/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1031

>Shame it's so unpleasant
lol shutup
youtube.com/watch?v=GOlSrTbiBK0

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Russia will be victorious.

Why do you guys call the Ukrainians hohols ?

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I wake up at midnight. I usually stare at TV static for about 16 hours and then go running. I run to the grocery store and ask for 10 plastic bags. The cashier notices my dead eyes and asks if I'm okay. I tell her I've been having Vietnam flashbacks, but that's a lie. I stare at TV static for 18 hours a day (I watch 2 more hours when I get back from running) and I've been doing that for about 8 years now. My grandma who takes care of me is pretty scared because sometimes I make static noises with my mouth and I don't even notice I'm doing it. My grandma doesn't come near me. One time she asked me to turn down the TV because I had the volume on the highest setting for 6 hours. That was the last thing she ever heard. I used my psychic powers to make her permanently deaf, but somehow her ears repaired within seconds. I was astonished. I had never witnessed such power. I agreed to turn down the TV, but I didn't actually turn it down.

I had never driven a car before, but I took my grandma's keys and drove to the grocery store. While inside the grocery store I made sure to run at every opportunity. I accidentally collided with a fellow customer. She was pretty shocked because from her perspective I ran at full speed directly at her and then tackled her into the floor. I couldn't help it, I had my eyes closed. I asked an employee if they sold extra loud surround sound speakers and subwoofers. She was too distracted by the bleeding woman that I had just tackled. I drove to BestBuy and purchased everything I needed to have the loudest TV static experience in the world. I got into several car accidents during the drive home. When I arrived, I noticed my grandma had left the TV on but with the volume lowered. I would not forget this. I spent a few hours watching TV static and then got to work assembling my new surround sound system. My grandma was asleep in her room with the door locked. I know the door was locked because I heard her lock it when I got home.

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Chug, hug and wug formerly ugh

give him some cocaine

new map just dropped

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>Russia attacks Ukraine
>China attacks Taiwan
>Iran attacks Israel
WHO ELSE DO WE INVITE TO THE PARTY
WE NEED MORE
WE NEED CHAOS

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>Current state of /uhg/
F

also can someone gib info on picrel, I'm beginning to like her (I dont think its Alpha)

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>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
I missed this, QRD?

era is directionally sensitive and needs to be mounted at specific angles in relation to the angle of attack. just adding a standoff cage is less sensitive.

they'll probably come up with something more permanent after the war., though i wouldn't be surprised to see the general approach remain

God, how i want a hohol girl...

A naive one, a bit stupid, with a country bumpkin accent. So she couldn't pronounce, or even forgot some words and asked me, talking to me like she doesn't know what she's talking about. I want to bury my face in her plump breasts, and whisper
-I'm a Russian liberator... I came to occupy your village... And your heart...
And so she would try to push me off, playing hard to get, while trying to yell with her usually quiet voice: "Don't touch me, you Russian occupant, don't touch me there, don't cling to my breasts! I am a Ukrainian, a proud Ukrainian girl! I do not deal with Moscals! No ... Don't touch... Don't do that... Not there...".

And i would keep hugging her, in her plump breasts, smelling the aroma of her white body, fondling her wide hips, raised on fertile Ukrainian soil... I would caress her ass with my pals, feeling the tender skin, i would look her in the eyes, in her blue eyes, i would look at her blushed face, her little upturned nose, i would feel her quivering breath...
Don't worry, girl, i am not your enemy, i came, i saw, i conquered... But i was conquered by you...
I will put you in a hayloft, behind you there will be burned out strongholds, and you will see the Kiev burning, i will look into your eyes once more, and I will not see anger, but humility. Humility before me, a Russian invader...
And i won't be rough with you.
I will bend over to your breasts, i will feel the heat coming off from them, see your breasts heave, I will go lower, to your tummy... there will be our child soon, and he will be Russian, not some hohol.
I will go down even lower, and you in the last impulse, try to play the unapproachable girl, softly singing:
"Nooooo.... nooooo... don't touch me there...""

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Javelins and NLAWS have a double charge to defeat reactive armour.

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>It's a mostly peaceful sacking of Kiev

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Inshallah.

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Something in the Americas please.

>one month later
>/ugh/ shills still posting the same 20 bodies
Why not post those 20k bodies?

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thats caleb maupin and Haz's cringe friends

wow holy shit Kiev fully encircled

attempt to. it all comes down to how clean the hit is, the era still helps quite a bit against glancing hits and older shaped charges.

Seems like Russia in past fights, like Chechnya, has promised safe passage to fighters only to turn on their word
No reason for Ukraine to believe what Russia says

I HATE FAGS

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Grozny!

ooohhh, buddy.

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Sorry bro. UKRANIANS ARE MADE FOR B__

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NEW OC

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This is a much better way to do it

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Something something your mom has a higher body count.
I'm too lazy to come to with a proper delivery.

Reactive armor is a meme and does not work against anything that is newer than WW2 gear.

Just look at those German meme tanks who got immediately BTFO by ISIS when turkey used them in Syria.

>remember what you are fighting for

Flying dangerously close to the sun. This is WW3 and it isn't a game anymore like migatard shenanigans. They might start doorkicking anyone doing shit like this any day now and doing far worse to them than what they did to people present during jan 6. When the mask finally comes off it'll shock the world.

Who eating borch at 3 am while keeping an eye on the fiery but mostly peaceful Kiev?

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Z

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Maybe you remember this (t.me/fighter_bomber/5000) post?
There, the main disadvantage of the helicopter was named by the user the ejection system, which has not yet been tested on living people.

In general, the system was unexpectedly but naturally tested, it works well. The crew is intact.

Previously, an order was given for such a test.
Let's see how it will be this time.

Those large pants are such a cope, they look awful

BREAKING!!!!
Isreal rejected Jewlensy's pleas of aid
>Isreal rejected Jewlensy's pleas of aid
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>Isreal rejected Jewlensy's pleas of aid
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>Isreal rejected Jewlensy's pleas of aid

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Venezuela attacks Colombia

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just.....just two more weekssss

That game is like a nonstop fever dream, very weird and not comfy.

me but with a bosancuga girl

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Mfw I remember that 20000 Russians are now dead because Putin woke up one day and decided he wanted to be president of a marginally bigger Russia.

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What's wrong with Caleb?

They just wanted to be left alone. With the children.

The Turkish Leopard 2s don't have ERA though...

desu Ukraine managed to piss off everyone in Russia, commies, liberals, monarchists, nationalists, etc.

If only...

I mean, she's from the same artist as alpha, and in the same set as alpha.
Tsarina just wears her formal dress in that pic.

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Praying for Russia’s victory!

I want to laugh, but knowing some place is now vulnerable to looting because it lacks window guards makes sad

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sounds cozy user

>no surrender, just let us go pls

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>handwritten kanji
who can even read that shit

>Mfw you actually believe that

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Gay and thinks he can get trump supporters to support communism

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Saved.
Seriously going to fap to this later

damn, just look at that

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theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/20/ukraine-suspends-11-political-parties-with-links-to-russia

Zelensky suspended everyone who tried opposing him.

You joining the war dude? Orange squares getting added to Z V and O would be cool.

All those dead bodies.
Almost zero evidence other than the first round of 500 or so from week one.

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>Venezuela attacks Colombia
I hope Colombia kills maduro and all the zambos in here.

youtube.com/watch?v=yJpJ8REjvqo

thread theme

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>no surrender just let us resupply

will this work? holy shit my internet is being a nigger

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Caleb is married to a beautiful woman.

And he's right. Trump supporters need to support communism.

Thank you fren

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