Asian massage parlors

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its only worth it if its a good massage. most of those places have older asian ladies anyways. I just consider it part of the massage.

Ya there not bad

he's asking for more specifics. how does he get the chink woman to jack him off? what should he say.

Well sure, the sign says FULL BODY.

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Was actually going to go to one of these tomorrow. How do I ask the girl for a BJ? Upfront or am I expected to be discreet?

It's implied.....it's the implication.

Happy ending is surprisingly not just a meme, they are all prepared for this

Is it a known rub and tug? The place you were thinking of visiting.

That's how I got the herps

>Worth it

>Asian massage parlors

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You tryna get your dick sucked or what exactly

So what you be sayin is white boy taking our queens?

Speak their language and be polite. Just wave a Benjamin in their face and say, “U RIKE DA MONE U SUKEE SUKEE OK?”. They’ll get the message.

They are also staffed by glowniggers. If you go to one you will be secretly recorded and it will be used as blackmail if you become invilved in politics.

Don't do it bro. Bitches are old and ugly as fuck.

Yes, I did my research online and found a place with plenty of good reviews.

some places will never do anything sexual. but i live in vegas where the number of rub-n-tugs is a out equal to the number of non-erotic joints.
if the girl knows her shit she'll never do anything on the first visit, so many will ask "first time?" to this question say "no, I was here two weeks ago"
more forward pervs will initiate by reaching out and touching the girl. she'll either giggle and offer you more service, or say no.
but basically, in the 2nd half of the massage, when they tell you to turn over, if you've got a massive hardon they'll get close and ask if you want more. depends on your market but tip for a handie is usually about 60 or so.
be generous, these girls have a hard life

This dude fucks
And this dude gets it.
You get what you pay for, but if she gives you a good rubdown and an excellent handjob for fifty bucks, you got a good deal. Bring about $150 cash if you want full service.
I like a thorough massage and excellent handjob better than a good hooker tho.
Homies think that makes me a fag but whatever.
My wife is tight and does fun roleplay

You pay 40 50 bucks they give you a nice massage and jerk you off
Not much to it

No not really. It's only worth it if you're absolutely starved for physical contact. Otherwise you're paying too much for a meh massage/service. The massage never actually lasts as long as you pay for too.

>Asian massage parlor
It's all chinks are good for.

Enjoy

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>It's implied.....it's the implication.

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>blackmail

Lmao this isnt the 60s

No one would give a fuck mate, the public would just be thankful he aint fucking kids.

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Need to see feet to really judge, though.

100 bucks for Frank l Granny to touch your pepe.
Mine would probably do it for free if I ask

only sensible answer in thread
t. guy who managed a full nude club in florida for odessa gangsters and backed up recordings of private sneed and feed rooms every night for bosses

Rubmaps

I have attempted to go into multiple obvious massage parlor brothels. Every single time I have been refused service in a passive way by the mama san that runs the front desk. They always tell me they are “busy” even though the parking lot is empty and the place is dead. What am I doing wrong? Do I need a referral or something?

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i think rubmaps is still a thing for finding reviews and discussion on all those places

Yeah I already so that. I'm not fat or grotesque either. Looking for tips about how to go about requesting services.

so ya just get the full body, they'll see you coomin and they'll what's up lol pic rel. I'm only kidding.
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the handjob is only the beginning. usually just for the first time you go there (if they ask "first time?" say "no i've been here before, its been a while.")
once you go a second time, everything becomes negotiable. you can get to a point with them that they jerk you off first, then give you a massage, then jerk/suck/fuck you for round two.
if the girl likes and trusts you enough, you can get them to go to a hotel.
you can be fat and ugly, but you MUST be hygienic and treat them with basic human decency, or they wont even give you a handy because they don't ever want you to come back.
also, i strongly recommend against negotiating price at all. i always pay what they ask, and i get treated like royalty.