These are the people making fun of American suburbs for being soulless

Project harder, nigger

You're a British colony and I fail to see the difference.

I see nothing wrong with this. At least a kid can leave this suburb if he wants to.

Your father was a "nigger", maybe you shouldn't talk like that and have some respect for the man who raised you.

this
literally can't fart without the neighbors hearing

Thats because youre a retard who doesnt know what American burbs look like.

Land in a UK city is about £100,000 an Acre, 5 acres would be around £500,000(US$650,000) just for the land

Those houses in OP's pic could cost around £230,000 to £400,000 depending on the location in the UK.

The house I want to buy is £414,000 (pic related)

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poor people housing, which is eighty percent of you peasants is worse in cappies than bongs

American suburbs are ugly but they look nothing like that. The way the yards are carved up like that is sickening.

Disgusting desu. Just tear the fences down and make a shared courtyard.

>walk
Which area in the USA is walkable and NOT car dependent?

Yeah, everyone knows HOA suburbs are shit.

That's not America. America hasn't invented stone house technology yet.

I hate America as much as the next guy, but Americans have nice big homes on big plots of land.

>people
Deano's live there not actual humans.

Where do you park your other cars?

seethe
jej

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Modern britoids are terrified of each other and try to avoid their neighbours
Didn't used to be that way when I was a nipper

More than you would think. It's the developments that get built by one organization way out in the mountains with absolutely nothing around them that are car dependent.

>other cars

Dont be cruel user... haha ;D

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Looks comfy imo

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Are you also blind? Both pictures are ugly but they look nothing alike.

That looks so fucking soulless, it's not even funny. No wonder americlaps literally shoot other people.

What's wrong with it? Looks very comfy

I see no difference and would kill myself if those were my only options

Is suburban life really like they portray it on Desperate Housewives?

Would you be open to doing us all a favor and killing yourself anyways?

We build stone houses here. Just not very often, because our jew government imports two million shitskins every six months and they have to go somewhere.

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Oh yeah?

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USA has almost the same land surface as Europe, but with half the population.

The soulless part with USA cardboard suburbs is that you need a car to get anywhere and the 2 hour commute to work.

why would I kill myself when I live better than you?

I like the little tree. Can't wait for it to grow a meter or two and have the neighbours (who are complete strangers) demand it must be cut down because it's blocking their sunlight or some shit.

I can never tell if Any Forums muttflags hate suburbs and idealise rural living, or think suburbs are a paradise and the envy of the rest of the world.

Why do people shit in American cookie cutter houses and plazas? It’s not soulless, it’s capitalism, free market, and money making, which is the culture of America. People pretend like Italian Beach towns or Amsterdam is so soulful, as it resonates with their culture, but American culture is corporatism and wealth, you just don’t like it. I do. I love that as a developer I can have builders build 4 template houses and people can choose between them and the builders can build 300 homes, this lowers my expenses and increases my profits since people will buy them anyway. Why does everyone want to be so unique? It doesn’t make you interesting or special

That house isn't stone, it's just a facade. Just behind that thin veneer is the same old whitewood 2x4s and MDF.

Sucks that you live in a city then yup

I could find you within two hours because of that pic user, never post IRL photos here user, never!

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I can never understand how american is literally born from our nutsack and still b so retarded in the uk we build houses with brick and cement only !! Why the hell do u have houses built out of wood did u never hear the big bad wolf and piglets story no wonder y ur houses r flimsy and attract mold ur nearly as bad as sub saharan apes tht build 1 story mud huts lolol

consider yourself lucky.
In our country you'd pay €600k+ at the very least for those kind of houses
There's a country-wide housing shortage timed perfectly with millennials looking to start families in need of an house.
>MFW I can't start a family because boomer politicians ignored an compounding problem for 15-20 years

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Is that fence your property line?

DEATH TO AMERICA
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

All of the UK is a city.

An acer of builderable land in the countryside is a £400,000 per Acer.

Because we have the largest timber industry in the world numbnuts

Not my problem

Too high and too flimsy fences.

>euros btfo

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Looks like Moscow outskirts, only the fences are not made out of hardened metal bars.