/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1033

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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones.
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/oko287.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/95qf5u.MP4
files.catbox.moe/z67o90.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3fv0nm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v6h1u4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/umyob4.MP4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=f1dHb07FdFQ
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
t.me/istorijaoruzija/46552
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNebYfhUJME
files.catbox.moe/85ijvs.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=M_05Qj92W9Q
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>Massive explosion in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

>Russian Military rounding up Nationalists
files.catbox.moe/ohfmyg.mp4 (embed)

>Glow in the dark base captured intact
files.catbox.moe/oko287.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

>Russia has now employed Tornado-G MR launchers - Kharkov
files.catbox.moe/95qf5u.MP4

>DPR shows fortified ukie positions
files.catbox.moe/z67o90.mp4

>Ukrainian mine in Odessa explodes on its own
files.catbox.moe/3fv0nm.mp4

>user identifies as УПAБ-1500B
files.catbox.moe/v6h1u4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/umyob4.MP4

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putin is a midget

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/


▶War Crimes

files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

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Russia is about to commit an unprecedented war crime in Mariupol... and you're celebrating... Disgusting.

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Reminder

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threads move so fast no one will notice i'm a big gay

IS MAURIPOL GLASSED YET?

WHAT'S THE FUCKING HOLD UP?

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Kek hilarious pic baker

This one goes out to Mariupol.

RIP

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Post yfw Mariupol is completely destroyed

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Reminder

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>unprecedented
Read more, your vocabulary with thank you.

Daily reminder that i'd be very kino if VDV was sent to the carphatians

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Shouldn't have been gay

Simple as.

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youtube.com/watch?v=f1dHb07FdFQ

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Letting these niggers live is a war crime.
That is about to happen is justice.

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Everything I don't like is a warcrime.

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE UPDATING PIC RELATED TO THIS COPYPASTA?

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men lie about this too though
and other things
kek

I love her bros

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Pee on the russians face

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Only looser get prosecuted!

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time's up homo

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I just got back from spending all weekend with my side negress. Status report /chug/?

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Very nice, user

Would be a shame if someone launched a missile there to kill that armed combatant...

God I wish the Russians would stop fucking around and finish this, the normies at work are unbearable and Unironically getting all their talking points from fucking tik tok.

KEK

Fuck celebrating, I’m just edging now

Post a picture of a vehicle with an ((A)) symbol. I have yet to see one. Otherwise V O Z stands for
>Volodymyr
>Oleksandrovych
>Zelenskyy

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SLAVA BUHANKA

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Any happenings?

"We will fight to the last soldier" - adviser to the mayor of Mariupol

Moscow's humanitarian promises cannot be trusted, according to the adviser to the mayor of Mariupol, Pyotr Andryushchenko, and the city will not stop defending itself, he said.

"We will fight to the last of our soldiers," Andryushchenko told the BBC.

Andryushchenko repeated unconfirmed statements made in recent days by other Mariupol officials that Russian forces were forcibly evacuating some residents of the city to Russia.

"When they [Russian forces] talk about humanitarian corridors, what are they really doing? They are really forcibly evacuating our people to Russia," he added.

The BBC did not have the opportunity to independently verify these statements.

t.me/istorijaoruzija/46552

I'm going for a walk Mariupol better be gone when I get back

>2022
>still going to work

Why?

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it's all just business as usual
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNebYfhUJME

You want to know why hypersonic missiles exist

Because you can't fire kinetic weapons from space because space doesn't exist, THE EARTH IS FLAT

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>Big boom boom on ammo depot in Keev
>Russia gave forces in Mariupol until 5am to surrender
>5am their time was 25 minutes ago
Not much else. Oh Zelensky tried to guilt trip Israel into doing something by reminding them of the Holocaust, which I don't think they need reminding of.

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It’s about time, they should leave not a single building standing by the end of this

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>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
This has been debunked. Russia's footage actually showed a farm being attacked

You could hypothetically murder your npc colleagues and say a russian did it

REMINDER: No matter what happens to Mariupol tonight, Ukraine will still have McDonald’s and Russia won’t

So who really won?

>mariupol

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No can do mexibro

I insist on fresh water

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SHIT /k/ just BTFO /chug/gers and Russia again

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Future of a Russian soldier

>be a vatnik soldier
>phone taken away by general
>man I miss tiktok but no problem, I'll get it back in 2 or 3 days, after all this is just a military exercise
>3 weeks later in "special military exercise"
>half of your unit dead
>the other half is mudslimes who shoot at buildings like they drop epic loot
>you just want to call your mom and tell her how much you love her and that you fear you might not make it alive
>your motorized and mechanized are out of fuel
>force to abandon armor to Ukrainian farmers to retreat to a more tactical position
>Ukrainians ambush your retreat
>forced to surrender or be killed
>you are now a POW and you finally get to call your mom
>you tell her that the news are lying and that heavy causalities are taken with minimal gains
>your mother starts to boycott the war
>she get 15 years of prison
>you finally go home after the war is over
>be labeled as an idiot who couldn't fight for his country
>get court marshalled for deserting your position and abandoning equipment even though you we're just retreating to a more advantageous position
>sent to firing squad
>russians who never went to war will spit on your grave thinking it was your fault for not making Russia great again

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RIP Mariupol

does anyone have the footage of the journalists getting shot at by ukrianian soldiers
they shout "WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE, STOP SHOOTING" in the video

they had unironically 2+ weeks to evacuate or surrender. It's on their retarded asses

>internet-based warcrimes

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KALIBR AND KINZHAL RAIN WILL POUR IN, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "HARDEN YOUR HEART OH PUTIN".

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same
need my sunflower oil, less fighting more delivering, I want to consoom food

All fronts have stalled.
Chechens were all meme, no guts
Putin has unleased supper missile as last resort
Monkey post'n down 55%

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>/k/

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>be shill
>shill

NO
MORE
SEED
OIL

how long until Mauripol gets glassed??

>unprecedented
>war crime
Are you from r*ddit?

Russia shelled anyone who tried to leave or, even worse, made them go to their shithole country instead

avoid seed oils

jewkraine about to get glassed

You are in denial so bad you are writing fantasy fanfiction. Here, have a reality check. This is UKROP now.

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No this is celebrating files.catbox.moe/85ijvs.mp4 we are just comfyposting

This one?
youtube.com/watch?v=M_05Qj92W9Q

So you think after all this Ukrainians are just going to say "Well we tried, guess we're pro-Russian now". 99% of Ukrainians hate Russians now, any pro-Russian government installed would be overthrown the second Russia looks away. You can't force an entire nation to like you. Even if Russians don't leave there's going to be endless partisan actions, believe otherwise is pure delusion. People lost their parents, siblings, children in this conflict, alot of people have nothing to lose at this point.

Thanks fren

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You came the wrong neighborhood, Zionist.

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Not today, CI@

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yeah
what of it?

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Finally time for Russia to take the gloves off, glass Mariupol and get this over with. There's bigger fish to fry.

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>Russia shelled anyone who tried to leave or, even worse, made them go to their shithole country instead

Not according to the hundreds of interviews I've seen featuring Mariupol residents.

They couldn't leave without being shoot by Ukraine.

yeah user
much thanks

lmao

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why won't they surrender this fuckdamned city? if they want to die that much, at least let the civilians go unharmed

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holy fuck where is this from

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This is the shit I'm talking about.

Okay Azov could be keeping civilians at a few locations. Maybe a few thousand could actually be stopped from leaving and held hostage.

But this shit. Little old ladies standing around in the streets, talking about how the electricity and water is gone. Nigger look behind you there is a whole destroyed building. What the fuck do they think is going on?

Civilians are fucking retarded jesus.

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Yes, and?

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got a decent tinder date recently and she wouldn't stfu about russia and the news

Not my problem.

Ukraine got invaded by Turkey?

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>Monkey post'n down 55%
Good, it's pretty cringe and incredibly forced

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Because the jews need some blood goyim sacrifice.

>this is the guy who calls russians subhuman orcs

He pissed off the japs with his mention of pearl harbor
He pissed off Israel with his holocaust comparison
He pissed off Any Forums when he praised justin turdeau

That nigga has a death wish

قصي قلبك يابوتن قوي الهجمات

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Dudes teeth are just made of solid plaque. Brush your teeth you dirty cunt.

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yo chugbros do any of you have that one pepe in the top hat and champagne, the "dont be sad, just dont care" one? a floridafag is really go through it rn and it would help

What the fuck did Ukraine think was going to happen by cosying up to NATO despite sharing a border with Russia? the only way forward for them was true neutrality

Shame so many good people have lost their lives over this.

Never read an history book?
How do you think countries gotten eaten up before

How long until the inevitable staged false flag?

How long until the ukrainian thot instagram model is used to say Ukraine will fight to the last person

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I mean they them the chance to surrender

You do realize that Russia has bunch of missiles, artillery and high altitude bombers?
Now if they wanted to kill everyone who tried to leave, why not just, idk, USE THOSE ON A FUCKING CITY RIGHT AWAY?