They wait at the gas station with a huge jug...
You gas, and go to pay at the counter,
These vultures, women even, come up while you're inside the store, and they fill their jug at your pump before you pay!
And then when confronted, completely unrepentant, they'll say things like "I drive a porsche dude, fuck you"
Get a load of these completely shameless gas robbers... especially the one at 0m36s
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Gas Thieves
Zachary Long
Gabriel Reyes
>go inside to pay
But, i dont do that.
Eli Jackson
>dude, fuck you
Anyone who doesn't deck the fucker after that line deserves to get shit stolen from them. Doesn't even matter if you lose the fight, you don't just let the worst of society walk over you during a crisis, or you will make it way the fuck worse.
Isaiah Cook
I wish burgers would just call it petrol. Calling a liquid "Gas" is dumb.
Ayden Allen
Even if prices rise over 2,5 per liter oder almost 10 burgershekels per gallon people aren't stealing like niggers like americans do.. truly an exceptional place.
Brandon Carter
Bash her fuckin skull in with the nozzle and take your gas back.
Zachary Miller
I prefer 'fuel,' it always had a nice phonetic ring to it. 'Benzine' is also really sexy.
Jeremiah Bell
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Don’t forget to slash a huge hole in the gas can so they can’t use it again
Tyler Lewis
i would have kicked over her bucket and flicked my lit cigarette at her
Levi Baker
i agree
Ethan Gray
No shit. They do know it as gasoline though.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
it's short for "gasoline," you shortbus bench warmer
Joseph Morris
unironically this
Michael Perez
The word "gas" also has another, more common meaning.
Julian Harris
Every Kwik Trip store now requires prepayment or pay at the pump. No more single bill for gas and food anymore.
Isaiah Torres
gas is short for gasoline, spaghetti brains
Parker Myers
pretty sure they scope it out before hand and steal from reddit looking söy cucks they know will do nothing but, ahem, fume over it
Luis Fisher
>These vultures, women even, come up while you're inside the store, and they fill their jug at your pump before you pay!
You got no gypsies in Canada, eh? Over here in Ye Olde Evropa we do. That's why the pump locks as soon as you put the nozzle on the rack until the cashier resets it (i.e. after payment).
David Rodriguez
????????? who doesnt pay at the pump with a card
are you 85 or something
go inside to pay LOL
Thomas Baker
What kind of retarded burger setup allows the pump to still work after you've put it back in the cradle?
Henry Perry
You're dumb. Also fat.
Aiden Garcia
gasoline, petroleum distillate, benzene, all the same. but calling it benny would seem more aussie or perhaps european
Isaac Wilson
and you're poor, ex-burger user
eh, i guess
Daniel Moore
The last time I saw gas you could pump without paying was in the early 90s. That's something that exists in tiny rural nothing towns only
Isaac Brooks
>This One Trick Defeats the Fuel Theif!
Julian Mitchell
I heard about these people that parked a van over top of the underground gas storage in the secret compartment opened up under the van and then they sucked all the gas up
Eli Gutierrez
Used to be common before diversity fixed that for us.
Jacob Rogers
Imagine calling a liquid "gas" lmao holy shit I hate americans so much, your retardedness truly knows no bounds.
Austin Morales
Good warning OP. I suspect thieves only do this in liberal states. Thieves could easily catch a bullet or at least a knee to the face if they tried this in Texas, Florida, New Hampshire....
Samuel Diaz
Hahah