Brit/pol/ - political edition

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inb4 cancerous yanks

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Thank fuck that was an anxious five minutes.

Now, could someone fill me in on what David Reich means to STJ and why I should care?

Jivemong is back to school on Monday la la la

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Reich did some work on the indo european theory, jive has sited him. some indians called reich and the theory nazi propaganda which is funny because although his surname is reich, he's jewish. There is really no reason to care

this post is politically incorrect

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I stalk alicia's insta on the lowkey
she's like the complete opposite of me
bit of a ghost on social media
never really updates anything
everything on private
only things that really get updated are her profile pics and her follower / follow count on insta
her follow count's been stuck at same number for like over a month tho
but a few times I've caught them both go up by one, then drop really quickly back down to the original number
posted about it before saying "is it just me or do some people on insta lowkey pretend to be inactive by keeping their follower / followed counts the same. but sneakily follow / accept follows and keep it the same by unfollowing / removing someone else after they accept the new one"
and low and behold, her follower count went up by one and stayed there
cunt is watching me

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Kiev is over
Covid is over

time for normality

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thought it was a namefag

Ta

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>I stalk alicia's insta on the lowkey
>she's like the complete opposite of me
>bit of a ghost on social media
>never really updates anything
>everything on private
>only things that really get updated are her profile pics and her follower / follow count on insta
>her follow count's been stuck at same number for like over a month tho
>but a few times I've caught them both go up by one, then drop really quickly back down to the original number
>posted about it before saying "is it just me or do some people on insta lowkey pretend to be inactive by keeping their follower / followed counts the same. but sneakily follow / accept follows and keep it the same by unfollowing / removing someone else after they accept the new one"
>and low and behold, her follower count went up by one and stayed there
>cunt is watching me

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actually who gives a shit you sperg

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60781395
>Smacking children becomes illegal in Wales.

ffs this country

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Do you pluck or shave your brows? You fucking nonce

>sited him
*sighted him

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neither
cba
I'm pretty enough

Nigger

>Gavin Willaimson
>Ex chief Whip. Knows all the dirt on every conservative MP
>Gets made Defense secretary
>Fucks it up
>Leaks from a National Security Council meeting to the press.
>Lies about it.
>Doesn't get put in prison nevermind sacked!!
>Gets made education secretary
>Fucks it up
>two years of GCSE and A level students results are bullshit because of him. They mean nothing
>Doesn't get sacked
>Gets given a knighthood. A golden handshake for the rest of his life.

So. Anyone want to guess what dirt he has on Boris and the conservative party?

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>alchie lines on his eyebags

Dunno whats worse for me, my taint maintenance or my brow maintenance. Lucky cunt.

I've got weird eyebrows mate wdym

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Yeah but you just said you don't have to pluck or shave (to prevent a monobrow)

So not only do I have have to maintain a gap, I also have to maintain a monotaint that'll stretch to my belly button if I don't take some hedgecutters to it now and again.

ohhh right ye
ye its mad tho because me uncle karl has a mad monobrow, like proooooper bad

I didn't ask about Karl

well am not assed am tellin ye
I'm just saying you'd think I'd be likely to end up with one meself because his was so ruthless

>chief Whip
>former Tory whip Tim Fortescue, who served in Edward Heath's government between 1970 and 1973. In a 1995 TV documentary, Fortescue, who died in 2008, said: "Anyone with any sense, who was in trouble, would come to the whips and tell them the truth, and say, 'Now I'm in a jam. Can you help?' It might be debt, it might be … a scandal involving small boys, or any kind of scandal in which … a member seemed likely to be mixed up. They'd come and ask if we could help, and if we could, we did."

>Fortescue added that "scandalous stories" were whips' stock-in-trade. "When you are trying to persuade a member to vote the way he didn't want to vote on a controversial issue – which is part of your job – it is possible to suggest that perhaps it would not be in his interest if people knew something or other – very mildly."

Well watch out around him, if you pick up his loose hairs they'll sink into your pours and start to grow. That's why I can't keep cats, allergies.

just came on my guitar by accident lads

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yes. To be treated so well despite his incompetence, despite the embaressment he caused the party he must have some real dirt on one or, as I think, an awful lot of MP's.

what guitar/s do you have?

he's even more of a hermit than me lad
lives not two mins from me and I've seen him once in the last five years

WAAAHHHEEEEYY

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>*sighted him
*cited him

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two minutes? Hair carries on the wind. I'd take precautions if I were you.

it's a cheap yamaha classical guitar