>the doorbell rings, you open the door and there's a man wearing a military uniform in front of you
>"As you should know, NATO article 5 has been activated and you have been drafted to serve your country. We're here to get you and all the other men in your neighborhood to the closest military base, where you'll be training for 2 weeks. After that, you'll be sent to the Ukrainian front. You have 30 minutes to prepare your things before getting on the bus. Don't bring any devices, we'll check you with a metal detector."
>the door closes
What do you do?
What do you do?
Ryder White
Jace Campbell
>open door without looking who it is first
/thread
Cooper Sanders
>/threading your own post
Gay.
Joshua Perez
I'm 36. The average age of the Seabee's was 38 in WWII. I don't have any special talent and am an alcoholic, wear contacts, and have neuropathy. They wouldn't waste their time even if I stupidly opened the door.
Benjamin Fisher
>Show him papers that i can't get drafted
>continue shitposting on Any Forums
Evan Reyes
Don't worry, they'll close an eye at homosexuals joining the military if it's time to fight Russia. I guarantee it.
Thomas Wood
Grab my passport, out the back door and get the next flight to Ireland.
Nathan Smith
If i were you i would pack my bags and run as far away from Italy as possible.
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Kevin Mitchell
Sir, I am literally in military housing and work in Intel.
Juan Russell
I aged out of the draft. Get fucked zoomers.
Kevin Reyes
>I am literally in military housing and work in Intel.
Well shit, what can you tell us about 'weather balloons' and whatnot?
Cameron Campbell
I would simply refuse to go.
I don't care what they do after that. I am not fighting or dying in any globohomo wars.
Jace Morris
I'm 35 and a mental health ridden autist. I want to say I won't get drafted but I've just got that feeling that people like us will be put on the front lines to act as meat shields.
Cooper Collins
I'm 40, fat, and have terrible eyesight. They ain't drafting me.
Owen Clark
Go fight. Rat out every communist, paki and q user faggot on my way over.
Cooper Wright
>american
>id is “big mac”
Yup, checks out
Carter King
>a draft
based. perhaps people would wake the fuck up at the prospect of them not being able to live in the lap of luxury everyday. the tone of reddit/twitter would change overnight
James Perez
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
You guys don't even have an active conscription law on the books.
Adam Sanchez
>They wouldn't waste their time
They can always strap you a grenade and throw you under a tank or some shit. No matter what, you'll join your fellow goyim in death, for moral support. Get your booster, user.
Christian Flores
They wouldn’t have made it to my door before hearing fortunate son.
Lincoln Bailey
Christopher Miller
rope
Nathan Lopez
>Get your booster, user.
I ain't taking that shit. lol
Angel Brown
dont worry you can guard an outpost and wait for that inevitable t-72/90 shot to evaporate you
Carson Powell
>wrong door, wrong country.
Blake Garcia
KNOCK KNO-
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Levi Clark
Shoot at least 2 of them or as many as i can, then shoot myself. My score will be higher than theirs and they won't be able to do anything about it.
Isaac Davis
Shoot the zogbot then sue for the mess on my doorstep.