>had a dream of a beautiful slavic beauty
> looked similar to young mila jovovich but bustier
>we fucked of course
> we married, had kids
>woke up with a huge stain on my pants
>next to me is still a filipino bitch snoring out loud
> fuck my life.....
Had a dream of a beautiful slavic beauty
Christian Gonzalez
William Lee
user shrek is just regular beautiful, not Slavic.
Julian Peterson
>UAE
>Flip girl
Are you fucking the maids/slaves, user?
Oliver Reed
Evan Diaz
I am shrek
Joseph Watson
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Julian Diaz
Shrek does remind me of my Bosnian friend
Asher Harris
Step one get rid of the flip they are disgusting monkeys. If you meet a beautiful Slavic woman and she hears you slept with a seamonkey she will think of you as beta. Step two offer a Ukrainian refuge in your home and let her fall in love with you
Cooper Parker
Havent seen any ukraine refugees here. They are more than welcome here
William Nelson
Slavic girls are truly best
Christopher Ward
A shitskin giving another shitskin advice to get da whyte wimmin. You missed a step: have millions of dollars.
Ian Campbell
Ian Scott
>sleeping in pants
do dunecoons really?
Nathaniel Ward
Sweatpants
Whats wrong with it?
Zachary White
>the reality of yellow fever finally hit him
Kevin Rogers
At least you got to dream about it and in some way experience a derivative of it.
Leo Butler
No i dont have kids. Im a college student
Justin Walker
Nigger you’re from the UAE, life was over to begin with
Jackson Robinson
Bro whyd you fuck the maid
Jaxon Allen
shrek is an albanian and donkey is a serb.
Robert Murphy
I'm not mixed but still feel the same
Caleb Peterson
Lol why does everyone call her a maid. She wasnt lol.
Parker Hughes
Don't you get insanely warm? I never understood the whole sleeping with clothes on deal