/chug/ - Comfy Happening in the Ukraine General #1046

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>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
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>Purge of opposition in the Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in the Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
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>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
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>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
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>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
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someone else bake next
thanks

>White womans law
She will fuck a dog at some point, regardless.
>Verification not required.

Mein fuhrer... Schweinerenko...

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PEACE TALKS HAVE FAILED
RUSSIA IS SAYING ZELENSKY/UKRAINE ARE JUST FUCKING AROUND AT THIS POINT

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comfy

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>the other (gay) thread STILL not at 1000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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publication.pravo.gov.ru/Document/View/0001202202280067
Here's how an actual MoD order looks like.

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It took Putin this fucking long to figure that out?

Z

Is zelensky a dumb fuck? I thought jews were highly regarded for their high iqs? This is just fucking dumb and two steps behind if anything even on a neutral perspective

So who will be the big olikahuna to topple Putin? And will it be before or after the end of the war?

thanks for the bakery argentanon. you are a king.

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Rate my new /uhg/ cope

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Z! God hates hohols!

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XS-B3 air gun

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publication.pravo.gov.ru/Document/View/0001202203140021
Here's the most recent publicly available one, from february 2022
№62
Nowhere near №132 as in the ookie fake

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just imagine occupying 1/3 of a nigga's territory and then he walks into peace talks and starts asking you to return a land you annexed a decade ago with no bloodshed or opposition since

Ukrainians wait a green light from Washington. Currently a prolonged war is good for the NATO to show that the Russian military can't invade Ukraine easy.

honestly wouldn't mind a more comfy pace but shills won't let us.

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Last edit of my crappy but fresh OC.

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>boomb it, then boombit again

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>before or after the war
in exactly two weeks from now.

>the order was given to castrate captured Russians

Russian anons, spread this on your telegram groups so that the DPR/LPR militia guys get a hold of this information and pass it on to the regular forces. Maybe even the chechnyans will get to hear about it.

Maybe it would be good to give them some blood lust and hope that the establishment stops pussyfooting around. Hohols deserve nothing good.

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That vid is pre-invasion.

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Russia starts it's day with a 100+ dead ukies and reddit trannies. Putin is based.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

Any update on the 35-years-in-aerospace-industry guru? I'm worried

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Why do they love.globohomo so much?

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Ok I see, never could have guessed and I pride myself in my knowledge of guns, thx rusanon

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its probably all going according to his plan

they can't keep their grubby propaganda hands off of anything

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Schweinerenko will win the war in 2 more weeks.

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It's a diplomatic move. They made sure they gave every chance to change and held it in document for the history.
Zelensky is just running a TV show with real casualities. He's not a real politician, but he doesn't need to be.
It's just a sequel to Wag The Dog made in a series with multiple seasons.
With human sacrifices.

>BAKER NEEDED FOR NEXT BREAD. I REPEAT. BAKER OUT AFTER THIS BATCH.
>BAKER NEEDED FOR NEXT BREAD. I REPEAT. BAKER OUT AFTER THIS BATCH.

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Post your favorite gun

>Bogs both died of 'rona and I didn't even know until yesterday when some guy offhandedly mentioned it in a post
world is a fuck my man

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Dangling from his celling as we speak

Putin, avenge the people of Ukraine by destroying Zelensky and his Nazi Army. Take the kid gloves off and do what must be done, more lives are lost than saved by not destroying the Zelensky regime quickly. After they are defeated, peace keeping and healing can begin and in the long run, the Ukrainian people will be better off. Now is the time to use that hammer.

Z!

kek

Thanks, yeah we already got him on the list, don't worry.

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this cant be real

Wouldn't the proper response would be ignore/don't give aid to the injured russian forces? At least no one will be that mad.

yes...?

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Any tank vs tank clash footage?

holy shit and in the same week

post it in my thread on /k/

Also woke up the Odessans with the Navy.

files.catbox.moe/5dge20.mp4

They didn't die, they ascended.
They will live on in meme format, at least for a while.

He is doing what he is supposed to do, NATO wants to create a new Afghanistan to color revolution Russia, zelensky is supposed to use Ukrainians as meat shields for that goal.

That nigger deserves to be dragged around tarmac with a buhanka

they just once again anticipated the market, exiting life before the imminent winter

That's some low precision shooting ww2 naval engagement style

Russians will never learn

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Their cope isn't even amusing anymore. They just look sad and cringe.

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Claim was that they were probing for naval mines or that those were a warning.

Good.

Actual amerykanyets or just a larp?

I do believe it's a good thing they "tried". It gives good looks for the Chinese and the other Russia-aligned or the new "third world" countries. It's absolutely FUTILE to negotiate with the west at this point. They have made their minds long ago. In my country, and many others, it's impossible to get rid of the "Ukrainian genocide" or the "Ukraine dindu nuffin" narratives.

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twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1505162136309444613

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Death:
Igor: 3 January 2022 (aged 72)
Grichka: 28 December 2021 (aged 72)
Paris, France

During the war obviously, if it's a peaceful transition probably medved, if it's a color revolution who knows? Some trans ultra feminist? It makes no difference, it will be a puppet.

Its not much but Its the gun I trained on

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enjoy your flag while it lasts. kind regards.

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ZELENSKY knows that Russia is finshed. They put up a good fight but they are no match to the ghost of kyiv, the Kharkov kid finder, the gulton of Kyiv, the Oddessa Ass bandit and the cucumber of Kyiv.

It's just like when the avengers beat Thannos only in real life. Face it Chug Chud Ukraine is on the right side of history. ZELENSKY will win and retake all his territory and more. The Putler Monkey is finished.

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I’m never going to understand why the American deep state thought they could turn Ukrainians against Russians. Or what the point of all this bullshit is

One dashcam vid of an ukie T-64BV getting blown up by an unseen tank.

If he is one of ours, he fucking deserved it.

You don't really know what they were aiming at, do you?

Make the rubble bounce.
>Do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.

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Theeyv Acteeveyted quantum eemmmooortaaaleeeteee

For every missile sent by GRISEUS to kill innocent ukrainian civilians, thousands of grisean civilians could have bought a nintendo switch!

STOP GRISEAN AGGRESSION NOW

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He apologized guys no bully pls

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>2004

What did he mean by this?

The mines ukraine put on the beaches (without notifying civilians, resulting in a few deaths) washed out to sea, which could still pose a threat to landing ships on the sand bars.

this is the real corona tragedy wtf

It looks neat, thanks

Anyone got "nigga there's no hoes in there" template?

Why would Sven do this?

Interesting how the army is taking it nice and slow but the militias are going balls deep. Really shows that moral can be the deciding factor.
Them keeping their phones might actually be a good thing, I want the will to avenge present on the lads that take part in the Day of the Ham

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>The men then aggressively banged on their bedroom doors, demanding to be let in.

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Imagine believing that it was actually because of the fake virus

Cool now they can see the globohomo they demanded firsthand

Nothing very good. There was a video from one of the first days where people were standing in the middle of the road and filming some tanks up ahead shooting each other, but you couldn't see much.

america is going thru a controlled implosion. it almost feels like they are trying to force a coup or something. this is not the america of decades ago. the decision is made and the power is being transferred. it almost feels like history is already written and being forced on us.

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lmao it even has all the reddit talking points, how old is this exercise?

...water?
...the beach?

Do shells trigger magnetic mines?

I hope you end up in one of those bags soon, faggot. KA-FUCKING-BOOM.

What exactly are Russian demands?

His alluding to 2004 Beslan school siege.

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No refunds. If your mouth writes check you ass must cash

just like this i might add..

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Can you give me some Telegrams that can be contacted? I tried forwarding messages to Intel Slava but there was no option. Maybe I just don't understand how Telegram works

At the beginning, pretty reasonable; now, nobody knows.

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More banana

Probably the stuff they've been screaming for nato to deal with for eight years.

>America embarrassingly loses Afghanistan. Can't even drone strike one guy right, instead bomb a man and his family
>Russia stalls and gets bogged down by one of the poorest countries in Europe

Are the militaries of the "Great" Powers overrated as fuck? Are they a meme we got fooled into believing and fearing?

What fucking clowns

The real ones, the meme ones or the obscure ones that can mean whatever they want depending on the day???

> demilitarization
> denazification
> recognition if donbas reps and crimea
basically the same as before

We all deserve a better Kalibr of conflict

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Ironic that a hohol says that.

Have you picked a new anthem yet? You'll need one after the war is over, since "Щe нe вмepлa Укpaїни" won't be true anymore.

>not a Any Forumsraeli
you're gonna make it, user

>America is weak internally
>elites are profiting while the country suffers
>pick a fight with a country willing to defend itself
>rally the suckers around hating the external enemy
I’m definitely getting vibes

They are detonating mines you potato

LPR/DPR become independent
Crimea (which has been in Russian hands for 8 years) becomes officially part of Russia
Neutrality and no joining NATO and possibly no joining the EU
Army can exist but NO foreign bases or advisers
Neo-Nazi elements purged and/or banned

cute

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>water
>beach
very possible, warning shots maybe?

Also, I'm not up to speed with these things. If you don't want to hit the houses, wouldn't you have to 'walk' your fire in? Cause it looked the hits were getting closer and closer.

In 2004 Russia "resolved" the school capture by terrorists by bombing everyone, hostages included
In 2022 Russia "resolved" the drama theater capture by gassing everyone inside, hostages included
In 2000 instead of accepting foreign help, Russia let Kursk submarine sink, letting all personnel to die
Putin is an experienced murderer of his own people.

Only real countries get to have anthems

Noone knows exactly, ukie side is being told to hold on by their handlers and putin can't lose this war, possible scenarios include heavy concessions for the russian side (possibly with a kherson peoples republic), a neutral state (janukovych was transported to minsk a week or two ago) or a russian puppet (improbable). Zelensky will bail at the last moment (if he's still even there, greenscreen etc) and hell be declared a government in exiled by the glowies who will try and do another colored revolution in the country a few months after the war ends

Lol, you just have a romanticised view of how wars work.

I know official ist only the donbass and crimea, but I would doubt Russia would risk letting Ukraine cut off water to crimea again

Can you Russkies get the Chechens to execute him ISIS-style? would be kino.

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War is hard.
One of the reasons to try and avoid it in the first place.

Theyre gonna try to push us to war, which will cause civil war.

Зaпиcки Beтepaнa t.me/notes_veterans has a chat bot: @vestovoi_bot
You can probably try telling them about it there

the same as they have been all the time
the reason they gave to start the operation

Any new info on that Kiev strike?

Would they force them to join the Eurasian Union as well?

Do they really want to take this all the way with Russian forces, because Russians can make this happen without all the hubub.

America lost because it's a pathetic weak nation built on bluffing. Russia hasn't even used a tenth of it's power mostly because they don't want to have to kill more people than necessary

kill all the merc's rusbros, don't leave one alive

Thank you

Russia isn't stalled or bogged down, they're trying to minimize civilian causalities. However, Putin underestimates just how much of a psycho Zelensky is, along with the rest of the West. Putin needs to bring the hammer down and send these sick fucks a message. Any Civilian caught in the crossfire, is on the West's hands, Putin needs to do what must be done and pronto.

Holy shit OSF truly has bot farms in here

Probably going to pull a dilbert and tell how no one could see that coming so he is still right

>monke putin is not funny
But he is! He's as funny and adorable as fren Pepe. I especially like the banana phone.

ah yes tovariushu podporuschniku out of 39 suspected terrorists we've eliminated 129 with another 300 wounded. glory to rossija!