PREPPER THREAD

How are you preparing for americas inevitable collapse?

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Having sex with as many women as I can(0)

I'm tackling my anime backlog. Planning to watch Urusei Yatsuru next.

Mormon ratlines, bishops' storehouse, etc.

I tried sardines and I can't do it.
I'm ngmi

I have a 22.6 TB porn collection.

im staying in my basement and occasionally going upstairs to look outside through a little gap in the curtains incase that van i hear is my amazon bulk tendies order.

shitposting

Both of your parents are proud of you.

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Telling Americans that I do not like that there's no reason to prep.

based, you a freeNAS nigga or you running some off the shelf stuff like qnap or synology or something?

Planning on upgrading my 40tb media nas to an 80tb one this year, mostly have movies, tv shows, music and vidya on it though, feel like i should make some offline backups of shit like wikipedia and shit though.

Got like 7tb of PS4 games.

Why bother? I'm joining the raiders. There will be plenty of dead people to pick clean once the shooting starts.

user means raping. Just helping to clarify.

You will be head tapped in the first week.

I got over 300 funko pops. Im going to use them as currency

Those are some digits for a quitter. Join the raiders with me. It will be tons of fun.

cook with them instead. Trust me, youll eat them if youre hungry

Impressive.

i'm not, someone else is prepping for me

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Kek. A good as gold I hear. You're gonna make it.

so i had a balance of $1000 in food stamps last month.
feeling like hot shit so i'm stacking a shitload of canned food and dried goods you know me.
feel like i must be putting a dent in it so i call again this month to check.
balance is $2000.
so basically i'm gonna be buying like 50 cans of food every time i go to the store on top of my regular shopping.
feels fucking good.

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CcP shillbot plz go.

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if they give extra stat points like fallout bobble heads you are going to rule the wasteland bro

Silver and bullets. I live on a farm so I'm fine food wise.

Tuberculosis patients running a half marathon?