/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #981

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>"Initial Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say
>Andrey Paliy, Deputy Commander of Russia's Black Sea Fleet, reportedly KIA
>Russia claims to have used a Kinzhal hypersonic missile
>Russian forces gain ground around Mariupol, as fighting reaches the city centre
>Commander of the Russian 8th Combined Army, Lt General Andrey Mordvichev KIA at Kherson Airport
>This is the 5th Russian General KIA (worst loss of senior command since ww2)
>Ukraine conducts successful counterattack around Mykolaiv in the past several days - ISW
>Dozens killed in missile strike on Ukrainian forces barracks near Mykolaiv
>Ukrainian forces repel Russian operations around Kharkiv & reported killing regimental commander
>Sources claim deputy chief of Russia's National guard arrested by FSB
>Russian landing ships offshore from Odessa
>Azov battalion kill Mjr General Oleg Mityaev, commander of the 150th motor rifle div, in Mariupol
>150th Motor Rifle Division is Russia’s principal maneuver unit in Donbas, a major blow
>Missile kills 20 people in the city of Donetsk
>13 civilians queuing for bread in Chernihiv killed by an airstrike
>Attack on Kherson airport (15/03) destroys dozens of Russian helicopters & vehicles.

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Iam just waiting for 7th dead russian general. According to my calculations, he will die tonight.

Banan Is Free.
We Are Antifascist.
We Are Conscripts.
We Do Not Advance.
We Do Not Get Buried.
Expend Us.

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You missed the news?

>Oh what a loss. In the battles near Mariupol, the deputy commander of the Black Sea Fleet, captain of the first rank Andrey Paliy died.

rate
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Can you also estimate the number of torn off dicks, please?

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my offer still stands for the ASM val by the way
$50k in bitcoin, don't care if you're hohol or vatnik

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>Attention to the flying turret of the Russian tank.

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fuck the Ukraine

NOBODY DIED AT HOSTOMEL EXCEPT 200 UKRAINIANS
LIE
FAKE

Post timestamp or it's fake.

Do we count those who melted in vehicles or not?

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Cope is a lie, there is only Banan.
Through Banan, you gain more Banan.
Through more Banan, you gain even more Banan.
Banan Banan Banan Banan Banan Banan Banan.
BANAN!
The monke shall free you.

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= colonel... i dont care about colonels

>We Do Not Get Buried.
pretty sad ngl
some of these 17y/o orclings propably never had pussy

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Checked

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I'm buying
that image is one ASM val looted by Azov from VDV

based. keep the dead russians coming.

I love how they aren't even reporting deaths of regular troops. Yeah, he's OK, just communication troubles. Yeah, all his commanders were buried yesterday. Why is Wikipedia listing his brigade as not existing anymore? No idea.

the footage from this gave me a new respect for bf4 given how identical the sounds actually are

too little for my satisfaction

>never had pussy
Thats where youre wrong

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Does anybody have the art where Ukie-chan needs a lighter and 6+ hands offer one?

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How are gun laws in Morocco?

Who captured the airport?

>mossad agents dont like cute girls
what are the political implications of this?

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absolute kino

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So when is queef falling

The real state of the war.

Don't spread Vatnik cope maps.

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i'd huff her pitstink for hours

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Russian tank got lollipop’d.

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...

mere minutes

with some sound

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>the Azov regiment and BTR-4 in Mariupol city.

Joke's on you, I fap both to loli and to dead Russians.

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You still haven't explained why you've suddenly completely changed your tune.

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We're winning guys

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New Farming Simulator
Every time the same thing. They are idiots??
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I like how shills yesterday spam those weird monkification of Zelensky and today there is no sign of it. It is hilarious that couple of Russian military inteligence officers stood around PC and decided to go with that shit. There is only one Monke.

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How did you make it green like that?

Mine is like orange and red.

I want the ruskies near Kherson cut off so bad.

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its not looking good for ukraine. How will you guys cope when russians are pulling nazis out of sewers just like in 1945 in berlin?

eating better than russian citizens

>Russian
>intelligence
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>A group of Russian journalists, including a RIA Novosti correspondent, came under fire in Mariupol, no one was hurt.

Well, they were probably in the process of trying to prove that Russian army is in the city center kek

...bottom right. How new are you?

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Man, looks like electing a jew was a net benefit after all.

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/uhg/ shills agree with picrelated
>Dyel /uhg/?

/uhg/ shills sticking out circa 2022

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There are leaked photos from the meeting where they've decided to try.

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Pollacks have the world's greatest inferiority complex.

Why has the spic sepo changed sides?

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>walking around a city that's meant to be encircled with the people inside on frequent edge with fingers on the trigger
regardless of who they are, that's just fucking stupid, what do you expect?

Oh I've been here since the 90s. I remember the first Pepe threads.

mostly to concern troll

>The United States is discussing with Turkey the sending of S-400 to Ukraine in exchange for the lifting of sanctions against it - Pentagon

Ukraine getting the Russian best AA system in the world would be funny as shit.

>the spic sepo
Which one??

looking to buy ASM for 50k$, can add 20k depending on mods
since Russia is dying, might as well reverse-engineer it
any clues where I can ask?
lmfao, based
pretty fucking bad, but I'm a UN officer, so they can choke on a fat one, I do what I want

Did Zelenskiy really compared this to holocaust while giving his israelian interview? Lol what

A better job than Dr Shekelstein can do

It is weird that they thought anyone would care. I mean even he would probably just laugh at that.

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Random ionisation changed some random 0 to 1 in his "SupportUkraine" registry in his memory and thus the change in behaviour

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This made me laugh, Russians really are funny

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I even recommended them to redo it but they simply gave up, sadly

>Russian
>military
>intel(l)igence

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You guys made me see the error of my ways.

>speaking to israel
>not sucking up to them with muh 10 gajirrion!!!
to not do that would be to suicide yourself

Now we can say that we made jews fight with us, this fucking timeline.

All Ukrainians hate all Russians for the next 200 years. Russia can't take Kyiv and force a valuable peace agreement.
Any administration installed in any Ukrainian region will face rebellion and insurgencies. And if Russia tries to use violence against the rebellion, the sanctions come back. Russia also can't afford to rebuild anything or hand out money, food or supplies to any occupied Ukrainians.
Russia can still take some clay and some more cities, but it doesn't have the resources to actually occupy these parts and turn them into "Russia".

We only have one Catalan, no?

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>aiming at the treads
That's what I would do all the time.

Would it? They lost their entire AA defence and offensive airforce in the first 3 days. Russians have spy satellites. And hypersonic precision munitions that can strike anywhere in Ukraine in 5 minutes. Use your head.

>All Ukrainians hate all Russians for the next 200 years.
So same as it was for the previous 350 years?

Still, we are the best in the world in something. Can you say same, vatnik?

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We have posters in a fucking churches about how russian warrior should destroy ukrainian nation from the face of earth, how is it different?

I wish I had a taco bell near me i didn't have to take a boat or fly to.

Why is every European leader a fucking faggot

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wait, wasn't putin's argument of "denazification" bullshit?
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i dont recall nazi soldiers ever burrying kikes in pig skins, and we're talking about the most evilest people in the world according to NPC's who support people who burry dead bodies into pig skins in ukraine

Ukraine should use biological weapons against Moscow if they have them. Or, send in a dirty nuke. Call the faggot's bluff.

>Russia watering Ukraine
what did they mean by this?

Poast more monke, we need to reach critical mass.

watch russia try a move on odessa soon; if they can capture it and gain access to the entire crimean area and black sea then they can start negotiating weaker agreements with ukraine and still pass off the invasion as a victory

Well, we had spam about monke meme bein "not organic"

>Did Zelenskiy really compared this to holocaust while giving his israelian interview? Lol what
You gotta be stupid not to use this angle. Jew prez + muh 6 gorillion = youtube.com/watch?v=IFg5j3g4yhM

now we have video docs

>NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T VE IT WAS ALL A LIE CHUG BROS WHAT HAPPENED

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Tends to be difficult to use something you do not possess, innit.

Putin is an incel these days.

idk something about muds and swamps they get stuck into

anyone that ever throws out the "muh nazis!!!" argument in current year(s) is just a fucking retard, russia is just being slavic antifa

He has consistently appealed to the national myths of countries he appeals to.
It would be stranger if he didn't.

On that note, I'm 90% sure the people who get siphoned from Mariopol are fine, but there is a 10% chance they're in work/death camps.

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Yes, Marichka is cute.

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No they fucking can’t. He either takes the country or he’s a fucking loser

fake
from minecraft

hmm I wonder if some old person was like "take whatever you need to kill these fucking russians" and donated his cherry green lada?

Would not be surprising if Russians are bombing their civilian shelters.

Can any Ukrainians explain the stripping people then tying them naked to light posts and beating please? Why in fuck are even children being tortured?!
I know it's fucking war time, but torturing fucking civilians, especially fucking little kids is literally Nazi level fucked.

How will Russians ever recover. Meanwhile 80,000 fighters are being ground to a pulp in the east cauldron.

But muh pop music and muh Twitter battles. You fucking Turnip brain.

Russian officials confirmed that the Deputy Commander of the Black Sea Fleet for military-political affairs, Captain of the 1st Rank Andrei Paly was killed in Mariupol.

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the monkey putin looks funny and silly, the monkey zenlenkike just looks weird and doesn't have that comical look putin monkey has

KEK, but according to Putin, you have them right? I mean if this faggot wants to talk about WMDs, why not give him what he asks for? Teach this little man a lesson.

>or he’s a fucking loser
you don't get how retarded most of russia is user; if he can control the eastern border areas all the way down to odessa and cut off ukraine from the black sea entirely, he can call that a victory

to everyone else we know it's a fucking bunch of bullshit

Russia did help them financially during the 90s after the USSR collapsed.
>muh rockets
You can't win a war like that. You have to send in infantry sooner or later, and then the defender has the advantage.
Russians aren't even close to Odessa, they can't take Mykolaiv, which is about half way from Crimea to Odessa. And they got pushed back 30 kilometers back yesterday. Maybe they can try again after Mariupol falls and some forces are available, but they're taking a beating there so it's questionable they'll be able to advance to Odessa even then.

>world shortage of fertilizer
>Russia fertilizing Ukraine for free
maybe we misunderstood the orcs?

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they stole some shit like tv and stuff didnt see children but couple oldfags sure

>80,000 fighters
Haha I think you mean 80,000 RUSSIAN fighters.

Russians are the only ones dying in this war.

Actually we are acknowledging muslim religion and traditions by going along with their "pork is haram"
Is it "nazi" to respect others?

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Indeed, in civilized countries marauders are simply shot during war times instead. We should dispense with the barbaric treatment and put a bullet through each and every of their vile skulls.

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>Slovakia has received a batch of the Patriot system in return of the transfer of the S-300 air defense system to Kyiv, per Pentagon official to Sky News Arabia
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Because the retarded Russians don't encrypt their communications.

Sounds like you think the war is lost. I guess no importing niggers to Moscow to rape your women like you cuck Swedes are so expert at.

the US and the EU is preparing a martial plan that would dwarve whatever Russia's dwarf economy can achieve
just two more weeks after Russia captures keef

Monke Zelenski is just chuggie buthurt, but it's enough for one or two memes.
Maybe some day we will have a better version.

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delete this

time will tell though, it depends on how strong ukraine gets on the offensive, and if russia continues its new tactic of just utterly levelling everyone and everything with missiles from afar

They can't be serious. The S-300 is better than the Patriot in every way.

we used to tar and feather criminals like "snake oil" salesmen
they'd subdue the villain, pour hot tar all over him and then cover him in chicken feathers
i'm sure britain has something similar

Sauce?

Did Soviets lose generals on the Ostfront at this rate

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still coping, niggers?

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user... moscow is europe's largest muslim city

Honest question here, can you turn human corpses into fertilizer? Can you use vatniks as valuable resource?? Maybe ukraine should start selling them?

nope

You really think Russia has the capacity for combined arms maneuvers necessary for that encircling?

>Meanwhile 80,000 fighters are being ground to a pulp in the east cauldron.
for 4th week now
truZt the plan

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Why are the maurauders doing this? Where did they come from? Why aren't the military and police shooting them? Why isn't anyone helping even the little kids being publically tortured?

Monke Putin has been absolutely devastating to Russian morale, the more we post, the more Putin loses.

i mean 90% of muzzies support russia anyway, every comment section is litered with "what about gaza, iraq etc." "we dont care about europeans" "muh western hypocrisy". also proof its real?

its for the time being

Ukraine still has AA capabilities west of Denipro a la UK intel, and their airforce is yet to be completely depleted, they just downed a fighter yesterday
Ukrainian fighters fly low, but there is 0 evidence Ukraine has lost its airforce

but this is going beyond what nazis did though
how is putin's argument bullshit now? i can't reconcile those two opposite things you know

i think putin may be right after all