going to implode when they learn that we get marching drills, field strip and load AKs at school

American kids cry and call a teacher when they see a gun, and the police clear the room and confiscate the deadly device.

He's a charismatic meme, and is doing everything he can to bring the chechen pr out of the gutter. He isn't perfect as a leader, but so far, the one that brought the most stability to chechnya, which commendable.

No we don't, putin is a cunt who'd love to sell us to the west, he just wasn't allowed to

Dvach found some lame Russian polandball ripoff and decided to turn Poland into a monster. The rest is history.

>Mariupol is now a destroyed city
Proofs!?

HE CAN'T. WHAT ABOUT STEINEROVSKY? HIS COUNTER ATTACK??

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so what happened with the ultimatum?

>Ukraine keep announcing victory 20 minutes before counter offensives start
>Russia obliterate the counter offensives
>A day later say "ohhhhhhhhhh that sucks guess we just lost it"
>The Ukes have bee doing this non-stop for the past week

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That looks like a Polish parade.

Ofc.

Nice! How about adding salior KoT?

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Hey buddy, have you ever thought about, you know ... just killing yourself?

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Stickbro...

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Does he love Jesus?

its a cable management

Thanks Mr skeltal

Based. You can join the army cadets here if you're in high school but it's becoming more and more pozzed. I don't even think you get to fire Austeyrs anymore

street cred, you fag

I guess it's no coincidence that politicians, especially the powerful ones, are generally psychos. Probably a part of their soul dies the moment they win office.

planed for summer.

Post more human cunny. I am starting to get chernobyl cancer

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the joke is, after all the effort russia put on this kherson people's republic will be in the ultimatum as well

Poland deserves to be invaded by virtue of containing Poles

Is the one on the left a general???

It didn’t

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I'm Arab and we age maybe fast, but when I came 3 years and a half ago I was 18, and people genuinely thought I was in my late 20's. Some said I was 28-29, but I thought they were retarded.
Now, I'm 22, beard completed, if I wear my watch and shirt, people will genuinely believe I'm 35-36 if I have a little beard.
My boss asked me if I wanted to marry a Japanese woman and I said if that happens I'll look like a pedo. (they not only look like children but a lot of people think like ones as well).

BASED

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RUSSIANS, in your internet?
More likely than you think!

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that smol island shows that it is just correleation
not claustrophobic

Oh they don’t give kids real guns, demilled mockups only

Pretty cool tune, anyone got the name?

What causes this ?
Idk what he or the chechens are actually like, but their pr has been brilliant throughout the entire conflict. Is there a way to check telegram channel stats ?

have you been in a bmp? i have and let me tell you,i'd rather die quickly than have all my bones broken when it hits a bump on the road

>President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky said he would be ready to discuss the issues of Crimea and the recognition of the Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics with Russia after the Ukrainian side receives security guarantees, end to the war.

This isn't the "I'm willing to discuss terms" it sounds like.
If you read it carefully, he's saying he refuses to consider the territorial issues until *after* Russia withdraws and he gets guarantees that NATO will have his back.
It's the same old doubling down.

its ogre

>Poland deserves to be invaded by virtue of containing Poles
The whole reason NOT to invade poland is because it has poles.

The one on the right. I'll rail any one of you for her.