I can't decide or find out where I belong to, it seems like such a retarded and shallow system yet it has so much weight in the Harry Potter world for some reason.
I spent all day doing quizzes. Pottermore gives me Gryffindor, most other quizzes give me Slytherin, two gave me Ravenclaw and one gross one gave me... ugh.. HUfflepuff.
What house are you guys? Since you're all autists I'd say Ravenclaw. You clearly don't have ambition so you're not Slytherin, even if you're mean and racist. You don't have balls and you're all incels so you ain't Gryffindor and you sure as hell ain't loyal, hardowrking or kind so you ain't HUfflepuff (even though most of you are boring)
But you guys can be occasionally witty and creative, and Ravenclaw stands out for having the nerds and "alternative thinkers" and even if you guys ain't so smart, you are all incel nerds.
>posts on Any Forums >considers himself separate from "you guys" you're a squib nigger
Carson Reed
>>considers himself separate from "you guys"
I like to think I'm a lone wolf. I don't fit anywhere cuz i'm too cool for school. Awooo. If it makes you feel better I also say "Ugh you redditors" when adressing redditors in reddit or "You twitter troons" when adressing twitterinos in twitter.
Jaxon Garcia
I found the buzzfeed quiz was the most accurate for me.
Joseph Hernandez
Doesn't that one ask you at the end which house do you want and the one you choose is what you get? I hate when they ask that, if I am taking the quiz is because I don't know which one i belong to.
Jeremiah Diaz
No its the other buzzfeed quiz which asks you what your favourite ice cream flavour is and what's your best talent is etc. I'm a dancer btw. Not that I want to give away my house or anything.
Benjamin Young
>I'm a dancer btw.
I don't think JK Rowling allows trannies in hogwarts.
Thomas Gray
>rude My patronus is not a dilator thank you very much.
Gee you found me out. I am literally gonna tag as a school shooter everyone who tells me they are slytherins and we're gonna raid their houses.
I was gonna make the thread about the horoscope but i'm too bias because I can't stand Leos so i would have just tagged all Leo anons as school shooters and got them doxxed and killed.
Angel Price
kys glowie, I will not tell you which house I am affiliated with, and neither should anybody else.
Dominic Lee
I'm tagging you as > Tranny mad he doesn't get to go to hogwarts then
