Stock piling for recession

Anyone here stocked up for the collapse of the US? I've got enough to outlast this recession and the next.

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Shit tier chocolate.
If you don't eat pic related you are in fact a nigger.

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>85%
Why? You might as well just shovel cocoa powder into your mouth at that point.

I stocked up on condoms. I have to masturbate with a condom on because it’s the only way I can stay hard. Part of what makes me cum is imagining that I’m finally getting laid

But seriously though
Is this really the final act for the USA?
>Saudis refusing Biden's telephone calls
>China, Russia, India all thinking of using Yuan for oil
>Europe depending on Russian oil and natural gas

If this is the end, then what can be done now to prepare?
Should I be buying stacks of rice and beans, storing them for long term?
Should I be buying land?
Should I be buying ammo?
Don't tell me it's too late, just tell me what you're prioritizing

>Hasn't noticed people buying guns and ammo for the past two decades unhinged.
user...

Shelter
Food.
Safety.

you don't have to prep for the apocalypse lol, just for severe economic downturn. that means get physical gold, property, and if you're a yuropoor who relies on russian gas for heating you'll want to buy a shit ton of wood in the summer which u can use during the winter (when prices skyrocket normally). my dad does this every year. saves a lot of bills too.

stupid woman

>He doesn't know

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I'm pretty good on the big 3, and have been since COVID.
My concern is - will this be a recession where shit gets cheaper and jobs disappear? So I should hoard cash?
Or will there be runaway inflation and I should be buying everything in sight now, so that it gets paid off when money is worth less than the paper it's printed on?

Even though you have a toothless leader, you don’t need to worry.
Your shadow orgs have deep rooted, firm control over most of the world. The collapse won’t be happening anytime soon.

Uncultured niggers.
Anything less than this or if it's processed with alkali you do not get the antioxidant benefits of cacao.
Might as well eat a Snickers bar.

>buy wood
>live in Russia

Buy an axe

>90%
Pff, you can do better than that, good sir.

chocolate is disgusting the only worse thing on the planet is root beer

99 is the real shit.

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Fucking retard he's iraqi

Sound like lactose intolerant shitskin cope for not being able to eat delicious and creamy milk chocolate.

What 99% cocoa would taste like? Dirty?

Fuck no I’m just going to wing it

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reminder that American milk chocolate has the same chemical flavor profile as vomit and Americans are conditioned to like it

Idk if this is real but DAMN THATS SOME FUCKING PERCENTAGE

Dark is ok but I don't need it. Honestly Id rather eat habanero covered mangos than chocolate any day of the week

I don't expect you to understand

>stockpiling american vomit chocolate

I could name something, ends in -ew

Kek
I enjoy milk regularly you kiwi fuck.
Take my health advice or leave it. Your choice.
85% is the sweet spot. Anything more than that and it does taste like dirt.
99% is just for baking or garnish. It's fucking inedible...

>u mad joo boi ?

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Lol