/chug/ - Comfy Happening in the Ukraine General #1050

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>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in the Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in the Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, apparently no casualties
>US sending $800 million in the Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones.
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements

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Zneed

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BROS, WHY ARE HOHOLS SUCH FUCKING LIARS.

>Big Bada Boom with an attempt of framing it as an attack on "innocent" mall and "civilian" structure
files.catbox.moe/itipra.mp4
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>Secondary Explosion
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Z

Russia is losing

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Z
In b4 leafcuck with his delusions.

any day now

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evils have no choice but to lie in the face of truth

>March 10 to March 20
That progress is pretty embarrassing.

>NO ISSUES AT ALL EXIST
Last year we sold the seeds for 480 euros/ton at market value
Now the are already making the binding contracts for this year at a price of around 1600 euros/ton.If you like sunflower oil, then strap yourself in, it'll be pricey...
t farmer, last year made bank...

losing their shit over how easy this war has been

Slow thread
Probably becayuse nothing is happening for now

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 48 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 3 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 4 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 5 days!
>Ukraine will fall in a week!
>Ukraine will fall in two weeks!
>Ukraine will fall in three weeks!
>We don't NEED to take Kiev
>we don't NEED to take Kharkiv
>we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks
>we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol
YOU ARE HERE
>we don't NEED to not lose Crimea
>we don't NEED to not attack NATO in a fit of autistic frustration
>we don't NEED to not let Kaliningrad get steamrolled by the Poles
>we don't NEED the Germans to be released onto Russia for the third time
>we don't NEED Putin to not shoot himself

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Is it happening?

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it's not a race, kraut

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>that progress
You said it was stalled. I even read Russia was retreating?

Stalin didn't deport you enough

Innocent it was not.

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Yeah, Mariupol standing proud. What's left of it.

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na. putin gonna be like plz no destroy the city and kill people, they might be jewish. think of the optic comrade, the world might hate me.

14 words

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France fell in less than 2 weeks during WW2, and you're telling me a first world nuclear superpower has barely made any progress in a month with near complete air superiority.

Yeah, we're losing our sides from how stupid hohols and redditors are

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what if to remake monkey memes in prorussian ways? monkey zelensky, monkey biden or smth.
any ideas?

QRD on Schweiner's counter attack that will free up the troops in Mariupol?

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Z

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MATT NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MATT NOOOOO

checked & keked

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Paшaн D-day
God imagine the movies

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chugsisters,
we're advancing ... backwards

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Did commies build their housing blocs to be warproof or some shit

They seem like faggots, Jews and crypto-Jews to me.
Consider how the Jews still celebrate Purim, a "pre-emptive genocide", committed against Persians inside Persia. And it wouldn't surprise me if the Jews did not and do not believe in their claimed justification for Purim, back then and now.

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>WOW HOW COOL
>HECKIN CONVOY PARKED UNDER THIS MALL
>CANT wAIT TO GET UP-ACK

No, adopt the monke putin meme like we did with Chud

>Nearly one month in, why is Russia still not occupying the entirety of Ukraine, let alone Kiev or Charkov?
That's quite an unrealistic goal though? The timeframe (1 month) doesn't fit. The size of the invading force doesn't fit. The actual scale of Ukraine doesn't fit. The actual Russian war doctrine doesn't fit.
I mean, you can come up with any arbitrary number and claim "hurr durr if Oinkraine isn't destroyed by this date then RUSSIA LOST, THIRD RATE ARMY. COPE VATNIKNIGGERS" and you'll just sound like an impotent child with very limited attention span. This is a country on the border with Russia, so bomb galore won't work because they'll have to live with these people eventually. Not piss on the country and then fuck off like what happens every time America intervenes.

It is a race, considering there is a narrow time window for momentums. Also, Rasputitsa will make progress even more difficult.
>retreating
But that's not how Russia is going to win.

I'd actually support ukraine if they had (counter-)couped the jew regime within the last 8 years.
They didn't.

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>I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
A lil bit more.

hoholbros said theyre actually pushing the russians back off like the avengers. Nice try ivan...

More kinzhal when

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14 diet cokes and 88 big macs

He's gonna drop a fucking boulder on the Russian army just watch dude. Gonna make Putin turn off that pesky adblock for good.

their strategy is not to scorch the earch, clear.y

That is what they are fighting for indeed.

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earth* clearly*
too much vodka

That would be an interesting turn of events. German Revolution style.

>it's not our fault for stationing military equipment in a civilian shopping mall
>it's the "dumb cunt" who took a picture of it
fucking hohols, man

Nice one, kek.

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>Begs Syria for mercenaries
>Begs Belarus to intervene
>Begs China for equipment and takeout food

Is this what winning looks like?

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Хoхoл - имитaция жизни.

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Why are they like this? Store military equipment in a civilian mall, get bombed, and then proceed to cry about it. Pathetic. Frendship with hohols ended.

Mein Loli.... Schweiner doesn't have the troops to counter attack

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they're fighting just to die
they won't be remembered as heroes

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watch at your gas and energy bills better

We build our houses with a lot of concrete. The main reason, I think, is the cold. If you live in a house with paper walls and it's -30C outside, you're done for.

>/UHG/ #1000
>hijacked
>/uhg/ none the wiser
devilish

/UHg/ #1000

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Reminder that the Ukrainians have to write a yearly report about their progress of gender equality in their army and send it to NATO

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>there's still electricity in Kyev

Why?

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Azov's hatred for Russia was greater than their hatred for jews. Kinda ironic.

they wont be remembered at all.

Russian troops doesn't dare to enter Odessa.
It's the home turf of the ass bandit.

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remember the autist saying they wouldn't touch odessa a week ago? god I wish they blew up all the catacombs

The Russian control in Kharkov and Chernigov oblasts was always sourced from Chinese analyst's ass desu

The wife of ex-People's Deputy Igor Kotvitsky, who is called the "right hand" of the former Interior Minister Arsen Avakov, declared 28 million dollars and 1.3 million euros when entering Hungary. Such unrealistic sums are withdrawn from Ukraine, which is engulfed by hostilities, by people close to top officials, albeit former ones. It should be noted that at one time it was Kotvitsky who led the Avakov family corporation, and many even called him the "purse" of the then Minister of Internal Affairs.

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Fuck, the Ghost of Mariupol just flew over my house.

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Why are they so jewish? I never thought about ukrainians at all before this but they really do seem to cry out as they strike you.

youtube.com/watch?v=sVQ_YPZJJcs

Thoughts on these zogbots? Look at their eyes. Look at their speech patterns. Listen to their motivations.

No idea but I really like smug monke Putin

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How else will the civilians post their tiktok videos to the russian intelligence service?

>nuclear power
so you admit that they can just annihilate the Ukraine within an hour, but themselves choose not to do it.

So you answered your own question.
btw. the same aremy that took 2 weeks in WW2 to take France did take 4 weeks to take Kiev alone in the very same war.

368452098
Somebody tell him about China...

kosovo serbian clay or no?

Hello sirs,

Z

They probably were, to an extent, after WWII.

files.catbox.moe/j4qvpv.MP4

Ukrainians are brainwashed

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> Go home! Go home! Go home!
> Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

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I enjoy leaf user, he brings good bants

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I don't trust memeflags, and I am also going to wait for better sources on the latter images - the last image has too low resolution for me to see which vehicles it is.

let's gooooooo
youtu.be/HK69saPRBIc

Gotta let them charge their phones so they can leak more info

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I just saw the ukranian counter offensive flying over mine! Holy shit!

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they just wanna commit a suicide by proxy

nothing makes them seethe more than when the incompetent blundering monkey dabs on their heros

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wikipedia said 6 weeks

You guys are the reason I have trust issues
YOU SAID 5 MINUTES LEFT AND ITS BEEN 12 HOURS

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yes

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I need to pay like 20 euros more per month for gas than what i used to, i'll survive i think

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So what was at the mall, a military base?

daily bridge.
imagine future ukraine without bridges, railroads, fuel...

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No please. You just know if that imperial architecture gets wrecked they'll replace it with MORE COMMIE BLOCKS.

it's simple, trust no one.

You forgot the video post (((( .
I will post it.

you are jewish

Owned by jews

but he died under mariupol siege
the boulder king is DEAD

Whos gonna take care of his wife's son now?

Sometimes the CIA can be entertaining and not pure cringe.

203mm shells, grads, other supplies maybe.

Ukraine is a corrupt shithole that was sucked dry by foreign voltures and domestic traitors. Ordinary people never got the taste of the riches in ukrainian soil.

>368452098
>Begs /uhg/ for corpse pics
>Begs /k/ for copium
>Begs /po/rasha for memes and CP

Is this what winning looks like?

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you don't watch anime

Is Zelensky still in Romania or has he gone somewhere else now? The green screen vids with dissapearing ears are really embarrasing.

mauripol falls in 5 minutes bro

The European Union is a shining beacon of democracy and human rights.

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>what's at the mall
Nothing.

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>Believing anything you read on Any Forums
Ngmi

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Does anybody have the originals without these retarded vhs filters?

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Trust the plan - Q

There is a photo of Ukies moving in military vehicles to the mall too.

Praying for Russia’s victory!

then maybe smth like chud alfa monkey putin

a peace prize for throwing innocent men into the jaws of a righteous superpower

heres pic

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Ukraine losing. US robbing tax payers to slow the bleed.

Sounds like 20 years of Iraq in less than 1 year. US people need to water some fucking trees back home.

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SALAMI OINKAINI you russian bots never cease to amaze me but if you can you send some food to oinkraine not like we are out of it or anything but you could help a good cause

11000 dead Russian? Oh no it was 1100 hold a minute it was 110 special forces dead Russian I mean I think we killed 11 at least? Ok we killed a "Russian" saboteur and called it a day

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Based Texas, best country in the world