Confession thread

What crimes have you committed lately user? Confess

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I got a speeding ticket :(

I torrented anime instead of watching it on crunchyroll
not even sorry.

I switched off lights on a guy shitting in public toilet.

I breathed while white.

ignoring customer service wagies when they try to harass me

saw some asian bitch in new york get murdered near the subways, dude just looked back hard at me and was considering killing me, thing is we were cool so he just told me to throw the body in a trash bag and the womens daughter was crying lol

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I stole a lettuce from Aldi

Jacked it to MILF NTR porn last night.
May do it again tonight

I pirated some software.

I relaxed, I won't relax anymore.

I raped multiple white women

I insisted that Will Thomas is a man.

Nice try glowie

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Smoked weed in a non-weed legal state

killed a spider by accident

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Stole two packs of soda and a 2 liter of Kolashanpan from Wal-Mart because it was busy and they weren't gonna check everyone's receipt for unbagged items.

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ripped an immense döner kebab induced fart in public transport meters before my station

SNEED FORMERLY SUCKS CHUCK N FEED

That's really cool user. Did he slip you a dollar afterwards?

Raped my wife. Haven't heard from her since Friday. I think went to stay with her sister, but I'm afraid to go over there to get her back.

That was after user performer oral on him.

I watched Star Trek: Discovery and Star Trek: Picard, the worst writing i've ever seen in a tv show.... until I watched a couple episodes of the new Doctor Who Season 13

haven't hated jews enough lately

no but my gift was living because he mentioned no witnesses.
thank god that black man who killed that asian bitch let me live

this one right herer, officer