>Americans unironically get destroyed by hurricanes, tornadoes, snowstorms, fires, and massive floods every year
You'd think they would be rather hearty people, but most are still obese and weak. Why is this?
Americans unironically get destroyed by hurricanes, tornadoes, snowstorms, fires, and massive floods every year
Asher Lopez
Brayden Gonzalez
>but most are still obese and weak.
Where do you get this from?
Owen Diaz
We build shitty houses.
It's a money thing. We are really, really, underpaid. upkeep is something only done through house insurance normally.
Also, Still landed on the moon. you didn't
Hudson Carter
Wyatt Myers
obesity is their survival method, they keep themselves anchored to the earth by their sheer mass. they make their houses from cardboard to guarantee that it will be lower than their own density and offset the tornado's hunger, and thus leave them.
Isaiah Murphy
You will never be American. You will never project power on the world stage, and you will always depend on US defense. Fucking europoor, you're lucky you're on our good side for now.
Caleb Howard
there is an uknown party working to end humanity or largely depopulate it
they have large ammounts of influence considering all groups that try to "stop them" like the UN or "ECO PRODUCTS" either do nothing or harm us more. Clean nuckear energy is irrationaly hated
Even tho we are at most wealthy people earn almost nothing and inflation is higher and higher withouth the increase of wagies. Pornography, video games, fast foods and all foods hack your brain, give you plastic poisoning, or lead poisoning
Everything either turns you gay, mentally retarded or insane
We are going into the dark ages of man kind
Blake Garcia
europoor trash
Tyler Parker
tornaders cant lift us fatties
Christopher Russell
45% obese in the US, 25% in the UK.
still not winning, fatty
Joseph Moore
never mentioned the UK and the US has 5 times the population retard the rest of your ”people” are fucking starving to death
Jack Baker
Tornadoes hitting you are still extremely rare in the US even with the elevated risk
Hurricanes are overblown and really only fuck up coastlines and if youre literally getting hit directly
Anthony Jackson
>former world power protecting fellow former world power
Europoors
Cope fag
Christopher Anderson
wait til you figure out the government controls the weather and all the storms and shit were planned
John Cook
simple facts,, are you some kind of fact-dodging sjw faggot?
eat shit
Gabriel Bell
IT HAS BEGUN
Robert Richardson
whatever you say fat bastard
Grayson Cook
Shitskin confirmed
Jackson Rivera
kek
This circumsised amerimutt is loves his fat niggers
Owen Russell
>he doesn't know
Jacob Rivera
Stay mad, europoors
You too, Bruce. Stay in your chinese-owned dystopia state and never fucking talk to me again.
Alexander Thompson
thank fuck for not being american. wouldn't want the sort of personality that found those nine boxes interesting.
the fuck is wrong with you?
Xavier Gutierrez
i tried to decifer it too. it's either a bot or clinically insane.
Aaron Gutierrez
> Stay in your chinese-owned dystopia state
he doesnt knowwwwww he doesnt know he doesnt knowwwowwowwwwwwwwww
Asher Stewart
Whenever a mutt has a chip on their shoulder and wants to assert themselves, it’s always a shitskin.
Parker Jenkins
so mad, lmao
>still dependent on US for defense
From where does this arrogance come?
Blake Reyes
Whenever someone gets outrageously angry at Americans for their superiority, you can always tell it's a jealous europoor. Didn't need the flag to tell me that
Hunter Foster
Lol I never said anything, but you are clearly a shitskin with an inferiority complex. You’ll always be a second class citizen in Muttland
Owen Hughes
The middle panel should be chaotic neutral - a technically neutral action (just following orders) performed knowing it will sow chaos.
Justin Diaz
Natural disasters are kino.
Justin Wilson
I mean, I would normally suggest a doctor around about here. But I do appreciate you are american, so it would probably cost you seven lifetimes of your burger flipping wage for one visitation. So you know, I hope you enjoy sucking the black man's dick for the rest of your life.